Ask A Porn Shop Retail Associate Anything

[Not Normal]

Have you tired the Cone Blue?

 

[esorm66]

Have you tried out all of the merchandise in your shop? What's your favorite product?

 

[John Doe]

If train leaves New York at 1pm travelling 56 miles an hour and another train leaves San Franciso at noon travelling at 89 miles an hour when and where will the two crash head on into each other?

Trick question.

You didn't say they're on the same track, therefore they may or may not ever crash into each other.

 

[BlueSugar]

Have you tired the Cone Blue?

i have.
its pretty awesome actually

 

[BlueSugar]

Have you tried out all of the merchandise in your shop? What's your favorite product?

I'll say I've got 80% of it tried.

i really like my hitachi wand

 

[VintagePearls]

How do I get a job like yours?

 

[BBWetKitty]

I heard the Weather Bug sound the other day and thought of you. That is all.

 

[BlueSugar]

How do I get a job like yours?

apply

 

[BlueSugar]

I heard the Weather Bug sound the other day and thought of you. That is all.

anytime i hear it on other's computers, i think of that night too lol

 

[BBWetKitty]

anytime i hear it on other's computers, i think of that night too lol

http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/s_0540b2bf8c77811e0a11525ea479c665.gif

 

[BlueSugar]

*cough*bump*cough*

 

[Wok]

c'mon, lets go, store is at a lull, I'm a bit bored, and I haven't gotten any good questions today... bring it on!

I always wondered about the Loitering. Is there some kind of time limit if the person browsing is not going to buy anything?

 

[Angeline]

What do you sell the most? Is there any one product you have to reorder a lot?

And do people actually buy the four-foot dildoes and those ridiculous-looking plastic heads? And if they do, are they embarrassed when they bring them up to the counter?

Thanks for the thread! This is interesting.

 

[BlueSugar]

I always wondered about the Loitering. Is there some kind of time limit if the person browsing is not going to buy anything?

ever notice how the people behind the counter, come out and start following the loitering? We give you about 8 minutes, ask if you need help. Then leave.
Give you another 8 minutes and show you something.
If you are totally absorbed in something and in "the zone" we'll leave you alone as long as you have something in your hand.

Generally I leave people alone unless I think they're jerking it in the isles or going to steal something. Expect me to check on you now and then. But I'm nice, I leave most people alone to do their thing.

My coworkers would do some pain in the ass thing like follow you, if they know you're not going to buy something... people leave on their own.

 

[BlueSugar]

xdouble postx

 

[pointless]

oh, and i now have boundaries 3 and 4. they are goodness. some decent soft bdsm.

 

[BlueSugar]

What do you sell the most? Is there any one product you have to reorder a lot?

And do people actually buy the four-foot dildoes and those ridiculous-looking plastic heads? And if they do, are they embarrassed when they bring them up to the counter?

Thanks for the thread! This is interesting.

Hitachi Magic Wand, Tera Patrick's Magnum, IVIBE Rabbit, My First Mini G, Matador Couple's ring, Coochi Shave lotion, and Eros Lubricant... are the top picks that we constantly reorder.

Yes, they do buy them. No, they sort of bring them up to the counter all proud. Most of them are gag gifts or for size queens


keep asking!!

 

[BlueSugar]

oh, and i now have boundaries 3 and 4. they are goodness. some decent soft bdsm.

sex and bdsm together in one movie is illegal.
Boundaries, Fetish Fanatic, and Fashionista's does a good job of sitting on the fence though.

 

[pointless]

sex and bdsm together in one movie is illegal.
Boundaries, Fetish Fanatic, and Fashionista's does a good job of sitting on the fence though.

what?

 

[BlueSugar]

what?

what do you mean 'what'?

bdsm.. the harder stuff.

and sex... piv, pia, etc...


aren't allowed together legally.. in a movie..

aspects are... spanking..fetish wear.. hardcore sex... rough stuff...

the series:
Boundaries
Fetish Fanatic
and Fashionistas

does a good job really pushing porn and the bdsm merge

 

[pointless]

what do you mean 'what'?

bdsm.. the harder stuff.

and sex... piv, pia, etc...


aren't allowed together legally.. in a movie..

aspects are... spanking..fetish wear.. hardcore sex... rough stuff...

the series:
Boundaries
Fetish Fanatic
and Fashionistas

does a good job really pushing porn and the bdsm merge

i thought you were calling me a liar. that would explain why bondage movies are so fucking boring. like watching paint dry.

with lots of latex, leather and colorful ropes.

 

[BlueSugar]

i thought you were calling me a liar. that would explain why bondage movies are so fucking boring. like watching paint dry.

with lots of latex, leather and colorful ropes.

no no, you're not a liar.
yes, thats why they are so "boring"
bdsm doesn't always involve sex anyway.. are into it JUST for the play.
Also, bdsm is illegal in all states, the law just doesn't believe people "ask for it" and take it upon themselves to save you from yourself
*shrug*

 

[Wok]

ever notice how the people behind the counter, come out and start following the loitering? We give you about 8 minutes, ask if you need help. Then leave.
Give you another 8 minutes and show you something.
If you are totally absorbed in something and in "the zone" we'll leave you alone as long as you have something in your hand.

Generally I leave people alone unless I think they're jerking it in the isles or going to steal something. Expect me to check on you now and then. But I'm nice, I leave most people alone to do their thing.

My coworkers would do some pain in the ass thing like follow you, if they know you're not going to buy something... people leave on their own.

That's happened before?

I have been in porn shops a few times, and in those times, I knew what I wanted.

 

[coastal-boy]

I still think porn shops should carry rope, but I just go to the local marine supply

 

[pointless]

no no, you're not a liar.
yes, thats why they are so "boring"
bdsm doesn't always involve sex anyway.. are into it JUST for the play.
Also, bdsm is illegal in all states, the law just doesn't believe people "ask for it" and take it upon themselves to save you from yourself
*shrug*

all the "true" bondage movies i've seen are extremely boring. like photo shoots, but with video cameras. i haven't seen many though, because, yeah, they were dull. i was hoping for more then just women being tied up and just staying tied up for fifteen minutes looking uncomfortable.