Ask Doctor Liz!

[clistenovena]

Popping in to say krysten Ritter may be #1 celeb crush.

Yeah. Mine.

Actually, Jennifer Garner is my #1. But Krysten is a close second. Super close.

 

[clistenovena]

Dearest, darling, wonderful, gorgeous Lizzie-

To make up for our part in the hummingbird feather caper (investor Taan are on their own to make amends), JJ and I would like to gift you with the following:

https://hinderella.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/crazy-about-christian.jpg

Christian Louboutin Shoe-of-the-Month Club! All for you!

Loads of hugs and, well, just loads-

JJ and Nova

 

[investor]

Amends?? . . . amends?

O tempora! O mores! Investorus haec intellegit, Investorus videt.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dearest, darling, wonderful, gorgeous Lizzie-

To make up for our part in the hummingbird feather caper (investor Taan are on their own to make amends), JJ and I would like to gift you with the following:

https://hinderella.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/crazy-about-christian.jpg

Christian Louboutin Shoe-of-the-Month Club! All for you!

Loads of hugs and, well, just loads-

JJ and Nova

Well there goes my pay checks for the next 2 months. Um, I mean, I hope you like your gift, Liz. Merry Christmas.

 

[clistenovena]

Well there goes my pay checks for the next 2 months. Um, I mean, I hope you like your gift, Liz. Merry Christmas.

~whispers~ Psst? Remember SugarDaddy.com? Your paycheck is safe. You could just donate your...time...for date night.

 

[JerseyJade]

~whispers~ Psst? Remember SugarDaddy.com? Your paycheck is safe. You could just donate your...time...for date night.

Count me in, Nova!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz

I have an issue you might be able to help me with.

I have a great income. I have a superb beard. I love giving gifts. I trained my reindeer to fly.

Can you help me screen my inbox?....I feel overwhelmed.

Dear New A#1 Favorite Patient of Mine,

Well I tell everyone in my profile that I'm happily married and that I don't like to offer vacation advice in Las Vegas. Maybe try that?

So when you say "great income" how great are we talking?

Doctor "I Refuse To Join Shopaholics Anonymous" Liz

Me and a sybbie?? Really now...

https://content4.coedcherry.com/naughty-allie/171579/th270x360_01.jpg

Really. Now.



Is it being shipped to the clinic?? Are you going to be there to sign for it?? 'Cause iffn you are, I wanna be there. You know, just to, umm, well, umm, oh yeah, help you sign for the thing in case you can't for some reason. Yeah, that's why.

We could sign for it together if you want.

And then we could test it to make sure it works.

Say Tuesday around 2-ish?

Seriously????

So breaking the first one wasn't good enough for you, huh? So now you want to destroy Liz's new sybbie, too?

OMG!

https://i.imgur.com/jtpXiPi.gif

She's making amends in her own way, JJ. I think we just need to accept her "apology" and move on.

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ps. I loooooooove Krysten Ritter!!

She is super adorable isn't she?

Dear Dr. Liz,

I am tormented by dreams of being eaten by pussies. These pussies are not the ugly, hairy pussies the stuff of which nightmares are usually made, but sweet, beautiful, well-manicured pussies every man and woman would fantasize over, and they are of no particular ethnicity. There are black pussies, white pussies, Latina pussies, Asian pussies, Middle Eastern pussies, American pussies, Canadian pussies, Mexican pussies, European pussies … You get the idea. What could be happening to me to have these dreams? This has been going on for about three weeks now. HELP!!!

Signed: Am I what I Eat, or What Eats Me?

Dear Dreaming of Too Many Pussies,

You need to stop eating microwavable tacos and watching gross horror movies before going to bed. Especially cheaply made ones on YouTube.

You might also consider dating and trying to meet a nice girl.

Doctor "Nice Girls Are Usually Bad Girls In Bed" Liz

Dearest, darling, wonderful, gorgeous Lizzie-

To make up for our part in the hummingbird feather caper (investor Taan are on their own to make amends), JJ and I would like to gift you with the following:

https://hinderella.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/crazy-about-christian.jpg

Christian Louboutin Shoe-of-the-Month Club! All for you!

Loads of hugs and, well, just loads-

JJ and Nova

OH MY GOD!

YOU ARE BOTH SO TOTALLY FUCKING FORGIVEN!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

(and again, sorry for naming names, including your names, about a dozen times, - those magic wands can really, REALLY, make any girl sing!)

Amends?? . . . amends?

O tempora! O mores! Investorus haec intellegit, Investorus videt.

Aww, speaking in tongues is so cute coming from you. Did someone just have the best orgasm ever or what?

Well there goes my pay checks for the next 2 months. Um, I mean, I hope you like your gift, Liz. Merry Christmas.

Thanks JJ!

 

[LizVegas79]

~whispers~ Psst? Remember SugarDaddy.com? Your paycheck is safe. You could just donate your...time...for date night.

Count me in, Nova!

I like sweets!

