Are you true?

Lance - Sagitarius (officially capricorn)
Matt - pisces
 
Born in the year of the Tiger and on the cusp of Aquarius and Pisces, most of the definitions don't fit. But like most things for entertainment, it's fun to play with.



Comshaw
 
Excellent multi-sourced curation of traits, however. . .that post would be better accompanied by boudoir photos in purple, turquoise, and electric blue lingerie.

Garter straps and back seams, por favor!
 
I don't have any lingerie, just some black thigh highs. I did recently purchase a school uniform, which was well received. I wore it with my black and grey striped knee socks.
 
^^ this is a crime against humanity.

Years ago I was in a gentlemen's club in the middle of the afternoon. The waitresses who are not supposed to distract the customers away from the dancers are usually better looking, and more interesting. I think on a daily basis but maybe it's a seasonal thing they have various themes for example one day all of the waitresses wear athletic shirts and athletic kneesocks.

Near as I can tell that day was bustier day. All the waitresses were wearing some kind of basque, merry widow, or some sort of thing like that. Anyway this one waitress was wearing a black Merry Widow with garter straps hanging down not attached to stockings and then knee socks with Chuck Taylors. She looked cute despite her awful ensemble. I traded her for her fashion faux pas and pointed out that heels and stockings are the correct accoutrement for that particular garment.

I don't really notice but apparently I don't know if it's for safety reasons or because they don't want wait staff to look like dancer but they're not allowed to wear heels they have to wear flats.

Armed with that knowledge I told her I'd be back. There was a Goodwill nearby so I found her a pair of Tommy Hilfiger flats they were basically fuck-me pumps without heels for like six or seven dollars, and at a nearby capezio-type place a set of back-seamed stockings, with that reinforced heel thing. I have no idea why that part is sexy but it is.

On my return I sat her down in the chair stripped off her socks and shoes and rolled on the stockings. That was probably one of the most intimate things I've ever experienced in a strip club.
 
Libra.
broad description of those who are born under these signs are calm, rational, and detached when dealing with situations.

I don't know what to make of astrology because of course it's bunk, yet the description seems apt in my case. Generally, when I read one of those things, it does seem to fit people that I know. Do we mature and develop to meet expectations?
 
I don’t buy into the “daily horoscope” shit because is written so “general” that almost anything can be taken from it as likely to happen. Now, the characteristic traits of my zodiac sign of Sagittarius in Astrology are freaky accurate to a “T” (no pun intended)
 
Libra.
broad description of those who are born under these signs are calm, rational, and detached when dealing with situations.

I don't know what to make of astrology because of course it's bunk, yet the description seems apt in my case. Generally, when I read one of those things, it does seem to fit people that I know. Do we mature and develop to meet expectations?

I have a younger sister that’s a Libra. She’s so preoccupied trying to balance shit in life that she seems like she has some type of OCD.
 
I'm a Cancer. I can be mother to the world and I love to cook but beyond that, I don't think the rest fits. I have a lot of Leo in my chart. Particularly Mars and Venus. I seem to relate more to Leo.

My son is a Scorpio. I hope he doesn’t take on too many of those traits given how he acts now.
 
My son is a Scorpio. I hope he doesn’t take on too many of those traits given how he acts now.

Scorpios can be hard to get rid of. Hehe. Not that you'd want to get rid of your son. My gardener's GF is a Scorpio. She likes to pick fights and belittle then will not leave.

My nephew is a Scorpio but instead of fighting he just sort of shuts up and acts indifferent. I haven't seen him for some time. He sort of checked out of the family once he got married.
 
Scorpios can be hard to get rid of. Hehe. Not that you'd want to get rid of your son. My gardener's GF is a Scorpio. She likes to pick fights and belittle then will not leave.

My nephew is a Scorpio but instead of fighting he just sort of shuts up and acts indifferent. I haven't seen him for some time. He sort of checked out of the family once he got married.

What I admire most about my son right now is his general interest in the music I listen to. But damn, for 8 years old, he can ask a dozen question in under 2 minutes😂
 
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