ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[satindesire]

I know a few of you ladies got this one:

Hi I'm (asshat) and I just read your post about masturbation. I love to masturbate with and for that special someone while on webcam. I like to just sit in front of my computer in various places around the house and stroke my nice hard throbbing slippery thick shaft while sometimes feasting my eyes upon a delicious gorgeous honey hive , fantasizing about , craving , desireing that .....Oral Caress mmmm!

Cradled between your tender thighs
I lift you to my mouth.
The abundance of your wetness greets me
and my mouth overflows with your warm essence.
Your sweet taste is on my tongue
and your fragrance delights my senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish to consume you.

Push against my hungry mouth
As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow
that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals.
Thrust against my generous tongue.

Show me the power of your desire
for my oral caress.
My exploring tongue lifts the hood
and finds your smooth firm pearl.
You squeal in that unique way,
signaling that I have found your special spot.
I harden in response.

My jaws protests what my open mouth provides
but I am unrelenting in my gift,
intent only on your fulfillment.
I feel your body tense,
and you are quiet now...
Concentrating... bearing down.
Soon now my love,
ecstasy approaches.

You push hard and fast against my tongue,
shameless in using me
and I so willingly comply
until you cry out...
and in your satisfaction,
I will find mine,
But mine will be the greater

Interested? My yahoo is asshat@ignoramus.com and I also have skype
asshat

 

[scarletnym]

Here's the latest PM/email i received today from none other than that well know site: collarme.com .


he wrote: love to see that snake winding its way in your cunt that would be a blast



my reply to him: Putting aside the fact that due to your lack of integrity, honor and respect (not to mention your inability to maintain a basic sentence structure and/or method of punctuation), i wouldn't allow you to catch a glimpse of my little toe, let alone my sweet unattainable OWNED and collared pussy ......

It's a female snake and as far as i can tell based on the way she interacts with my other snake who is a male ...... she's not at all into bisexual play. She prefers males.

What i would love to see and witness would be my snake as she draws back into a strike pose, and proceeds to quickly lunge all of her 75 pounds at your crotch, finally locking her powerful jaws at the base of your limp little dick.

Do you know that the teeth of a burmese python are hooked back, much like a fish hook? Their teeth are formed in this way because after catching their live food, they tend to pull back quickly so as to insure a good hold ... it rips the fuck out of the flesh.

Do you realize that once they strike, their saliva will prevent the blood of their victim from clotting? Perhaps your little pee-pee would be chomped in two. You'd certainly bleed like a friggin pig, regardless. Now THAT would be a REAL blast.

She doesn't care much for devouring pigs.

Lucky for you, heh?

Sincerely, the collared property and wife of INSIDEYOURMIND;
cynn



Normally, my Master replies, if they even get a reply at all. This evening though, IYM told me that there was an email in my bulk folder from a dumbass that He thought i may enjoy responding to myself. i did.

Perfect reply. I may have to borrow the 'sweet unattainable OWNED and collared pussy' part for the next one I receive.
applause

 

[satindesire]

