Association Connection

Good Gracious, Pretty esoteric on Life aren't we.
Esoteric, what a neat word. I have no idea what it means.:)-)O0
And I'm not going to look it up,
because for this post
I prefer to be

Ignorant.
Well ignorance is bliss, or so I've heard.
Ah bliss, what a state to be in.
Hawaii is a state I've never visited, though I'd like to.
Any excuse to take a fun...

Trip
 
Well ignorance is bliss, or so I've heard.
Ah bliss, what a state to be in.
Hawaii is a state I've never visited, though I'd like to.
Any excuse to take a fun...

Trip
Back in the 60's one could take a trip without leaving the living room.
Kids today with computers and virtual stuff can tak trips also.
Similar, but way different.
One came from a stimulated mind,
The other stimulates the mind with pictures and sound.
Speaking of stimulating, the signature photo of NHL above is to me.
I would certainly love to put that rose in my mouth and dance the

Tango
 
Back in the 60's one could take a trip without leaving the living room.
Kids today with computers and virtual stuff can tak trips also.
Similar, but way different.
One came from a stimulated mind,
The other stimulates the mind with pictures and sound.
Speaking of stimulating, the signature photo of NHL above is to me.
I would certainly love to put that rose in my mouth and dance the

Tango

Mango Tango was a flavor that Faygo had out years ago but I can never find anymore. Brings back memories. Memories are made every day. Days go by. That's a song by:

Dirty Vegas
 
Mango Tango was a flavor that Faygo had out years ago but I can never find anymore. Brings back memories. Memories are made every day. Days go by. That's a song by:

Dirty Vegas
Well they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--Dirty or not. I wonder sometimes though how much of what happens in Vegas shows up about 9 months later back home.
So often we think we're so clever, sneaking around where no one can see. There was a song "Sneaking around with you" from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Lots of singing and dancing in that movie. Dolly was pretty convincing as a...

madam
 
Well they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--Dirty or not. I wonder sometimes though how much of what happens in Vegas shows up about 9 months later back home.
So often we think we're so clever, sneaking around where no one can see. There was a song "Sneaking around with you" from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Lots of singing and dancing in that movie. Dolly was pretty convincing as a...

madam
Madam, Maam, Mommy, Mistress, Manuel, Manure, Mannequin
There are people on this site that would love to have sex with each gendre of "M" listed above.
(I'm neither judging nor stating any personal preference, just posting an observation)
Todays show is brought to you by the letter "M"
For some reason I want a cookie
Or to play with either a green frog or a pink

PIG.
 
Madam, Maam, Mommy, Mistress, Manuel, Manure, Mannequin
There are people on this site that would love to have sex with each gendre of "M" listed above.
(I'm neither judging nor stating any personal preference, just posting an observation)
Todays show is brought to you by the letter "M"
For some reason I want a cookie
Or to play with either a green frog or a pink

PIG.
Be careful, too many cookies and you'll make a piggie of yourself.
In some country or other at Christmas they have peppermint pigs, generally they even come with a little silver hammer for smashing the sucker prior to eating it.
The Beatles sang about Maxwell's Silver Hammer. I always liked that song even if it was a load of...

nonsense
 
Be careful, too many cookies and you'll make a piggie of yourself.
In some country or other at Christmas they have peppermint pigs, generally they even come with a little silver hammer for smashing the sucker prior to eating it.
The Beatles sang about Maxwell's Silver Hammer. I always liked that song even if it was a load of...

nonsense
Some may think that much of what I say and think is nonsense.
I prefer to think of it as being creative and unique.
Too many are stiff and politically correct.
Some folks make silly mistakes
and are almost crucified from their comments.
I can make almost every comment
that you say or write into sexual

innuendo
 
Some may think that much of what I say and think is nonsense.
I prefer to think of it as being creative and unique.
Too many are stiff and politically correct.
Some folks make silly mistakes
and are almost crucified from their comments.
I can make almost every comment
that you say or write into sexual

innuendo
innuendo, if you say it over and over a few times starts sounding dirty all by itself.
But if you can make everything I say into something dirty, maybe you've just got a dirty mind.
Not to worry, I do to. Of course there is also the fact that nearly everything I say has a double meaning and is a bit of innuendo. If you catch on, good for you--now you know my dirty little...

