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LizVegas79 said:
Morals, shmorals! I'm just trying to pay this month's rent so that I don't have to go back to BJ'ing out penalty fees for not bringing back the videotapes fully rewound at the video store!

(JJ thinks it sounds like a great job but for some reason her jaw doesn't get as tired as mine does - I guess it's her lucky white girl genes :rolleyes: )
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I can't afford to have a tired jaw. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. :rolleyes::D
 
smtst5 said:
Dr Liz,

I just saw on the news that thousands of penises washed up on a beach in California or one of those left coast states. What do you think is the cause?

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/

Signed,

Curious in PA
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Dear Curious in PA,

Well, I guess the news is out.

You heard it here first: the strike has begun!

Penises are washing up on shore because they're falling off from lack of TLC.

That's right. No more sex until women are guaranteed the freedom of choice AND are elected to more elected offices.

You guys have had your chance to screw up long enough and you've done an excellent job at it. Now it's our turn to have our chance to screw things up too!

Who knows? Maybe we won't! :heart:

Sex will re-commence after we are in full, complete control.

Doctor "Sorry But This Is For The Best" Liz
 
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LizVegas79 said:
Dear Curious in PA,

Well, I guess the news is out.

You heard it here first: the strike has begun!

Penises are washing up on shore because they're falling off from lack of TLC.

That's right. No more sex until women are guaranteed the freedom of choice AND are elected to more elected offices.

You guys have had your chance to screw up long enough and you've done an excellent job at it. Now it's our turn to have our chance to screw things up too!

Who knows? Maybe we won't! :heart:

Sex will re-commence after we are in full, complete control.

Doctor "Sorry But This Is For The Best" Liz
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https://cdn010.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/12/332583/bdsmlr-332583-PwImdxFLNA.jpg

"Fuck. I hope I didn't just break my own thread." :rolleyes:
 
LizVegas79 said:
https://cdn010.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/12/332583/bdsmlr-332583-PwImdxFLNA.jpg

"Fuck. I hope I didn't just break my own thread." :rolleyes:
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Okay...It's time for a balance check.

You girls need to quit hanging out with the Metro Sexual men that have you thinking we are all weak wristed.

A man with a beard and a hard dick is what you need...and maybe a loving smack on the ass.

You didn't break your thread.....but..you did go far so far chick that a man may have to shake his head....Mine is shaking so hard I don't know where my beard starts and stops..
 
MrPractical said:
Okay...It's time for a balance check.

You girls need to quit hanging out with the Metro Sexual men that have you thinking we are all weak wristed.

A man with a beard and a hard dick is what you need...and maybe a loving smack on the ass.

You didn't break your thread.....but..you did go far so far chick that a man may have to shake his head....Mine is shaking so hard I don't know where my beard starts and stops..
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Poor baby! :eek:

Don't make yourself dizzy, silly.

Do you need to sit down?

Here, lay back on my couch and stretch your back with me.

That's it. There, doesn't that feel good?

(stop looking at my boobs - try to concentrate ;) :) )

Stretch.
Relax.
Stretch.
Relax.
Stretch.
Relax.
......



clistenovena said:
https://media.giphy.com/media/iD6iDZFXQQagsmgmU1/giphy.gif
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That was easier than I expected! :)

MrPractical said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApQJ_n447A

I will not sort dildos....;)
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Okay, fine. Your choice.

BrokenBarbie said:
Are we sorting by size, color, motor strength, what?

I'll need details.
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Natch!

But, we may need to find a guy to build us a new cabinet with different sections.

Any carpenters out there?

clistenovena said:
I do like this rendition. Lots.

Nothing to do with sorting dildos. Still. :)
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:D
 
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