ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Etoile]

I don't think they need to be baited. It seems they're just jumping right into the boat.

Seconded.

 

[Nidhogg]

I don't think they need to be baited. It seems they're just jumping right into the boat.

Well some of them seem to be jumping in the boat and supplying the lemon juice along with several suggestions on how to cook them.

Perhaps deep down these um..."people"... actually don't want to be a quick fix dom. They might actually get more of a thrill from the verbal thrashing. I certainly hope that is the situation. It is a really depressing thought that these people actually think like that and might actually procreate.

 

[Chiara_searches]

Here's an email I received a while back but only just found because I forget to check the email address:

hi ..
came across ur profile
i have always loved mature women..as they are smart
n intelligent n not fussy like girls my age.
also they r natural and not with the malnourished model look...
would love to be ur friend....

i am 29 now but thanks to u i was reminded of those young wild days..cant pinpoint what..but just love the way u look..( you lovely picture..just made me feel like a young teen again..and cant thank you enough for it )
thanks

Now I ask you...how the hell does a FLOWER remind him of his young wild days. Maybe he can't pinpoint what it is that reminds him because my "lovely picture" is a FLOWER, you idiot. It's not me. I'm not magenta and green. My bruises might sometimes be purple and yellow, but I am not a FLOWER.

And another thing, why do people think emails should be written like text? I feel like saying: Dude, you're 29. Learn to spell, please, even at a first grade level. The word is "you" not "u." The word is "are" not "r."

You want to be my friend but don't even put in the effort to look at my av picture, write with any effort or know my posts? No thank you.

 

[teknight]

Here's an email I received a while back but only just found because I forget to check the email address:



Now I ask you...how the hell does a FLOWER remind him of his young wild days. Maybe he can't pinpoint what it is that reminds him because my "lovely picture" is a FLOWER, you idiot. It's not me. I'm not magenta and green. My bruises might sometimes be purple and yellow, but I am not a FLOWER.

And another thing, why do people think emails should be written like text? I feel like saying: Dude, you're 29. Learn to spell, please, even at a first grade level. The word is "you" not "u." The word is "are" not "r."

You want to be my friend but don't even put in the effort to look at my av picture, write with any effort or know my posts? No thank you.

Well, he was banking on your hate of 29 year old girls? That's why it's his opener.

 

[satindesire]

Facebook Fail-My Thoughts in Red

My Friend's Status: So I'm at church... its a good thing I think though.

Facebook Pal 1- It is a good thing! Someday you'll think so for yourself. Thanks for going.

Facebook Asshat God strikes down gays from what I've heard. Be careful. Not my beliefs just what I heard. (I'm assuming he's just joking when he said that, so I decided to come in and give him a hard time for giving Friend a hard time.)

Megan- That's what you heard when you woke up from being hit by that lightning bolt, right Facebook Asshat?

My Friend- Boom, nice one Megan! ;P

Facebook Asshat- Ill give it a c+ because it was good but it was out of context. We were talking about church and you didn't use that.

Megan Rivera You don't replenish mana drinking hatorade, Facebook Asshat.

Facebook Asshat- F- that was stupid. Apparently your ignorance blinds you from being able to read what I wrote. Read it again. I said not my beliefs just apart the religion you probably fall victim too. (Whaaat? Okay, this is clearly a case of "I like to poke fun at people but cannot take being poked.")

Facebook Asshat-P.S......no one cares to hear your WOW references. Keep your flower picking comments to yourself please and thank you. (Oh, thanks for being so polite. )

Megan- Wow, you've got a fragile little ego, don't you little man? Why don't you go fuck off and lick your wounds somewhere private. You brought this on yourself picking on Friend, so you're all okay with dishing it out but you can't take it? Learn how to get schooled if you're going to act like a Teacher chucklehead.

 

[Aurantica]

Seconded.

I agree. Does anyone find it's worse if you have an interesting AV?

 

[Chiara_searches]

I agree. Does anyone find it's worse if you have an interesting AV?

I would assume from comments about the frequency of PMs some people with interesting avs receive that it is worse. Flowers don't seem to draw much attention and I like it that way. I was going to change my av to something else, but decided to find another flower to snap a photo of instead. Now if I could just figure out that damn resolution thing....

 

[Aurantica]

I would assume from comments about the frequency of PMs some people with interesting avs receive that it is worse. Flowers don't seem to draw much attention and I like it that way. I was going to change my av to something else, but decided to find another flower to snap a photo of instead. Now if I could just figure out that damn resolution thing....

I guess its kinda ironic for me to have said that....
What problems are you having with resolution? I may be able to help.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Here's an email I received a while back but only just found because I forget to check the email address:
<snip>

"cant pinpoint what..but just love the way u look.."

I am so hot 4 u!

http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/bee.jpg

 

[Chiara_searches]

I guess its kinda ironic for me to have said that....
What problems are you having with resolution? I may be able to help.

Thanks...my first av was too dense, I think, if that's a good technical term. But my second one loaded up, so I'm all good. I think yellow looks good on me, no?

 

[Chiara_searches]

I am so hot 4 u!

http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/bee.jpg

You got any honey to go with that bee?

 

[FloggingMolly]

I might test that theory, I haven't had an asshat PM in months. In fact, I don't even remember the last real pm I had.

*goes to switch av*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You got any honey to go with that bee?

No, but I had a serious buzz last night.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I might test that theory, I haven't had an asshat PM in months. In fact, I don't even remember the last real pm I had.

*goes to switch av*

Should I send you something cheezy and idiotic?

 

[FloggingMolly]

Should I send you something cheezy and idiotic?

Always

 

[Chiara_searches]

No, but I had a serious buzz last night.

An unshared buzz is a wasted buzz. I was hoping for something hot and sticky.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I might test that theory, I haven't had an asshat PM in months. In fact, I don't even remember the last real pm I had.

*goes to switch av*

Let us know how your experiment goes...if you get good results, maybe I'll switch my av again, too.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I'll post any results lol
Maybe I need to update my pics thread too

 

[Chiara_searches]

I'll post any results lol
Maybe I need to update my pics thread too

Your new av is most beautiful. If you have similar shots, most definitely share the beauty with the world. I'm sure it will garner you many admirers.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I think most of them are in the thread in my sig, though I dont remeber seeing this one til today

 

[FloggingMolly]

A little under 3 hours.

 

[Chiara_searches]

A little under 3 hours.

Anything share-worthy?

 

[FloggingMolly]

best band ...best sex
you are so beautiful
Do you enjoy anal sex?
Asshat

not really, no.

 

[shy slave]

Have been posting in the GB recently.

In past six weeks have had nine different men pm me.

Ranging from 'how are you?' to 'On your knees bitch. Please'
:rolleye:

I think some of them may be alts from SeanH's 'fan' club :moreeyerolling:

Whoever they are, it's strange that have had more idiot pm's in such a short time span than have had in 6 yrs.

Must be the GB effect :muchmoreeyerolling:

 

[shy slave]

Un-fucking-believable!

My earlier comment has just encouraged more idiot pm's from lurkers.

People really should get out more.