secret
 
innuendo, if you say it over and over a few times starts sounding dirty all by itself.
But if you can make everything I say into something dirty, maybe you've just got a dirty mind.
Not to worry, I do to. Of course there is also the fact that nearly everything I say has a double meaning and is a bit of innuendo. If you catch on, good for you--now you know my dirty little...

secret
Another Dirty Little Secret,
Little by little you're peeling away the layers of the onion
Each layer exposing more and more of your true self
Over exposed in photography is not a good thing.
But in real life, it can mean simply being

Naked
 
Another Dirty Little Secret,
Little by little you're peeling away the layers of the onion
Each layer exposing more and more of your true self
Over exposed in photography is not a good thing.
But in real life, it can mean simply being

Naked
there was a fellow who wrote something about the difference between naked and nekkid,
naked is having no clothes on--nekkid is having no clothes on and being up to something.
Up is a word with many meanings. Good ones and bad ones.
We're all good and bad, have inside us an angel and a...

Devil
 
there was a fellow who wrote something about the difference between naked and nekkid,
naked is having no clothes on--nekkid is having no clothes on and being up to something.
Up is a word with many meanings. Good ones and bad ones.
We're all good and bad, have inside us an angel and a...

Devil
"The Devil Made me Do It"
Was one of Flip Wilsons sayings as Geraldine.
My heart flips when I read your words.
Words are powerfull they can inspirate

or

Decimate.
 
"The Devil Made me Do It"
Was one of Flip Wilsons sayings as Geraldine.
My heart flips when I read your words.
Words are powerfull they can inspirate

or

Decimate.
Decimate, a word whose true meaning has been lost through casual use.
Oh how much can be lost with doing things casually.
Lost was a popular show but I never did get the...

appeal
 
Decimate, a word whose true meaning has been lost through casual use.
Oh how much can be lost with doing things casually.
Lost was a popular show but I never did get the...

appeal
"Don we now our Gay Appeal"
Oh that was supposed to be "apparel"
Does gay apparel Appeal to you?
Clothing should be light, bright and transluent
Did you hear about the transluent bikini?

It was designed by Semore

Hiney

(pushed the wet pasta with that one)
 
"Don we now our Gay Appeal"
Oh that was supposed to be "apparel"
Does gay apparel Appeal to you?
Clothing should be light, bright and transluent
Did you hear about the transluent bikini?

It was designed by Semore

Hiney

(pushed the wet pasta with that one)
did you hurt yourself with that stretch? hope you warmed up first!
hell of a lot of work to get from appeal to hiney, would have thought you could do that easier.
Guess I haven't had the impact I thought.
Of course we never do know what other people think of us when all they have to go on are our...

words
 
did you hurt yourself with that stretch? hope you warmed up first!
hell of a lot of work to get from appeal to hiney, would have thought you could do that easier.
Guess I haven't had the impact I thought.
Of course we never do know what other people think of us when all they have to go on are our...

words
Our Words have hijacked this thread
Hijacking a plane is never a good thing
Plane is short for airplane.
Or it can be used to level wood
I own a big block plane

Would you like to play with my

Tool
 
Our Words have hijacked this thread
Hijacking a plane is never a good thing
Plane is short for airplane.
Or it can be used to level wood
I own a big block plane

Would you like to play with my

Tool
Tools can do all sorts of jobs.
Some tools them are old and reliable (I suspect that plane of yours is that)
Some tools are so big they need an entire shop to use them in.
Some can only do one thing over and over.
That would get really...

