Ask A Porn Shop Retail Associate Anything

[pointless]

you shh. my thread.

once it's posted it's public domain, yo.

 

[great lover]

We have a cleaner with a hasmat license to clean that up every morning.

nope, no drug passings yet. we close at 3am every night, go get a 4hr room after we close!

Where do you get hasmat training?










Oh, you meant Hazmat, did ya?

 

[BlueSugar]

Do you often check out the recipient's past purchase/renting history once they've left the building and giggle at it with co-workers?

we have facebook/myspace/postits to do that. its been a competition lately to see who can sell more... summer love, college/school is out, longer warmer nights.
The bosses want to see who can sell more of The Cone, so far I'm winning with 3 and its only June

 

[BlueSugar]

Where do you get hasmat training?






Oh, you meant Hazmat, did ya?

you do it through the cpr, clean up, janitor people training sessons
uhm, sure, thats it.

 

[BlueSugar]

once it's posted it's public domain, yo.

true.
but still.
my thread dopey, can't tell me to shush. or well, you can, I just wont listen.
'Tis the internet after all!

 

[pointless]

we have facebook/myspace/postits to do that. its been a competition lately to see who can sell more... summer love, college/school is out, longer warmer nights.
The bosses want to see who can sell more of The Cone, so far I'm winning with 3 and its only June

what the hell is the cone?

 

[great lover]

What should I use to fill the holes in a wall?

 

[BlueSugar]

what the hell is the cone?

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/outie_vibrators.html#t-tpr-2123

 

[pointless]

What should I use to fill the holes in a wall?

your fist.

 

[BlueSugar]

What should I use to fill the holes in a wall?

that putty stuff.
unless its a big hole... then you need one of those screen dealies, and then the putty stuff... sand it smooth... and repaint

 

[pointless]

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/outie_vibrators.html#t-tpr-2123

$120 bucks? you can go to hell.

 

[Morcheeba]

Ever fucked one of your clients/customers?

 

[BlueSugar]

$120 bucks? you can go to hell.

we don't sell it for $120, and I know the stock price, we're all allowed to take as much as 30% off to make the sale, but no more than that

 

[BlueSugar]

Ever fucked one of your clients/customers?

nope. nope. would like to, some of the couples around here are seriously hot and totally hit on me to try and get me to.
but no, i believe the expression is "you don't shit where you eat"

 

[Le Jacquelope]

A woman has two booty call choices tonight:
A dude with a big dick who can't fuck worth shit
Or a guy with a really tiny dick who's an expert with it

Who wins?

Trick question.

 

[great lover]

A woman has two booty call choices tonight:
A dude with a big dick who can't fuck worth shit
Or a guy with a really tiny dick who's an expert with it

Who wins?

Trick question.

Group sex is the answer.

 

[IndieSnob]

Let's say you have a triangle, and you only know the SAS (side angle side) of the triangle.

Let's say angle A <A = 30 degrees, and side a is unknown.

Side b is 16, and the degree of angle B is unknown.

Side c is 21, and the degree of angle C is unknown.

Law of Cosines?
Law of Sines?

Pick the one that will give you the length of side a.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Group sex is the answer.

Or a vibrator.

 

[pointless]

we don't sell it for $120, and I know the stock price, we're all allowed to take as much as 30% off to make the sale, but no more than that

i'll give you ten bucks.

 

[BlueSugar]

A woman has two booty call choices tonight:
A dude with a big dick who can't fuck worth shit
Or a guy with a really tiny dick who's an expert with it

Who wins?

Trick question.

if group is out of the question, then the big dick - this way the next time hes with someone he KNOWS how to use it

 

[BlueSugar]

Let's say you have a triangle, and you only know the SAS (side angle side) of the triangle.

Let's say angle A <A = 30 degrees, and side a is unknown.

Side b is 16, and the degree of angle B is unknown.

Side c is 21, and the degree of angle C is unknown.

Law of Cosines?
Law of Sines?

Pick the one that will give you the length of side a.

I'll give you a blowjob for an A on the test?

 

[BlueSugar]

i'll give you ten bucks.

sorry - thats a serious no no lol

could buy my panties for that though

 

[pointless]

sorry - thats a serious no no lol

could buy my panties for that though

ten fifty.

 

[Morcheeba]

nope. nope. would like to, some of the couples around here are seriously hot and totally hit on me to try and get me to.
but no, i believe the expression is "you don't shit where you eat"

Good answer, and don't mind these twits with their silly questions about stuff.

They have a gazillion posts on an erotic/porn board site yet try to goof. You've been nothing but compliant and I like your ways.

 

[pointless]

also, hook me up with some boundaries dvd's. mainly the ones with sasha grey. i'll totally get you back.