Another yahoo conversation

asshat: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Please don't take this as me being rude because I'm not trying to be at all...but honestly, you and I are not compatible RP partners.
asshat: k
asshat: how can u tell
Female Characters: Well, RP takes skill in writing, obviously.
Female Characters: I can only judge your ability to write skillfully in English by what little you show me.
Female Characters: And since you don't bother writing out all of your words correctly, don't bother using punctuation or capitalization, I see someone who doesn't care to write with skill.
Female Characters: If you can't put effort into simply talking to someone, you probably won't put effort into RPing, which takes thought and effort.
asshat: u shouldn't get in the habit of judging books by their cover, although i may seem the way i have quite the extensive vocabulary. i make the concious decissions to spell the words wrong to make things easier on myself and the reader
asshat: so just keep that in mind next time u jump to conclusions
Female Characters: You tell me not to jump to conclusions, yet you're doing just that by assuming it's easier for me to read poorly written English.
Female Characters: It's not.
Female Characters: So before you bash me as a bad person for making assumptions, you should make sure you aren't doing the same.
asshat: now i didn't say u were a bad person, people jump to conclusions everyday n barely even think twice about it, that doesn't make u bad
Female Characters: I know I'm not a bad person.
Female Characters: I'm simply stating a fact.
asshat: that i spell words weird?
Female Characters: It's not weird, it's lazy.
asshat: and faster
Female Characters: I seem to be writing with plenty of speed spelling everything out totally.
asshat: n more power to ya, but i sure as hell aint doin it when i know i can spell the words the way i do n people still get the point
Female Characters: I don't think you get it.
Female Characters: RPing is about writing a compelling story with another person.
Female Characters: No one is going to buy a novel off the shelves for hard earned money that uses text speak, and no punctuation or capitalization.
asshat: i've been in rp's for about 3 years now, but yahoo IM isn't n rp so i dont treat it as such
Female Characters: I've been RPing for longer than some of these kids have been alive. I'm in a RP room, looking for a RP partner under a RP name with a RP profile.
Female Characters: You IMed me specifically looking for RP too.
asshat: i IM'd u cuz i was bored
Female Characters: lil_whiteboy07: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Those are your words.
Female Characters: You were looking for RP specifically. Don't lie to me because I will catch you and call you out for it.
asshat: well yea if ur gonna bring up n rp im gonna be interested
asshat: i could just be oblivious to ur side of the conversation n talk about myself
Female Characters: Okay, that makes no sense at all but whatever.
Female Characters: The thing is, you put no effort into writing at all. So why should I bother putting effort out in RPing with someone who won't do the same?
asshat: ok, so if a person walks up to you an says somethin of interest ur not gonna look into it?
Female Characters: Excuse me, but YOU were the one who IMed ME.
Female Characters: Not the other way around.
Female Characters: You're in a RP room. You know what RP is. You've obviously done it before. Don't act like this is somehow just a regular chat room and suddenly I just mentioned RP.
asshat: n ur the one who keeps talkin back, it takes 2 to tango
Female Characters: What the fuck are you talking about, exactly?
Female Characters: You are making no sense at all.
asshat: no, i'm in an RPG room. a room i was hopin would be filled with people i can talk to about games like final fantasy n dragon quest
Female Characters: No, that's for video games, and there are other chat rooms for that.
Female Characters: This is for text based RP.
Female Characters: You know that.
Female Characters: You're a terrible liar.
asshat: then y's it say RPG
Female Characters: BECAUSE RP IS RPG!
Female Characters: GOD!
asshat: n y's it in the games section
Female Characters: Because RPing is a game.
Female Characters: You know that too.
asshat: look, either we can sit here n have a pleasant conversation about watever the hell tickles ur fancy or i can just leave u the hell alone
asshat: take ur pick
Female Characters: You can leave me the hell alone.

 

[ImOnIt]

asshat: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Please don't take this as me being rude because I'm not trying to be at all...but honestly, you and I are not compatible RP partners.
asshat: k
asshat: how can u tell
Female Characters: Well, RP takes skill in writing, obviously.
Female Characters: I can only judge your ability to write skillfully in English by what little you show me.
Female Characters: And since you don't bother writing out all of your words correctly, don't bother using punctuation or capitalization, I see someone who doesn't care to write with skill.
Female Characters: If you can't put effort into simply talking to someone, you probably won't put effort into RPing, which takes thought and effort.
asshat: u shouldn't get in the habit of judging books by their cover, although i may seem the way i have quite the extensive vocabulary. i make the concious decissions to spell the words wrong to make things easier on myself and the reader
asshat: so just keep that in mind next time u jump to conclusions
Female Characters: You tell me not to jump to conclusions, yet you're doing just that by assuming it's easier for me to read poorly written English.
Female Characters: It's not.
Female Characters: So before you bash me as a bad person for making assumptions, you should make sure you aren't doing the same.
asshat: now i didn't say u were a bad person, people jump to conclusions everyday n barely even think twice about it, that doesn't make u bad
Female Characters: I know I'm not a bad person.
Female Characters: I'm simply stating a fact.
asshat: that i spell words weird?
Female Characters: It's not weird, it's lazy.
asshat: and faster
Female Characters: I seem to be writing with plenty of speed spelling everything out totally.
asshat: n more power to ya, but i sure as hell aint doin it when i know i can spell the words the way i do n people still get the point
Female Characters: I don't think you get it.
Female Characters: RPing is about writing a compelling story with another person.
Female Characters: No one is going to buy a novel off the shelves for hard earned money that uses text speak, and no punctuation or capitalization.
asshat: i've been in rp's for about 3 years now, but yahoo IM isn't n rp so i dont treat it as such
Female Characters: I've been RPing for longer than some of these kids have been alive. I'm in a RP room, looking for a RP partner under a RP name with a RP profile.
Female Characters: You IMed me specifically looking for RP too.
asshat: i IM'd u cuz i was bored
Female Characters: lil_whiteboy07: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Those are your words.
Female Characters: You were looking for RP specifically. Don't lie to me because I will catch you and call you out for it.
asshat: well yea if ur gonna bring up n rp im gonna be interested
asshat: i could just be oblivious to ur side of the conversation n talk about myself
Female Characters: Okay, that makes no sense at all but whatever.
Female Characters: The thing is, you put no effort into writing at all. So why should I bother putting effort out in RPing with someone who won't do the same?
asshat: ok, so if a person walks up to you an says somethin of interest ur not gonna look into it?
Female Characters: Excuse me, but YOU were the one who IMed ME.
Female Characters: Not the other way around.
Female Characters: You're in a RP room. You know what RP is. You've obviously done it before. Don't act like this is somehow just a regular chat room and suddenly I just mentioned RP.
asshat: n ur the one who keeps talkin back, it takes 2 to tango
Female Characters: What the fuck are you talking about, exactly?
Female Characters: You are making no sense at all.
asshat: no, i'm in an RPG room. a room i was hopin would be filled with people i can talk to about games like final fantasy n dragon quest
Female Characters: No, that's for video games, and there are other chat rooms for that.
Female Characters: This is for text based RP.
Female Characters: You know that.
Female Characters: You're a terrible liar.
asshat: then y's it say RPG
Female Characters: BECAUSE RP IS RPG!
Female Characters: GOD!
asshat: n y's it in the games section
Female Characters: Because RPing is a game.
Female Characters: You know that too.
asshat: look, either we can sit here n have a pleasant conversation about watever the hell tickles ur fancy or i can just leave u the hell alone
asshat: take ur pick
Female Characters: You can leave me the hell alone.

