Ask the Demon

[littleone77]

The soul and it's barter value have been a point of theological debate over the centuries. But all it basically boils down to is the age old trap that masquerades as a question, "What would you like?" As all my fellow demons would have you believe, there is nothing that cannot be granted in the exchange of a soul. It's the same story with the Djinni (Genie) of the lamp and the ring, and countless other tales of ecumenical "buyer beware."

As for your desktop icons, try this: Go into your control panel and look for the Display option. Go to Appearance, and then Effects, and check the box for "Use Large Icons." Apply the changes, then check to see if the blue highlight is gone. If so, then go through the process again, then uncheck the box for Large Icons. If that doesn't work, then get back to me.

I shall keep my soul until I am in desperate need of something.

However Oh Demonic Sage I tried your advice on my desktop icons. All that happened is they got a whole lot bigger, and still blue. What do you suggest now?

 

[VandalHeart]

MMM thank you sweet VandalHeart. *licks the chocolate tentatively off your finger*

Oh great VH, do you take all souls or is there a criteria that must be met? Curious.

My own criteria for taking on a contract are based on several factors, most involving the character of the person whose soul I am assuming control of. As you will find with most evil deal-makers, the price for the soul doesn't really matter, because unless you ask for another soul in the bargain, you're getting the short end of the stick.

But, back to my criteria. My first requirement is a predication towards submission as a lifestyle choice, not just a sexual preference. Secondly, a certain love of certain asthetics is important. These asthetics aren't really something I can put into words and define with any ammount of certainty, but successful applicants, as it were, have included a vampire enthusiast, one who pays painstaking attention to the D/s language protocols, one girl with an overwhelming Daddy's girl complex that focused on me, and a few others that I won't get into at the moment. The prevalent factor in all of these was a love of the look and feel of what they were passionate about. In a way, I want those I take over control of the that can think for themselves, since if this situation is even up for consideration, it means that they have actually thought through giving up that control. The last absolute requirement is a certain bit of enlightenment of personal freedom that eradicates jealousy from the mind. I myself don't do jealousy, because it is a horrid little psychosis that bars the happiness of too many people that I have known throughout the course of my life, including myself. Monogamy works for some people, but it still presents an interesting problem. Forgive me if I misstate, but isn't the current statistic that one in three marriages end in divorce? And three in five divorces involve at least one spouce committing adultery? Something about that just doesn't make sense to me. Polyamory is a very important lifestyle choice to me and it's absence is a dealbreaker for me.

So, there you go.

 

[VandalHeart]

14K. Hot damn.

Where's my hotdog, dammit!?

*conjures a table piled high with hot dogs*

Right over there.

 

[littleone77]

For SexyCleric

http://www.hostpic.biz/uploads/770dde9f8e.jpg​

You can add your own cheese~

 

[VandalHeart]

I shall keep my soul until I am in desperate need of something.

However Oh Demonic Sage I tried your advice on my desktop icons. All that happened is they got a whole lot bigger, and still blue. What do you suggest now?

Okay, first, put things back the way they were.

Now, try these steps:

Right-click on the Desktop, and make sure that "Arrange Icons by" "Lock
Web items" is not checked. Apply the changes.

If this works, stop here.

Right-click on the Desktop, and choose Properties. On the "Desktop" tab,
click "Customize Desktop," then on the "Web" tab, uncheck all boxes. Apply the changes.

If this works, stop here.

Hold down the Windows key and press Pause/Break. On the "Advanced" tab,
under "Performance" click "Settings." On the "Visual Effects" tab, make sure
the box "Use drop shadows for icon labels" is checked. Apply the changes.

Now, at this point, you should have converted your desktop icons to transparency, so you should make sure that your desktop wallpaper is an image file, because an html file will interrupt this.

Again, if this doesn't work, get back to me.

 

[VandalHeart]

For SexyCleric

http://www.hostpic.biz/uploads/770dde9f8e.jpg​

You can add your own cheese~

I am now appointing littleone as the official hostess of the Ask the Demon thread.

That was very thoughtful of you.

 

[littleone77]

Oh my goodness!

Number 2 worked!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much. Yippppeeeeeeeeee


Any idea of what I did? :blush:

 

[littleone77]

I am now appointing littleone as the official hostess of the Ask the Demon thread.