Can I have a Sugar Daddy too, Nova?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

 

[clistenovena]

We could sign for it together if you want.

And then we could test it to make sure it works.

Say Tuesday around 2-ish?

~pens that date in my calendar~ I'll be there with bells on. Or something.

 

[JerseyJade]

~pens that date in my calendar~ I'll be there with bells on. Or something.

I'll call the fire department and ask them to be on standby, just in case.

 

[clistenovena]

Count me in, Nova!

I like sweets!

Can I have a Sugar Daddy too, Nova?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

I am soooooooooooooo glad you're open to this. I have a list a mile long of Sugar Daddies who've been waiting for you and JJ.

You can take your pick, Lizzie. Mostly 'cause I'm sucking up, you know, in case the shoe club thing isn't enough.

 

[clistenovena]

I'll call the fire department and ask them to be on standby, just in case.

Hahaha!! Good idea! Sybbies are fun. Smoking sybbies are just done (here's a double meaning in there somewhere).

~wonders how many firefighters it takes to put out an orgasm-frenzy "fire"~

 

[JerseyJade]

I am soooooooooooooo glad you're open to this. I have a list a mile long of Sugar Daddies who've been waiting for you and JJ.

You can take your pick, Lizzie. Mostly 'cause I'm sucking up, you know, in case the shoe club thing isn't enough.

And everyone knows you're really good at, "sucking" up, Nova... which is why you're the most popular and requested girl at SugarDaddy.com.

 

[LizVegas79]

I am soooooooooooooo glad you're open to this. I have a list a mile long of Sugar Daddies who've been waiting for you and JJ.

You can take your pick, Lizzie. Mostly 'cause I'm sucking up, you know, in case the shoe club thing isn't enough.

And everyone knows you're really good at, "sucking" up, Nova... which is why you're the most popular and requested girl at SugarDaddy.com.

Honestly I LOVE how you BOTH keep apologizing and sucking up!

https://cdn010.**********/uploads/photos/2019/12/67318/bdsmlr-67318-bfbQ6HrRTc.gif

I love the holiday season, when friends can come together and apologize to one friend in particular
and then they can all forgive each other and just let bygones be bi-goings-on for hours and hours and hours.

 

[JerseyJade]

Honestly I LOVE how you BOTH keep apologizing and sucking up!

https://cdn010.**********/uploads/photos/2019/12/67318/bdsmlr-67318-bfbQ6HrRTc.gif

I love the holiday season, when friends can come together and apologize to one friend in particular
and then they can all forgive each other and just let bygones be bi-goings-on.

So when do I get my apology? After all, I'm the victim here.

 

[LizVegas79]

So when do I get my apology? After all, I'm the victim here.

JJ's right.

We need a timer so that no one feels cheated because her apology didn't last as long as someone else's apology.

How does 90 minutes each sound?

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ's right.

We need a timer so that no one feels cheated because her apology didn't last as long as someone else's apology.

How does 90 minutes each sound?

Just 15 minutes of that, I'm going to need CPR. After 90 minutes? Tell my family I love them.

 

[LizVegas79]

Just 15 minutes of that, I'm going to need CPR. After 90 minutes? Tell my family I love them.

....

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Where do I sign up for an apology like that?

 

[LizVegas79]

Where do I sign up for an apology like that?

We have a sign-up sheet in the lobby at the reception desk ... I mean ... in my office ... on a clipboard that's glued to the floor ... see the pen next to the ankle restraints?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

We have a sign-up sheet in the lobby at the reception desk ... I mean ... in my office ... on a clipboard that's glued to the floor ... see the pen next to the ankle restraints?

Address please, and you won't need restraints. LOL

 

[LizVegas79]

Address please, and you won't need restraints. LOL

JJ would you give Barbie our address please?

(you're really good at addresses )

 

[clistenovena]

And everyone knows you're really good at, "sucking" up, Nova... which is why you're the most popular and requested girl at SugarDaddy.com.

Aww! You say the sweetest things. You know, you'd be the most requested girl if you'd just sign up. Come on. Ditch that video store and go for SugarDaddy gold.

So when do I get my apology? After all, I'm the victim here.

https://media.tenor.com/images/c0c9ffc10967b34f556ba7d2df24c888/tenor.gif

How does 90 minutes each sound?

Like paradise.

Just 15 minutes of that, I'm going to need CPR. After 90 minutes? Tell my family I love them.

We should also call the paramedics to be on hand. Or on me. Just pleeeeeeeeease don't need CPR until I get off.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ would you give Barbie our address please?

(you're really good at addresses )

No problem. Barbie, when you get to Gutter St. just follow the yellow crime scene tape and it will take you right to us.

https://media.tenor.com/images/c0c9ffc10967b34f556ba7d2df24c888/tenor.gif

Lmao!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

No problem. Barbie, when you get to Gutter St. just follow the yellow crime scene tape and it will take you right to us.

Lmao!

We may be neighbors!