Satin has a long tether for replying to silly posters.

 

[satindesire]

Satin has a long tether for replying to silly posters.

yes.

 

[rktktvi]

asshat: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Please don't take this as me being rude because I'm not trying to be at all...but honestly, you and I are not compatible RP partners.
asshat: k
asshat: how can u tell
Female Characters: Well, RP takes skill in writing, obviously.
Female Characters: I can only judge your ability to write skillfully in English by what little you show me.
Female Characters: And since you don't bother writing out all of your words correctly, don't bother using punctuation or capitalization, I see someone who doesn't care to write with skill.
Female Characters: If you can't put effort into simply talking to someone, you probably won't put effort into RPing, which takes thought and effort.
asshat: u shouldn't get in the habit of judging books by their cover, although i may seem the way i have quite the extensive vocabulary. i make the concious decissions to spell the words wrong to make things easier on myself and the reader
asshat: so just keep that in mind next time u jump to conclusions
Female Characters: You tell me not to jump to conclusions, yet you're doing just that by assuming it's easier for me to read poorly written English.
Female Characters: It's not.
Female Characters: So before you bash me as a bad person for making assumptions, you should make sure you aren't doing the same.
asshat: now i didn't say u were a bad person, people jump to conclusions everyday n barely even think twice about it, that doesn't make u bad
Female Characters: I know I'm not a bad person.
Female Characters: I'm simply stating a fact.
asshat: that i spell words weird?
Female Characters: It's not weird, it's lazy.
asshat: and faster
Female Characters: I seem to be writing with plenty of speed spelling everything out totally.
asshat: n more power to ya, but i sure as hell aint doin it when i know i can spell the words the way i do n people still get the point
Female Characters: I don't think you get it.
Female Characters: RPing is about writing a compelling story with another person.
Female Characters: No one is going to buy a novel off the shelves for hard earned money that uses text speak, and no punctuation or capitalization.
asshat: i've been in rp's for about 3 years now, but yahoo IM isn't n rp so i dont treat it as such
Female Characters: I've been RPing for longer than some of these kids have been alive. I'm in a RP room, looking for a RP partner under a RP name with a RP profile.
Female Characters: You IMed me specifically looking for RP too.
asshat: i IM'd u cuz i was bored
Female Characters: lil_whiteboy07: wats up
Female Characters: Currently, I'm looking for a new RP partner.
Female Characters: You?
asshat: wonderin wat ur rp is
Female Characters: Those are your words.
Female Characters: You were looking for RP specifically. Don't lie to me because I will catch you and call you out for it.
asshat: well yea if ur gonna bring up n rp im gonna be interested
asshat: i could just be oblivious to ur side of the conversation n talk about myself
Female Characters: Okay, that makes no sense at all but whatever.
Female Characters: The thing is, you put no effort into writing at all. So why should I bother putting effort out in RPing with someone who won't do the same?
asshat: ok, so if a person walks up to you an says somethin of interest ur not gonna look into it?
Female Characters: Excuse me, but YOU were the one who IMed ME.
Female Characters: Not the other way around.
Female Characters: You're in a RP room. You know what RP is. You've obviously done it before. Don't act like this is somehow just a regular chat room and suddenly I just mentioned RP.
asshat: n ur the one who keeps talkin back, it takes 2 to tango
Female Characters: What the fuck are you talking about, exactly?
Female Characters: You are making no sense at all.
asshat: no, i'm in an RPG room. a room i was hopin would be filled with people i can talk to about games like final fantasy n dragon quest
Female Characters: No, that's for video games, and there are other chat rooms for that.
Female Characters: This is for text based RP.
Female Characters: You know that.
Female Characters: You're a terrible liar.
asshat: then y's it say RPG
Female Characters: BECAUSE RP IS RPG!
Female Characters: GOD!
asshat: n y's it in the games section
Female Characters: Because RPing is a game.
Female Characters: You know that too.
asshat: look, either we can sit here n have a pleasant conversation about watever the hell tickles ur fancy or i can just leave u the hell alone
asshat: take ur pick
Female Characters: You can leave me the hell alone.

