Ask Doctor Liz!

[LizVegas79]

Aww! You say the sweetest things. You know, you'd be the most requested girl if you'd just sign up. Come on. Ditch that video store and go for SugarDaddy gold.

Hmmm, I've never been able to resist temptation very well either so maybe JJ and I should give this some thought ....

No problem. Barbie, when you get to Gutter St. just follow the yellow crime scene tape and it will take you right to us.

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It was originally Guiterez Street but, well, you know teenagers lol

We may be neighbors!

Well then why don't you save your rent money! You could always move into one of the cages, I mean rooms, down in our basement if you want Barb

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Oh no, no confinement for me!

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh no, no confinement for me!

Party poopper!

 

[LizVegas79]

Seriously, I don't know anything about a bunch of sugar daddies from SugarDaddy.com having all their homes robbed in some weird, coordinated, inside-job, serial robbery last night.

https://cdn08.**********/uploads/photos/2019/09/15356/bdsmlr-15356-aNi0YdwKEA.gif

Okay! Okay! I'll tell you! I'll tell you!

It was me and Nova and JJ and Investor and Taan and Firecracker and Bettie and Lorelei and Shae and Catherine and Bill and Mitch and TinMan and Leigh and Sandy and Peeking and Ron and Duncan and WhenAgain and SmoothShaven and Deckard ... and ... I mentioned Nova right? ... what about JJ? It was all their idea! They made me do it!"

Boy, once the local police department finds out about your weak spot they sure know how to use it against you, huh?

Thanks for playing along on my little thread this year everyone! I really appreciate it and it wouldn't have been nearly as fun without all of you!

Doctor "Thanks For Playing" Liz

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good, with that confession I won't be a suspect.

 

[JerseyJade]

Seriously, I don't know anything about a bunch of sugar daddies from SugarDaddy.com having all their homes robbed in some weird, coordinated, inside-job, serial robbery last night.

https://cdn08.**********/uploads/photos/2019/09/15356/bdsmlr-15356-aNi0YdwKEA.gif

Okay! Okay! I'll tell you! I'll tell you!

It was me and Nova and JJ and Investor and Taan and Firecracker and Bettie and Lorelei and Catherine and Bill and Mitch and Leigh and Sandy and Peeking and Ron and Duncan and ... and ... I mentioned Nova right? ... what about JJ? It was their idea! They made me do it!"

Boy, once the local police department finds out about your weak spot they sure know how to use it against you, huh?

Thanks for playing along on my little thread this year everyone! I really appreciate it and it wouldn't have been nearly as fun without all of you!

Doctor "Thanks For Playing" Liz

Oh. Good. Lord! Lmao!

 

[LizVegas79]

Good, with that confession I won't be a suspect.

You're guilty by association already

Oh. Good. Lord! Lmao!

Sorry! I named names again I guess but it wasn't my fault! The cops had a magic wand and four zip ties and they brought me in for questioning and ... and ... well, I guess I cracked under pressure.

Or actually, I guess it was more like vibration.

 

[JerseyJade]

You're guilty by association already



Sorry! I named names again I guess but it wasn't my fault! The cops had a magic wand and four zip ties and they brought me in for questioning and ... and ... well, I guess I cracked under pressure.

Or actually, I guess it was more like vibration.

Speaking of vibrations, did Nova ever return to you your stack of vibrating dildos yet? You know, the ones she.. um.. took... I mean, "borrowed" from you? I'm sure by now all the batteries are dead, so they're of no use to her now.

 

[LizVegas79]

Speaking of vibrations, did Nova ever return to you your stack of vibrating dildos yet? You know, the ones she.. um.. took... I mean, "borrowed" from you? I'm sure by now all the batteries are dead, so they're of no use to her now.

NOVA!!!! I want ... no I NEED my stack of vibrating dildos back!

And JJ has brought up an excellent point.

Does anyone have any coupons for any batteries? We're going to need lots of D's, a good number of AA's and also those funny squarish ones!

(oops! I thought we were around 4,990 posts and going to have to start a new thread soon.
but we're only at 4,900 - we still have at least 100 posts left on this thread! YAAAAAY!)

 

[BrokenBarbie]

NOVA!!!! I want ... no I NEED my stack of vibrating dildos back!

And JJ has brought up an excellent point.