That was very thoughtful of you.

Awww, thanks. I don't mind in the least since you have restored my pc. Besides Cleric looked ravenous.

I've never been a hostest before. Does this mean I get tips? *wiggles bottom in hopes*

 

[VandalHeart]

Oh my goodness!

Number 2 worked!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much. Yippppeeeeeeeeee


Any idea of what I did? :blush:

It may have been the item locking box. That one causes some interesting issues in the Windows display coding. In any case, it's just like Cogsworth said:

"If it's not Baroque, don't fix it."

Enjoy your nice, normal looking desktop.

 

[VandalHeart]

Awww, thanks. I don't mind in the least since you have restored my pc. Besides Cleric looked ravenous.

I've never been a hostest before. Does this mean I get tips? *wiggles bottom in hopes*

If you keep wiggling like that, yes.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Wonderous ReiRei, allow me to explain.

A little known, yet very important paper written by the social feminist Deanna Morris explains the importance of the bitch as a positive female role model in modern society. In it, she points out several prominent women in the heights of their bitchiness, and in most cases, those cases are what made them both famous and the most respected women in the world. Lucrezia Borgia may or may not have actually poisoned the men whose absences made her a widow, but it was well known that she was a wicked bitch who was just as feared and respected, if not moreso, than her brother and father. Rosanne Barr isn't exactly my speed of comedy, and to tell you the truth, the woman is annoying as hell to me, but when she sang the Star-Spangled Banner to start a baseball game without an ounce of reverence or refinement, she pissed off a lot of people, but she made quite a few others think about what we have become as Americans...and how ashamed we likely should have been at that point. Rumors of lesbianism aside, Hillary Clinton proved to the world that what her husband did had no effect on who she was and what she was capable of, even if she is the target of more jokes than you can shake a stick at.

The point is, ReiRei, she is an Empress because of her innate bitchiness, and that is one of many things that makes her so wonderful. Becaue of this, I wouldn't have her any other way. Even you have a touch of bitchiness in you, even though it is nothing apporaching a defining characteristic.

In short, it's a good thing, kiddo.

OooOOooh. But then why do men leave women because they are too "Bitchy?"
even if we are controlling our bitchiness

 

[SexyCleric]

For SexyCleric

http://www.hostpic.biz/uploads/770dde9f8e.jpg​

You can add your own cheese~

Why, thank you, my dear.

Hmmm. One quality hot dog, or a table full....
Tough decisions of the day.
And yes, I was rather ravenous, Little One.

 

[littleone77]

Why, thank you, my dear.

Hmmm. One quality hot dog, or a table full....
Tough decisions of the day.
And yes, I was rather ravenous, Little One.

Pick mine because I'm cuter

It seems as if I shall pizza too many times today. However those strawberries have my name on it!

 

[SexyCleric]

Pick mine because I'm cuter

It seems as if I shall pizza too many times today. However those strawberries have my name on it!

Nice.

Too... Much pizza?
I... Don't understand...

 

[littleone77]

Nice.

Too... Much pizza?
I... Don't understand...

That sounds like a question for The Mighty Demon~

 

[VandalHeart]

OooOOooh. But then why do men leave women because they are too "Bitchy?"
even if we are controlling our bitchiness

Because men are people and people are stupid.

 

[VandalHeart]

Nice.

Too... Much pizza?
I... Don't understand...

There was once a billboard for Remy Martin cognac in New Orleans, seen driving from the 8th ward to the French Quarter, which proclaimed in large letters, "A Gentleman Drinks to Anything Except Excess."

Oscar Wilde said, "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

Theodore Roosevelt said, "With self-discipline most anything is possible."

Robert A. Heinlein said, "Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks."

I say that they're all correct. It's the timing that counts.

 

[VandalHeart]

Hey there. I'm bored, and I can't think of ideas for more photos. This is my pic thread, if you want to see what I've done in the past. Do you have any suggestions? I'm still going to be my own photographer, so the poses are a bit limited.

Hmm...well, if you ever get a photographer, let me know, but until then, this is my suggestion.