OMG now i rilly want 2.... holy smokes, I can't even ~fake~ a sentence like that before my brain starts to fry. It's actually harder for me to write that way than to just... you know... write it. I'll admit to being slightly guilty with text speech now and then, but it's always intentional and for a certain desired effect. Of course, now I want to find that room that Satindesire's hanging out in so I can say.... wazzup!

 

[satindesire]

Another yahoo conversation

asshat: Pardon me, do you happen to be submissive in real life too?
blissfulsubmission: Yes, I am.
asshat: I was hoping so, do you have a Master?
blissfulsubmission: I'm not a slave. So no.
asshat: Well for the record, I am not looking for slaves. I am looking for pets. I hope the distinction is not lost on you.
blissfulsubmission: No, it's not.
blissfulsubmission: However, I'm married to my Dom and I'm not seeking anything outside of my relationship with him at all.
asshat: Alright, sorry to bother you. I do wish I had found you first. You seem to have a wonderful attitude for a submissive.
blissfulsubmission: Thank you for the compliment. I'll make sure he knows.
asshat: You are welcome, do you happen to know of any subs looking for a Master?
blissfulsubmission: Well, that depends.
asshat: I would assume on the kind of Master I am.
blissfulsubmission: If you're looking for a relationship in meat-life, rather than just playing on the internet, I can point you to a few websites that have forums that I'm involved in pretty heavily.
blissfulsubmission: There are quite a few female submissive girls that are single on both sites.
asshat: I have been on collarme and fetlife, both have disappointed me greatly
blissfulsubmission: Collarme eventually disappoints everyone, doesn't it? laughs
blissfulsubmission: I'm surprised you were disappointed with fetlife, though. I've met quite a few very nice people there.
blissfulsubmission: I guess it's different when you're not actively looking for a mate, though.
asshat: I was on there for a while and met noone.
asshat: I think the problem is that fetlife is not well known where I live, there were so few people even remotely close to me.
blissfulsubmission: Well, maybe the issue is with what you're doing rather than where you're looking? And please forgive me for being so brash, I honestly mean no offense in saying that.
blissfulsubmission: I just mean, how are you apporaching the women you're interested in? If you're approaching women similarly to how you approached me...well, honestly, I can see how that might be an issue.
asshat: You have no idea who you are talking to.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not trying to be rude, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do me the same favor. I'm truly trying to help you.
asshat: Well if you would slow down
asshat: You are rattling off a paragraph for every sentence and it's really hard for you to know what Iam about that way.
blissfulsubmission: I can't really help how quickly I type, you know.
asshat: And if you think I was rude in any way in how I approaced you, you are way too sensitive. I have been told by many girls that I am the best Master they have ever met. I have had much more luck finding subs on yahoo than any other site that's actually for the life.
blissfulsubmission: I never said I thought you were rude, however, you were extremely forward and rushed, and that's sometimes an issue with some women.
asshat: It's not about type speed, it's about being polite and allowing a give and take rather than lecturing me.
blissfulsubmission: I rather think you're the one who's being oversensitive right now.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not lecturing you. I've made it quite clear I'm attempting to help you.
blissfulsubmission: If you don't want the help, then you're free to go. I'm not keeping you here by force.
asshat: Clearly I was wrong about you, you have a terrible attitude. The girl that became mine most recently absolutely loves how direct and honest I am. After being lied to and cheated on she found it refreshing.
blissfulsubmission: Direct and honest is great, once the relationship has been established.
blissfulsubmission: You and I are strangers.
blissfulsubmission: Coming out and saying "I'm looking for a relationship and I'm hoping you're single." is a little fast, especially since you have no idea what my personality is like, how old I am, or what I look like.
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: SHUT THE FUCK UP
BUZZ!!!
asshat: You are being so rude.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
blissfulsubmission: For someone who calls themselves a "Master", you display a remarkable lack of self control, communication skills and maturity. I have told you more than once that I am not being rude, I am attempting ot help you.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP AND LISTEN NOW
BUZZ!!!
blissfulsubmission: You are ridiculous. I sincerely hope you grow up before any girl gets involved with you. You can't even control yourself, how do you expect to control someone else?
asshat: You don't have a clue. You are so rude., You keep going and going and going, never giving me a chance to respond. That is rude in any kind of relationship.
blissfulsubmission: Then respond! I'm not stopping you, you are.
blissfulsubmission: I can't control your fingers, or what you type.
asshat: fuck off stupid bitch, you don't listen, how can I respond when by the time I respond to one thing you've said 3 more?
asshat: Slow the fuck down
blissfulsubmission: If you really expect me to type only ONE line of text and then sit here and wait when I still have things I'm trying to communicate, you're putting some kind of ridiculous constraint on how I write and that's not even logical.
blissfulsubmission: I am not your submissive, and if you can't write properly, that's not my fault.
blissfulsubmission: Because you're aware of fetlife, I want to share something with you.
blissfulsubmission: I am going to post this on fetlife.
blissfulsubmission: To show everyone how ridiculous you've acted.
blissfulsubmission: And I honestly and sincerely hope you see it, and see how other people respond to how grossly immature, tempermental and disgustingly egotistical you've been. And then, MAYBE you'll understand what "rude" really means.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

