Homburg
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Exactly. Winston told us to do it. Winston Zeddmore is right.
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Exactly. Winston told us to do it. Winston Zeddmore is right.
satindesire
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Homburg
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*facepalm*
I'm sorry, but I'm-a hafta tear up your Nerd Card.
Winston Zeddmore was the fourth Ghostbuster, played by the inestimable Ernie Hudson.
satindesire
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Ooooh I remember now.
*snatches nerd card back* I'LL take that, thankyouverymuch. Nya.
Homburg
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Ooooh I remember now.
*snatches nerd card back* I'LL take that, thankyouverymuch. Nya.
I see that you are taking Winston's advice
Harmony_1985
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Asshat said:
My response?
If you'd really read my post and my profile, you'd know I wasn't interested.
Tawny_Temptress
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Well, if it is who I think it is, he said something similar in a few posts here, repeatedly. I could be wrong though..
Homburg
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Public guessing will be frowned upon.
Well, I would hate to USE up anyones patience here.
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Tawny_Temptress
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Well thank you.
You, Sir, are not one of the asshats, at all. You rock in this thread!
RawHumor
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You, Sir, are not one of the asshats, at all. You rock in this thread!
LOL
I was only teasing, but thank you sincerely.
Tawny_Temptress
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Here's an excerpt of the most recent....
"So what other things you into? So tell me what other things you like that make you blush?"
That's on a first PM, never heard of the guy before. Maybe I'm just in a bit of a bitchy mood, but he got a very smart-ass reply to that!
"So what other things you into? So tell me what other things you like that make you blush?"
That's on a first PM, never heard of the guy before. Maybe I'm just in a bit of a bitchy mood, but he got a very smart-ass reply to that!
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Here's an excerpt of the most recent....
"So what other things you into? So tell me what other things you like that make you blush?"
That's on a first PM, never heard of the guy before. Maybe I'm just in a bit of a bitchy mood, but he got a very smart-ass reply to that!
I do not understand why you wouldnt want to tell someone you don't know things that would make you blush.
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I do not understand why you wouldnt want to tell someone you don't know things that would make you blush.
The Internet is the capital of the State of the Socially Inept.
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One of my very favourites?
You know, I'm no high maintenance girl, but the 30 minutes I spend washing, blowdrying, and straightening my hair isn't for the good of my health. And I'm certainly not about to let some random man wrap my lovely hair around his cock without so much as buying me dinner
Freakin' jerks with their "creative" pick up lines
Random Inconsiderate Jerk said:
You know, I'm no high maintenance girl, but the 30 minutes I spend washing, blowdrying, and straightening my hair isn't for the good of my health. And I'm certainly not about to let some random man wrap my lovely hair around his cock without so much as buying me dinner
Freakin' jerks with their "creative" pick up lines
One of my very favourites?
You know, I'm no high maintenance girl, but the 30 minutes I spend washing, blowdrying, and straightening my hair isn't for the good of my health. And I'm certainly not about to let some random man wrap my lovely hair around his cock without so much as buying me dinner
Freakin' jerks with their "creative" pick up lines
Ewww, yeah, normally when my hair ends up wrapped around anything other than his fist it's a complete and total accident. Seriously, my hair is difficult enough to deal with, it might strangle his poor little manhood.
satindesire
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One of my very favourites?
You know, I'm no high maintenance girl, but the 30 minutes I spend washing, blowdrying, and straightening my hair isn't for the good of my health. And I'm certainly not about to let some random man wrap my lovely hair around his cock without so much as buying me dinner
Freakin' jerks with their "creative" pick up lines
Ewww, yeah, normally when my hair ends up wrapped around anything other than his fist it's a complete and total accident. Seriously, my hair is difficult enough to deal with, it might strangle his poor little manhood.
I have some long-ass hair. No kidding, when worn straight instead of curled or wavy, it falls down to my waist. But out of all the pervy messages I've gotten, not a single one about my hair. Weird, eh?
MollyDolly
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*nods* And as an opening line? Definitely not my idea of a good time.Ewww, yeah, normally when my hair ends up wrapped around anything other than his fist it's a complete and total accident. Seriously, my hair is difficult enough to deal with, it might strangle his poor little manhood.
If you want I can try and dig up his s/n and forward it to youI have some long-ass hair. No kidding, when worn straight instead of curled or wavy, it falls down to my waist. But out of all the pervy messages I've gotten, not a single one about my hair. Weird, eh?
He's all yours
ZRT
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I have some long-ass hair. No kidding, when worn straight instead of curled or wavy, it falls down to my waist. But out of all the pervy messages I've gotten, not a single one about my hair. Weird, eh?
I could write a nonstandard haiku, if you're feeling particularly deprived.
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satindesire
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If you want I can try and dig up his s/n and forward it to you
*dies laughing*
O_O; Thanks but I just bought this computer monitor, I don't feel like ruining it with tea stains.
It occurs to me that satin has died laughing a number of times already. Now, it's been quite documented that zombies can appear to be dead many, many times, but I've yet to hear reports of pregnant zombies, so I'm forced to conclude that's actually a cat.
Discuss.
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