If you have a black button-up shirt like the ones in your first few pictures, put it on, unbuttoned. Now, this will tkae a lot of patience and finesse, but get a fairly dark fingernail polish and dab an assload of it just below the outside edge of your eye...and by "assload" I mean so much that it drips and rolls down your face.

Now it looks like you're crying blood. Classic vampire effect. Go wild with the sad or angry facial expressions and make sure to get some cleavage in the shot.

 

[asian_princess]

*throws a stone atop the pile*

Dearest SmartHartFart,

Firstly, I'm a huge fan.

Secondly... could you analyse my hand writing...? You may use this post as a sample.

Thirdly, why are some people just so...(how to put it in scientific, technical terms... ah yes, to borrow a word from Webster's and a good friend...)...BLEH?? Yes, why ARE some people just so BLEH?

Fourthly, when will my ReireiAppyChronardoArthurFreakEmbryo be born? and should I schedule a C-section?

Thank you.
Appy.


P.S. My errant sandwich teenage child sends his most repugnant love.

 

[SexyCleric]

an assload of it just below the outside edge of your eye...and by "assload"

Actually, O great Demon, assload has been calculated as Pi to the tenth power.
Roughly, 93,648.

Statement; I have found this. And I am happy.
Inquiry; What will happen when science discovers your realm, Mozaku? What will you do?

 

[VandalHeart]

*throws a stone atop the pile*

Dearest SmartHartFart,

Firstly, I'm a huge fan.

Secondly... could you analyse my hand writing...? You may use this post as a sample.

Thirdly, why are some people just so...(how to put it in scientific, technical terms... ah yes, to borrow a word from Webster's and a good friend...)...BLEH?? Yes, why ARE some people just so BLEH?

Fourthly, when will my ReireiAppyChronardoArthurFreakEmbryo be born? and should I schedule a C-section?

Thank you.
Appy.


P.S. My errant sandwich teenage child sends his most repugnant love.

First off, I told you to get rid of the sandwich. Now, we're all going to have to start making contingencies to deal with his inevitable bid for power. At least Spike TV will get an assload of money off of the tv movie rights.

Second, your RACAFE will come when it comes. Do not schedule a cessarian - ever. Sceduling a c-section can lead to very bad problems, even with a perfectly normal child. Some people fail to realize just how badly impatience can hurt them. Don't be one of these people. The sick, twisted and unnatural love between you, the kitty, and the story will bloom into a new life in it's own due time. Until then, just enjoy carrying the abomination in your womb.

Third, if there were no BLEH people in the world, then we wouldn't appreciate the awesome people as much. Therefor, you should appreciate the BLEH people more. This doesn't mean you shuoldn't despise the living hell out of them. Just appreciate the function they serve while you're doing it.

Fourth, handwriting analysis isn't really my specialty, but even if it were, I'd...well...you know...need to see some actual handwriting. Just so you know.

Fifth and last, thank you very much for being a fan. I'm a huge fan of yours, too.

 

[VandalHeart]

Actually, O great Demon, assload has been calculated as Pi to the tenth power.
Roughly, 93,648.

Statement; I have found this. And I am happy.
Inquiry; What will happen when science discovers your realm, Mozaku? What will you do?

Thank you for the clarification. Now, if you could kindly define a metric shit-ton, my conversion table will be complete.

The David Darling site is awesome, indeed. Thank you for that link.

As for your question, it's actually spelled Mazoku, and I will welcome them warmly and get the A-1 sauce ready.

 

[SexyCleric]

Thank you for the clarification. Now, if you could kindly define a metric shit-ton, my conversion table will be complete.

The David Darling site is awesome, indeed. Thank you for that link.

As for your question, it's actually spelled Mazoku, and I will welcome them warmly and get the A-1 sauce ready.

The numerical value on a metric shit ton is a number that, once released, would rapidly consume this reality, grow powerful, and breach the barrier between the worlds.

You can also multiply it by Pi, and get 1.

Mazoku... You're right...
I stand corrected.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Because men are people and people are stupid.

ah I see.
<.<
>.>


then why do men exist as people, when clearly they could be smarter- like women

 

[asian_princess]

ah I see.
<.<
>.>


then why do men exist as people, when clearly they could be smarter- like women

or...Nerd Kitties!!

*pounces and tickles all ovah with a pocky stick*