asshat: Pardon me, do you happen to be submissive in real life too?
blissfulsubmission: Yes, I am.
asshat: I was hoping so, do you have a Master?
blissfulsubmission: I'm not a slave. So no.
asshat: Well for the record, I am not looking for slaves. I am looking for pets. I hope the distinction is not lost on you.
blissfulsubmission: No, it's not.
blissfulsubmission: However, I'm married to my Dom and I'm not seeking anything outside of my relationship with him at all.
asshat: Alright, sorry to bother you. I do wish I had found you first. You seem to have a wonderful attitude for a submissive.
blissfulsubmission: Thank you for the compliment. I'll make sure he knows.
asshat: You are welcome, do you happen to know of any subs looking for a Master?
blissfulsubmission: Well, that depends.
asshat: I would assume on the kind of Master I am.
blissfulsubmission: If you're looking for a relationship in meat-life, rather than just playing on the internet, I can point you to a few websites that have forums that I'm involved in pretty heavily.
blissfulsubmission: There are quite a few female submissive girls that are single on both sites.
asshat: I have been on collarme and fetlife, both have disappointed me greatly
blissfulsubmission: Collarme eventually disappoints everyone, doesn't it? laughs
blissfulsubmission: I'm surprised you were disappointed with fetlife, though. I've met quite a few very nice people there.
blissfulsubmission: I guess it's different when you're not actively looking for a mate, though.
asshat: I was on there for a while and met noone.
asshat: I think the problem is that fetlife is not well known where I live, there were so few people even remotely close to me.
blissfulsubmission: Well, maybe the issue is with what you're doing rather than where you're looking? And please forgive me for being so brash, I honestly mean no offense in saying that.
blissfulsubmission: I just mean, how are you apporaching the women you're interested in? If you're approaching women similarly to how you approached me...well, honestly, I can see how that might be an issue.
asshat: You have no idea who you are talking to.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not trying to be rude, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do me the same favor. I'm truly trying to help you.
asshat: Well if you would slow down
asshat: You are rattling off a paragraph for every sentence and it's really hard for you to know what Iam about that way.
blissfulsubmission: I can't really help how quickly I type, you know.
asshat: And if you think I was rude in any way in how I approaced you, you are way too sensitive. I have been told by many girls that I am the best Master they have ever met. I have had much more luck finding subs on yahoo than any other site that's actually for the life.
blissfulsubmission: I never said I thought you were rude, however, you were extremely forward and rushed, and that's sometimes an issue with some women.
asshat: It's not about type speed, it's about being polite and allowing a give and take rather than lecturing me.
blissfulsubmission: I rather think you're the one who's being oversensitive right now.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not lecturing you. I've made it quite clear I'm attempting to help you.
blissfulsubmission: If you don't want the help, then you're free to go. I'm not keeping you here by force.
asshat: Clearly I was wrong about you, you have a terrible attitude. The girl that became mine most recently absolutely loves how direct and honest I am. After being lied to and cheated on she found it refreshing.
blissfulsubmission: Direct and honest is great, once the relationship has been established.
blissfulsubmission: You and I are strangers.
blissfulsubmission: Coming out and saying "I'm looking for a relationship and I'm hoping you're single." is a little fast, especially since you have no idea what my personality is like, how old I am, or what I look like.
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: SHUT THE FUCK UP
BUZZ!!!
asshat: You are being so rude.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
blissfulsubmission: For someone who calls themselves a "Master", you display a remarkable lack of self control, communication skills and maturity. I have told you more than once that I am not being rude, I am attempting ot help you.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP AND LISTEN NOW
BUZZ!!!
blissfulsubmission: You are ridiculous. I sincerely hope you grow up before any girl gets involved with you. You can't even control yourself, how do you expect to control someone else?
asshat: You don't have a clue. You are so rude., You keep going and going and going, never giving me a chance to respond. That is rude in any kind of relationship.
blissfulsubmission: Then respond! I'm not stopping you, you are.
blissfulsubmission: I can't control your fingers, or what you type.
asshat: fuck off stupid bitch, you don't listen, how can I respond when by the time I respond to one thing you've said 3 more?
asshat: Slow the fuck down
blissfulsubmission: If you really expect me to type only ONE line of text and then sit here and wait when I still have things I'm trying to communicate, you're putting some kind of ridiculous constraint on how I write and that's not even logical.
blissfulsubmission: I am not your submissive, and if you can't write properly, that's not my fault.
blissfulsubmission: Because you're aware of fetlife, I want to share something with you.
blissfulsubmission: I am going to post this on fetlife.
blissfulsubmission: To show everyone how ridiculous you've acted.
blissfulsubmission: And I honestly and sincerely hope you see it, and see how other people respond to how grossly immature, tempermental and disgustingly egotistical you've been. And then, MAYBE you'll understand what "rude" really means.

Man, and you DIDN'T zero in on the "I have been told by many girls that I am the best Master they have ever met." part?

That was juicy materials!

 

[rktktvi]

asshat: Pardon me, do you happen to be submissive in real life too?
blissfulsubmission: Yes, I am.
asshat: I was hoping so, do you have a Master?
blissfulsubmission: I'm not a slave. So no.
asshat: Well for the record, I am not looking for slaves. I am looking for pets. I hope the distinction is not lost on you.
blissfulsubmission: No, it's not.
blissfulsubmission: However, I'm married to my Dom and I'm not seeking anything outside of my relationship with him at all.
asshat: Alright, sorry to bother you. I do wish I had found you first. You seem to have a wonderful attitude for a submissive.
blissfulsubmission: Thank you for the compliment. I'll make sure he knows.
asshat: You are welcome, do you happen to know of any subs looking for a Master?
blissfulsubmission: Well, that depends.
asshat: I would assume on the kind of Master I am.
blissfulsubmission: If you're looking for a relationship in meat-life, rather than just playing on the internet, I can point you to a few websites that have forums that I'm involved in pretty heavily.
blissfulsubmission: There are quite a few female submissive girls that are single on both sites.
asshat: I have been on collarme and fetlife, both have disappointed me greatly
blissfulsubmission: Collarme eventually disappoints everyone, doesn't it? laughs
blissfulsubmission: I'm surprised you were disappointed with fetlife, though. I've met quite a few very nice people there.
blissfulsubmission: I guess it's different when you're not actively looking for a mate, though.
asshat: I was on there for a while and met noone.
asshat: I think the problem is that fetlife is not well known where I live, there were so few people even remotely close to me.
blissfulsubmission: Well, maybe the issue is with what you're doing rather than where you're looking? And please forgive me for being so brash, I honestly mean no offense in saying that.
blissfulsubmission: I just mean, how are you apporaching the women you're interested in? If you're approaching women similarly to how you approached me...well, honestly, I can see how that might be an issue.
asshat: You have no idea who you are talking to.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not trying to be rude, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do me the same favor. I'm truly trying to help you.
asshat: Well if you would slow down
asshat: You are rattling off a paragraph for every sentence and it's really hard for you to know what Iam about that way.
blissfulsubmission: I can't really help how quickly I type, you know.
asshat: And if you think I was rude in any way in how I approaced you, you are way too sensitive. I have been told by many girls that I am the best Master they have ever met. I have had much more luck finding subs on yahoo than any other site that's actually for the life.
blissfulsubmission: I never said I thought you were rude, however, you were extremely forward and rushed, and that's sometimes an issue with some women.
asshat: It's not about type speed, it's about being polite and allowing a give and take rather than lecturing me.
blissfulsubmission: I rather think you're the one who's being oversensitive right now.
blissfulsubmission: I'm not lecturing you. I've made it quite clear I'm attempting to help you.
blissfulsubmission: If you don't want the help, then you're free to go. I'm not keeping you here by force.
asshat: Clearly I was wrong about you, you have a terrible attitude. The girl that became mine most recently absolutely loves how direct and honest I am. After being lied to and cheated on she found it refreshing.
blissfulsubmission: Direct and honest is great, once the relationship has been established.
blissfulsubmission: You and I are strangers.
blissfulsubmission: Coming out and saying "I'm looking for a relationship and I'm hoping you're single." is a little fast, especially since you have no idea what my personality is like, how old I am, or what I look like.
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: SHUT THE FUCK UP
BUZZ!!!
asshat: You are being so rude.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
asshat: NOW
blissfulsubmission: For someone who calls themselves a "Master", you display a remarkable lack of self control, communication skills and maturity. I have told you more than once that I am not being rude, I am attempting ot help you.
BUZZ!!!
asshat: SHUT UP AND LISTEN NOW
BUZZ!!!
blissfulsubmission: You are ridiculous. I sincerely hope you grow up before any girl gets involved with you. You can't even control yourself, how do you expect to control someone else?
asshat: You don't have a clue. You are so rude., You keep going and going and going, never giving me a chance to respond. That is rude in any kind of relationship.
blissfulsubmission: Then respond! I'm not stopping you, you are.
blissfulsubmission: I can't control your fingers, or what you type.
asshat: fuck off stupid bitch, you don't listen, how can I respond when by the time I respond to one thing you've said 3 more?
asshat: Slow the fuck down
blissfulsubmission: If you really expect me to type only ONE line of text and then sit here and wait when I still have things I'm trying to communicate, you're putting some kind of ridiculous constraint on how I write and that's not even logical.
blissfulsubmission: I am not your submissive, and if you can't write properly, that's not my fault.
blissfulsubmission: Because you're aware of fetlife, I want to share something with you.
blissfulsubmission: I am going to post this on fetlife.
blissfulsubmission: To show everyone how ridiculous you've acted.
blissfulsubmission: And I honestly and sincerely hope you see it, and see how other people respond to how grossly immature, tempermental and disgustingly egotistical you've been. And then, MAYBE you'll understand what "rude" really means.