Does anyone have any coupons for any batteries? We're going to need lots of D's, a good number of AA's and also those funny squarish ones!

(oops! I thought we were around 4,990 posts and going to have to start a new thread soon.
but we're only at 4,900 - we still have at least 100 posts left on this thread! YAAAAAY!)

Have you considered skipping batteries and just hooking up an outboard motor?

 

[LizVegas79]

Have you considered skipping batteries and just hooking up an outboard motor?

Would you like a job?

It's a little slow in the waiting room right now ....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/10/14/620/21984013.jpg?site=sex&user=lardyboy

... but we can just talk until things pick up, which they probably will any second because of all the sweet, cute pervs with foot fetishes who need help out there.

 

[clistenovena]

Speaking of vibrations, did Nova ever return to you your stack of vibrating dildos yet? You know, the ones she.. um.. took... I mean, "borrowed" from you? I'm sure by now all the batteries are dead, so they're of no use to her now.

You are SO going on the naughty list!

NOVA!!!! I want ... no I NEED my stack of vibrating dildos back!

Fine. Here.

https://img.scoop.it/1rb3SiDtMQc2GGf3XQDrtjl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVvK0kTmF0xjctABnaLJIm9

And JJ has brought up an excellent point.

Does anyone have any coupons for any batteries? We're going to need lots of D's, a good number of AA's and also those funny squarish ones!

To make up for the dildos...

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a41ea574-7bd8-4e9d-a02a-307eec27964f_1.5eb649f5679ec0e7005804ff3022aa55.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

Oops! I thought those were battery coupons.

 

[LizVegas79]

Fine. Here.

https://img.scoop.it/1rb3SiDtMQc2GGf3XQDrtjl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVvK0kTmF0xjctABnaLJIm9

Gee, thanks Nova. Now I'm going to have to find some intern to sort them by size and shape and color all over again

Where in the world am I going to find an intern on a Friday night who wants to stay in sorting dildos with me all night?

 

[LizVegas79]

To make up for the dildos...

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a41ea574-7bd8-4e9d-a02a-307eec27964f_1.5eb649f5679ec0e7005804ff3022aa55.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

Oops! I thought those were battery coupons.

Well, that's okay. We "might" be able to use these coupons too.

 

[JerseyJade]

You are SO going on the naughty list!

Well at least I'll be in good company.

 

[peekingone]

Seriously, I don't know anything about a bunch of sugar daddies from SugarDaddy.com having all their homes robbed in some weird, coordinated, inside-job, serial robbery last night.

https://cdn08.**********/uploads/photos/2019/09/15356/bdsmlr-15356-aNi0YdwKEA.gif

Okay! Okay! I'll tell you! I'll tell you!

It was me and Nova and JJ and Investor and Taan and Firecracker and Bettie and Lorelei and Shae and Catherine and Bill and Mitch and TinMan and Leigh and Sandy and Peeking and Ron and Duncan and WhenAgain and SmoothShaven and Deckard ... and ... I mentioned Nova right? ... what about JJ? It was all their idea! They made me do it!"

Boy, once the local police department finds out about your weak spot they sure know how to use it against you, huh?

Thanks for playing along on my little thread this year everyone! I really appreciate it and it wouldn't have been nearly as fun without all of you!

Doctor "Thanks For Playing" Liz

Wonder if she likes bowling?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/07/22/620/21516757.gif


"Okay, I just finished with my last appointment. Who's next?
I'm ready to answer questions, or help our next customer sort out any
psychological or sexual issues or fetishes that they want to resolve."

We're also running a 2-for-1 Tension Release Friday Special if anyone is here
with a partner or wants to go halvsies with someone else."

 

[investor]

Dang it, Liz . . . I thought I had gotten away free and clear! The fake ID you provided easily bought the plane ticket to return home, but somehow the local Mounties were tipped off by your interrogators and sought to question me. I told them I knew nothing about breaking a bunch of sugar cookies, and I thought my alibi of being on a hummingbird watching trip would hold up.

But they were persistent, and I really wasn't prepared for just how low standard they would go in their questioning. When that gorgeous, long-legged Latina bitc. . . er, interrogator . . . strip searched me, then tied me down naked on a bench, and began to torture me with that feather duster, I tried to resist as best I could. But when that devious investigator applied those feathers to the most sensitive parts of my body (both of them ), I began to weaken.

