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ow, ow, OW!As I've said before, my dad was in the Army, so I was involved in the military's medical system from day one til my 18th birthday. Anyway, back then, military doctors were okay, but the dentists generally sucked. No offense to anyone what likes military dentistry, but the one sI went to sucked horribly.
When my wisdom teeth were coming in on the bottom, they hurt, ow. I wouldn't go though, as we were in Gemrany and I knew we had a visit to my mom's hometown coming up. I figured I could go to the local dentist and my folks could claim it under the military healthcare. As this was the case, my parents agreed.
We go back to my mom's dinky western PA hometown and I go to the dentist. He dopes me up good and solid and starts working on me. Once he'd numbed me good, he gets chatty. I hate that, but all dentists do it. My thinking is shut the fuck up and get it done, but the dentist wants to fuckin talk. He finds out that my dad was army and says, "Oh really? That how I got my start as a dentist. I was in the Navy."
Well, fuck me. Fly half a world away and go to a flyspeck town in bumfuck, PA to avoid military dentists, and what do I find but a retired military dentist.
Well, the tooth came out, and I was sent on my way numb as fuck. As the numb wears off, wow, my gums and cheek hurt. I go back to the dentist the next day only to be blown off. I went back again, as the pain got worse and I couldn't really talk. Got blown off again. I went back a third time, bleeding, and basically threatened violence if he did not at least take a look in my mouth.
He gets in there, and, wow, he'd sewn my gums to the inside of my cheek.
I still hate military dentists.
LOL. I remember saying to my mom, when I was about 18, "Wow, I don't get it, I never used to be scared of going to the dentist but now I get really nervous. When I was a kid, I was so relaxed, I even remember falling asleep in the chair once, what happened to change that?"
Mom said, "Um, remember that orange juice they used to give you before your appointment? Well, it wasn't exactly orange juice."
They'd been secretly sedating me for years!! Yeesh.
(I sure miss that juice.)
...The orthodontist x-ray'd my mouth and was astonished that my wisdom teeth looked like they were going to come in straight, with no problems. He suggested leaving them be unless they became a problem, and my parents agreed.
... My last dentist said I should be a tooth model.![]()
...It was a thuroughly enjoyable experience.
No horror stories? What is it? All you guys trying to pick a fight or something?:caning:...Overall it was a very pleasant experience.
No horror stories? What is it? All you guys trying to pick a fight or something?:caning: