ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[MisterSir]

I feel this thread wouldn't really be complete with some of useyou's handiwork. Not a PM, just a post.

MisterSir is anything but an easy target low hanging fruit. You need to reread my original thread and note how he waged an attack on me even though I didn't know him from Adam. Do your homework before you join a club. So whether you are 20 or 80 years old, an attack is an attack, there is no justificiation for it.

You supposily have me on ignore (I sincerely doubt you do), but let it be known that I will not let up on you or any of your loser club friends until I get a formal apology from each of you. Not a sarcastic apology with digs in between. A straight up apology like a real man would give.

So every fucking thread you write in I will haunt you until you apologize to me in public. And you thought I was fucking playing, didn't you?

God, this guy's irritating. And people aren't listening to me, they're still replying to him and it makes everything worse.

 

[Etoile]

I feel this thread wouldn't really be complete with some of useyou's handiwork. Not a PM, just a post.



God, this guy's irritating. And people aren't listening to me, they're still replying to him and it makes everything worse.

Gee that's funny, you haven't been here very long, but I've only seen good posts from you so far.

 

[Etoile]

I wish I got INTERESTING pm's. I only get "wanna chat" and "what are you doing tonight" pm's. Nothing outrageous, provocative, gross, etc. Just short blurbs.

 

[MisterSir]

Gee that's funny, you haven't been here very long, but I've only seen good posts from you so far.

That sounds like sarcasm.

 

[Etoile]

That sounds like sarcasm.

Not at all. Sorry if it came across that way. I really have liked what I've seen you post so far.

 

[Homburg]

I just received this "little" gold nugget.

*snippety-snip*

I was cracking up at the first two sentences. Anyone have the strength to make it through the whole thing?

Some people....

I'm speechless. That was amazing. It was like the male version of that long, crazy-ass PM coy_one got from some submissive that wanted to jailed basically.

People are frikken weird.

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Broken up into paragraphs for your reading enjoyment:

You are a gentleman and a scholar, and have too much tiem on your hands. I respect these traits though.

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I wish I got INTERESTING pm's. I only get "wanna chat" and "what are you doing tonight" pm's. Nothing outrageous, provocative, gross, etc. Just short blurbs.

Yup, same here. I've gotten a few pseudo-asshat PM's, but none really interesting though. Boo.

 

[graceanne]

I feel this thread wouldn't really be complete with some of useyou's handiwork. Not a PM, just a post.



God, this guy's irritating. And people aren't listening to me, they're still replying to him and it makes everything worse.

Who? Where?

 

[MisterSir]

Who? Where?

useyou, the resident joke of the BDSM Personals forum. Rather wondering if the moderator/s are even alive right now.

 

[graceanne]

useyou, the resident joke of the BDSM Personals forum. Rather wondering if the moderator/s are even alive right now.

Ooh. The personals forum. I don't go there. lol

Sorry. Have you posted my 'do not feed the trolls' image?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/Do-not-feed-the-troll.png

 

[ZRT]

I feel this thread wouldn't really be complete with some of useyou's handiwork. Not a PM, just a post.



God, this guy's irritating. And people aren't listening to me, they're still replying to him and it makes everything worse.

...he honestly thinks I care that much about him? I put him on ignore after my last reply. This is the frickin' internet, words on a screen aren't going to mess with my day.

People like that, I wonder how they make it through day to day life. "YOU SPILLED MY COFFEE, YOU BITCH."

That said, there is a certain amount of 'what goes around comes around' with this. Even though his threads are stupid piles of lame-ass shit, when we jumped into them we did open up for retaliation in our own. (Still think he was a pussy for going after you instead of me or WD.)

He's still a stupid sack of shit, and since he's likely monitoring our posts everywhere, here's his fucking apology. Suck my dick, you little chickenshit bitch. I'm sorry your parents weren't ever informed about the proper methods of birth control. Have a nice day!

 

[Etoile]

useyou, the resident joke of the BDSM Personals forum. Rather wondering if the moderator/s are even alive right now.

I went and looked in that poll thread WD started...don't see anything there against the rules. LadyG (mod over there) hasn't posted since the 7th, but I don't see anything that would fall in line with removal policies. My favorite line of the rules is "The administrators here don't believe they are anyone's parents nor are they anyone's Jiminy Cricket."

 

[MisterSir]

I went and looked in that poll thread WD started...don't see anything there against the rules. LadyG (mod over there) hasn't posted since the 7th, but I don't see anything that would fall in line with removal policies. My favorite line of the rules is "The administrators here don't believe they are anyone's parents nor are they anyone's Jiminy Cricket."

I admit I don't know the specifics of the rules, but I do have the guy promising to harass me every time I post - whether that's down as harassment, trolling, flaming, flamebaiting or some unholy cocktail of them all, I'd be surprised if it's not against the rules. But...

He's still a stupid sack of shit, and since he's likely monitoring our posts everywhere, here's his fucking apology. Suck my dick, you little chickenshit bitch. I'm sorry your parents weren't ever informed about the proper methods of birth control. Have a nice day!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE LISTEN TO ME FOR A FUCKING CHANGE. STOP TALKING TO HIM. STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. PUT HIM ON IGNORE AND IGNORE HIS FUCKING POSTS. EVERY TIME YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, YOU GIVE HIM AMMUNITION AND MORE REASON TO CARRY ON. YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO INSISTS ON REPLYING TO HIM ARE PISSING ME OFF MORE THAN HE IS.

There. Rant done. Now, for the love of God, pretend he doesn't exist.

 

[Etoile]

I'm going to plead the fifth on the rest of this conversation on the grounds that this thread is not the place for my response, or the conversation in general.

 

[ZRT]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE LISTEN TO ME FOR A FUCKING CHANGE. STOP TALKING TO HIM. STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. PUT HIM ON IGNORE AND IGNORE HIS FUCKING POSTS. EVERY TIME YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, YOU GIVE HIM AMMUNITION AND MORE REASON TO CARRY ON. YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO INSISTS ON REPLYING TO HIM ARE PISSING ME OFF MORE THAN HE IS.

THEN DON'T FUCKING QUOTE HIS POSTS ESPECIALLY THE ONES PERTAINING TO ME. I'M A FUCKING SADIST AND THE URGE TO POKE HIS STUPID ASS WITH A STICK IS NIGH-IRRESISTIBLE.

ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

 

[MisterSir]

then Don't Fucking Quote His Posts Especially The Ones Pertaining To Me. I'm A Fucking Sadist And The Urge To Poke His Stupid Ass With A Stick Is Nigh-irresistible.

All Caps Is Cruise Control For Cool.

It Is, It Really Really Is. See How Much More Awesome I Am Talking Like This?!

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So How About That Local Sports Team? Good Performance Last Night Eh?

 

[WriterDom]

I admit I don't know the specifics of the rules, but I do have the guy promising to harass me every time I post - whether that's down as harassment, trolling, flaming, flamebaiting or some unholy cocktail of them all, I'd be surprised if it's not against the rules. But...

Yeah he made the same threat to me. How is he going to haunt both of us and still answer his 100 PMs an hour from adoring subs I don't know.

 

[Etoile]

How are you people posting in all caps?! It never lets me do that. Not that I would! But you know.

Oh, and Rule #5 may seem vague, but it actually refers to specific real-world stuff that is genuinely threatening. I have had experience with this, and Lit works nicely with local law enforcement.

 

[ZRT]

So How About That Local Sports Team? Good Performance Last Night Eh?

I Cannot Wait For The Jackalopes Season To Start. Having Seen Half Of One Game, I Understand They Are Very Good. I Need To Read A FAQ On Hockey So I Can Understand More Than The Fistfights, Though.

Fuck, It's Hard Typing Like This.

 

[ZRT]

How are you people posting in all caps?! It never lets me do that. Not that I would! But you know.

I JUST HIT CAPS LOCK AND GO TO TOWN. WORKS FOR ME, EXCEPT WHEN I INSTINCTIVELY SHIFT AT THE START OF SENTENCES AND PROPER NOUNS.

 

[Etoile]

I JUST HIT CAPS LOCK AND GO TO TOWN. WORKS FOR ME, EXCEPT WHEN I INSTINCTIVELY SHIFT AT THE START OF SENTENCES AND PROPER NOUNS.

Weird, it usually automatically turns that into initial caps for me. Craziness!

 

[graceanne]

I admit I don't know the specifics of the rules, but I do have the guy promising to harass me every time I post - whether that's down as harassment, trolling, flaming, flamebaiting or some unholy cocktail of them all, I'd be surprised if it's not against the rules. But...



FOR FUCK'S SAKE LISTEN TO ME FOR A FUCKING CHANGE. STOP TALKING TO HIM. STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. PUT HIM ON IGNORE AND IGNORE HIS FUCKING POSTS. EVERY TIME YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, YOU GIVE HIM AMMUNITION AND MORE REASON TO CARRY ON. YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO INSISTS ON REPLYING TO HIM ARE PISSING ME OFF MORE THAN HE IS.

There. Rant done. Now, for the love of God, pretend he doesn't exist.

You sure are doing a lot of talking about him, and bringing him up, for someone who doesn't want other people to bring him up.

I didn't even know he existed until you mentioned him.

 

[graceanne]

Weird, it usually automatically turns that into initial caps for me. Craziness!

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOD?

 

[Etoile]

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOD?

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT IT'S CLEARLY NOT FAIR!

 

[Etoile]

Hmmm Let's Test A Theory This Time

edit: Okay, got it. If you have any lowercase in your post, including the name of the person you are quoting, it won't convert. If you ONLY post caps, it will convert.

 

[graceanne]

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT IT'S CLEARLY NOT FAIR!

Yay! You got to use caps!