Then that slu . . . er, lady . . . threatened pegging. I told her that playing cribbage would not break me even if I hated that game. So she doubled down on the duster. It made no difference whether they were hummingbird feathers or eider down feathers, and I did hold off as hard . . .er, long . . . as I could, but I am only human.

I'm so sorry. I broke. I confessed. But only to the part about being the "fence" for the stolen Sugar "cookies", that I did not know who else participated in the serial robbery, and only picked up the loot at a locker in the airport. I hope that satisfied the bitc . . . er, investigator . . . as I do not want to play cribbage with her.

 

[peekingone]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/07/22/620/21516757.gif


"Okay, I just finished with my last appointment. Who's next?
I'm ready to answer questions, or help our next customer sort out any
psychological or sexual issues or fetishes that they want to resolve."

We're also running a 2-for-1 Tension Release Friday Special if anyone is here
with a partner or wants to go halvsies with someone else."

Would love to lay under that for a taste. Would that be wrong of me Dr?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dang it, Liz . . . I thought I had gotten away free and clear! The fake ID you provided easily bought the plane ticket to return home, but somehow the local Mounties were tipped off by your interrogators and sought to question me. I told them I knew nothing about breaking a bunch of sugar cookies, and I thought my alibi of being on a hummingbird watching trip would hold up.

But they were persistent, and I really wasn't prepared for just how low standard they would go in their questioning. When that gorgeous, long-legged Latina bitc. . . er, interrogator . . . strip searched me, then tied me down naked on a bench, and began to torture me with that feather duster, I tried to resist as best I could. But when that devious investigator applied those feathers to the most sensitive parts of my body (both of them ), I began to weaken.

Then that slu . . . er, lady . . . threatened pegging. I told her that playing cribbage would not break me even if I hated that game. So she doubled down on the duster. It made no difference whether they were hummingbird feathers or eider down feathers, and I did hold off as hard . . .er, long . . . as I could, but I am only human.

I'm so sorry. I broke. I confessed. But only to the part about being the "fence" for the stolen Sugar "cookies", that I did not know who else participated in the serial robbery, and only picked up the loot at a locker in the airport. I hope that satisfied the bitc . . . er, investigator . . . as I do not want to play cribbage with her.

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2016/05/04/620/15620327.jpg?site=sex&user=suretuj

Dear Bus Thrower Under-er,

Is that suppose to be some kind of apology?

Doctor "Tell It To My Shoes" Liz

Would love to lay under that for a taste. Would that be wrong of me Dr?

Dear Worried About Being Wrong,

No, not wrong. That would make you a perfectly normal pervert.

Doctor "Everyone Secretly Loves Creampie Even If They Don't Admit It" Liz

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I would object to the two for one special on moral grounds, but my morals are sketchy at best.

 

[LizVegas79]

I would object to the two for one special on moral grounds, but my morals are sketchy at best.

Morals, shmorals! I'm just trying to pay this month's rent so that I don't have to go back to BJ'ing out penalty fees for not bringing back the videotapes fully rewound at the video store!

(JJ thinks it sounds like a great job but for some reason her jaw doesn't get as tired as mine does - I guess it's her lucky white girl genes )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/92b704d9dd8162edb4f410d81eb14916/tumblr_osblhsSXXQ1qa7pxgo1_500.gifv

"So ... tell me ... how are things going with your wife? Did you bring up
with her any of the things I suggested during our last session?"

(sometimes therapy takes more than one session )

 

[peekingone]

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"Taco therapy is an amazing break-thru therapy invented by my amazing boss, Doctor Liz.
And it's just what it sounds like. You stare at my taco and talk to it and tell her anything that's
bothering you. And then she and I decide how to fix you! It's really amazing! You should totally try it!"

DR. If I stare at her Taco and get hungry do you think that is an eating disorder? Cause I think I could have that for lunch and dinner.

 

[LizVegas79]

DR. If I stare at her Taco and get hungry do you think that is an eating disorder? Cause I think I could have that for lunch and dinner.

Dear Thinking With The Wrong Head Again,

No, sweetie. You're suppose to simply talk to the taco and tell the taco that she's pretty.

And then tell her all of your troubles and worries, fears and doubts, fetishes and PIN numbers.

Then let HER decide how best to help you!

Doctor "Talk With Your Taco, Not At Her" Liz