I don't even know how you get so lucky with these guys coming to find you... pure genius, though!

 

[satindesire]

Man, and you DIDN'T zero in on the "I have been told by many girls that I am the best Master they have ever met." part?

That was juicy materials!

Oh trust, I saw it all right, right before he buzzed me FOUR times just to make sure I understood how POWERFUL AND IN CONTROL he was!

I don't even know how you get so lucky with these guys coming to find you... pure genius, though!

The RP rooms in yahoo are Lit's General Board.

 

[Etoile]

OMG satin, these are fantastic! I don't know how you get these guys but I sure appreciate you sharing them with us! I especially love "I spell things wrong on purpose" bwahaha. What is buzzing?

 

[lady_poisyn]

it's an annoying option on yahoo, to get some ones attention, very rude.
satin- i love how you take appart all these would be romeos! it's very amusing =^_^=

 

[Nidhogg]

You know...this thread has been very helpful to me in a theory I've been working on.

There are a lot of people on the internet who will call themselves a "Dom/me" and go around demanding obedience of all they come across. Now anyone with any brain cells left can see that these "people" don't know anything about the lifestyle, the methods or in most cases the basic principles and concepts. They all have this attitude like a sub is supposed to respond like a pet. That they should just jump all over the "person" to get petted and rubbed, be treated like mindless animals who do nothing but follow the strictest and most literal of commands, and who will take punishment for any imaginary offense and still be grateful for the attention this "person" has given them.

There is a less common side to this theory. The folks who want to try out being a sub for a quick fix have the same attitude. Like a pet animal, they will run up to you, beg for attention and do what you tell them to. Of course like any pet, they generally only half-ass the effort, are easily distracted, and are incapable of real passion in the moment because they are too fixated on the ultimate goal. Then once they have what they want, they are done with you and scurry off to make annoying sounds.

If you need further convincing...look at satindesire's most recent escapade. Replace the *BUZZ* with a rolled up newspaper or a spray bottle, and it will all make sense.

 

[satindesire]

He Im

He IM'ed me again when I was on another screen name!!!


asshat: Generic eh? So can you be customized?
generic_female_character: I'm not interested, thanks.
asshat: aww, was hoping you'd be willing to be customized into something special
generic_female_character: We've spoken under another screen name. I'm really not interested in talking to you.
generic_female_character: Have a good day.
asshat: oh ok, sorry, I will see what I said wrong if you tell me your other name, and I won't bother you again.
generic_female_character: Let's see, you had a problem with the fact that I typed more than one line of text at a time. You said you couldn't reply to each line seperately although no one actually expects you to do that, and instead of remaining calm and in control of yourself, you started screaming, cursing and calling me names.
asshat: ok, still don't remember the name, but I do remember the conversation.
asshat: yup, and here you go again, bye
generic_female_character: Yes, I did in fact post that conversation in fetlife. Everyone had a laugh at your lack of self control and hideous temper problem.
generic_female_character: I hope one day you actually run into it, so you can see how people actually see you. Maybe it'll open your eyes a little.
asshat: Well I shared the convesation we had with a number of other submissives that gladly became my property and they had a good laugh at how poor of a sub you are, bye now
generic_female_character: Oh, I thought I was on ignore?
generic_female_character: I guess not, huh?
generic_female_character: Yes, you have so many submissives, don't you? That's why you're here online looking for more.
generic_female_character: You're a fake, a liar and a massive joke.
generic_female_character: Once you grow up and learn something, mature and gain control of yourself, you'll look back at times like this and shake your head at what a moron you acted.

 

[teknight]

He IM'ed me again when I was on another screen name!!!


asshat: Generic eh? So can you be customized?
generic_female_character: I'm not interested, thanks.
asshat: aww, was hoping you'd be willing to be customized into something special
generic_female_character: We've spoken under another screen name. I'm really not interested in talking to you.
generic_female_character: Have a good day.
asshat: oh ok, sorry, I will see what I said wrong if you tell me your other name, and I won't bother you again.
generic_female_character: Let's see, you had a problem with the fact that I typed more than one line of text at a time. You said you couldn't reply to each line seperately although no one actually expects you to do that, and instead of remaining calm and in control of yourself, you started screaming, cursing and calling me names.
asshat: ok, still don't remember the name, but I do remember the conversation.
asshat: yup, and here you go again, bye
generic_female_character: Yes, I did in fact post that conversation in fetlife. Everyone had a laugh at your lack of self control and hideous temper problem.
generic_female_character: I hope one day you actually run into it, so you can see how people actually see you. Maybe it'll open your eyes a little.
asshat: Well I shared the convesation we had with a number of other submissives that gladly became my property and they had a good laugh at how poor of a sub you are, bye now
generic_female_character: Oh, I thought I was on ignore?
generic_female_character: I guess not, huh?
generic_female_character: Yes, you have so many submissives, don't you? That's why you're here online looking for more.
generic_female_character: You're a fake, a liar and a massive joke.
generic_female_character: Once you grow up and learn something, mature and gain control of yourself, you'll look back at times like this and shake your head at what a moron you acted.

Morons becoming self aware? Impossible!!

 

[Etoile]

a number of other submissives that gladly became my property

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Felix_Jones]

My asshattery is never aimed...I fire it into the ether and see who responds. Does that still count?

 

[satindesire]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My response to the letter.

 

[Essene]

My response to the letter.

You really do get the most interesting asshats, and have the best responses.

The most I've gotten lately:

Asshat: do nice girls with dirty minds masturbate?

Me: Are you referring to me? God no! That's disgusting!

Asshat: lol..of course it is!!!.....how many times today so far?

Me: Not at all. I don't have time for that stuff. SO gross.

He stopped pm'ing me after that. I think he actually got the hint.

 

[satindesire]

Another IM from Yahoo

asshat (3/28/2011 7:34:41 AM): how are you
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:34:57 AM): Um...I'm fine. That's an awfully Botty name you got there.
asshat(3/28/2011 7:35:26 AM): i am not a bot..sweetie
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:35:25 AM): Okay, cool.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:35:32 AM): So, what's on your mind?
asshat (3/28/2011 7:37:07 AM): i dont speak to bitches..sorry
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:37:09 AM): Wow, okay, wtf?
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:37:14 AM): When was I a bitch to you, exactly?
asshat (3/28/2011 7:37:50 AM): your attitude sucks..your so defensive..i hate that..
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:38:17 AM): Um, yeah, I'm defensive NOW, because you called me a bitch. I asked you when I acted like a bitch to you. I wasn't acting like anything.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:38:42 AM): This is text, not voice, and it's impossible to put context or emotion perfectly behind plain words on a screen.
asshat (3/28/2011 7:38:45 AM): calling me a bot right away..your def one
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:39:29 AM): Do you know how many bots I have to ignore on a daily basis? I was being cautious. Instead of ASSUMING you were and just putting you on ignore outright, I gave you a chance to prove that you weren't.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:39:45 AM): That's not being a bitch, that's the exact opposite.
asshat (3/28/2011 7:39:48 AM): your acting like your so smart..but your just a plain jane ..assuming makes a big ass out of you
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:40:03 AM): The only person who's assuming is you.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:40:13 AM): You assumed I was being a bitch, without asking me in order to clarify.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:40:37 AM): If anyone's been a bitch here, it's you. You're the one who's been defensive, abrasive, argumentative and insulting, when I've tried to explain myself calmly and rationally and be polite to you.
asshat (3/28/2011 7:40:46 AM): OMG you really are..(LMAO)
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:41:06 AM): Okay, fine. You want me to be a bitch, I"ll be a fucking bitch.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:41:11 AM): What the FUCK exactly is your problem?
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:41:24 AM): You don't make a name like every other bot in yahoo chat and EXPECT people not not think you're a bot.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:41:28 AM): That's fucking STUPID.
asshat (3/28/2011 7:41:53 AM): stupid if you stupid..not to look at a profile
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:42:00 AM): Oh, please.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:42:55 AM): You can't even type coherent English, let alone communicate effectively. You're a fucking loser ass fail troll looking for trouble on the internet in order to save yourself from some boring ass life.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:43:19 AM): Get a fucking clue, you lackwit socially retarded moron. Change your fucking name to something socially aware and get over your snotty defensive attitude.
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:43:23 AM): Grow up a bit, maybe? How's that?
generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:43:32 AM): Now begone, I'm done with you. I can smell you from here.

 

[Etoile]

So what was the name??

 

[Kojote]

generic_female_character (3/28/2011 7:41:06 AM): Okay, fine. You want me to be a bitch, I"ll be a fucking bitch.

And indeed you were.
Normally I'm not the least interested in chat dialogues. But yours are awesome and most entertaining.

 

[satindesire]

So what was the name??

Sent you a PM.

And indeed you were.
Normally I'm not the least interested in chat dialogues. But yours are awesome and most entertaining.

I am more than happy to share.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I never realised how entertaining this thread was.

Are you people actually out there baiting these chumps?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I never realised how entertaining this thread was.

Are you people actually out there baiting these chumps?

I don't think they need to be baited. It seems they're just jumping right into the boat.