Boring
 
Tools can do all sorts of jobs.
Some tools them are old and reliable (I suspect that plane of yours is that)
Some tools are so big they need an entire shop to use them in.
Some can only do one thing over and over.
That would get really...

Boring

A boring saw is used to cut holes when a drill bit isn't large enough for the job. My drill bit is usually up to the task, but sometimes a guy needs a little extra...

Girth
 
A boring saw is used to cut holes when a drill bit isn't large enough for the job. My drill bit is usually up to the task, but sometimes a guy needs a little extra...

Girth
Girth, well that can be good or bad too.
Depends on where it is I suppose, got to watch those expanding waistbands as time goes by.
Now there was a song, As Time Goes By. How many times did Sam have to play it do you think?
Music isn't like that anymore, it just doesn't have the...

Romance
 
Girth, well that can be good or bad too.
Depends on where it is I suppose, got to watch those expanding waistbands as time goes by.
Now there was a song, As Time Goes By. How many times did Sam have to play it do you think?
Music isn't like that anymore, it just doesn't have the...

Romance

Romance is a lost art. It's been buried under a pile of cheap novels, bad Lifetime movies and godawful Michael Buble CDs. Buble wishes he were Frank Sinatra, but he's dreaming. Sinatra wished he was Bing Crosby, and he almost pulled it off. Lots of women pulled it off for Sinatra. He was...

Smooth
 
Romance is a lost art. It's been buried under a pile of cheap novels, bad Lifetime movies and godawful Michael Buble CDs. Buble wishes he were Frank Sinatra, but he's dreaming. Sinatra wished he was Bing Crosby, and he almost pulled it off. Lots of women pulled it off for Sinatra. He was...

Smooth
smooth many things can be smooth
well polished wood
perfectly tanned leather
nicely aged...

scotch
 
smooth many things can be smooth
well polished wood
perfectly tanned leather
nicely aged...

scotch

Good scotch can be very smooth, but bad scotch is like lighter fluid. The kind you put in your Zippo. Back in the day, we used Zippos to light our Marlboros, and thought we were pretty cool. Those days have vanished like a puff of...

smoke
 
Good scotch can be very smooth, but bad scotch is like lighter fluid. The kind you put in your Zippo. Back in the day, we used Zippos to light our Marlboros, and thought we were pretty cool. Those days have vanished like a puff of...

smoke
smoke and mirrors, a way of saying something is more or less than it seems,
trickery or just plain fake.
There are people who will trick you out of your money, con men.
Con is short for confidence meaning they make you trust them and then cheat you.
It's also short for convict which many of those guys become eventually.
It can be a good thing to be true to your...

Convictions
 
smoke and mirrors, a way of saying something is more or less than it seems,
trickery or just plain fake.
There are people who will trick you out of your money, con men.
Con is short for confidence meaning they make you trust them and then cheat you.
It's also short for convict which many of those guys become eventually.
It can be a good thing to be true to your...

Convictions

I've managed to avoid convictions for the most part, although there was that one incident in Houston. You'd best avoid Houston if you're not fond of trouble, Republicans, or humidity. New Orleans is even steamier, but at least there you can get a decent cup of gumbo and a heaping helping of...

debauchery
 
I've managed to avoid convictions for the most part, although there was that one incident in Houston. You'd best avoid Houston if you're not fond of trouble, Republicans, or humidity. New Orleans is even steamier, but at least there you can get a decent cup of gumbo and a heaping helping of...

debauchery
now there's an old word for an even older pass-time.
shame on me though, it makes me think of Disney World and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Oh how I loved that when I was little. Just exciting enough without being scary. It never did occur to me to wonder what the pirate would do if he ever caught up to that...

wench
 
now there's an old word for an even older pass-time.
shame on me though, it makes me think of Disney World and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Oh how I loved that when I was little. Just exciting enough without being scary. It never did occur to me to wonder what the pirate would do if he ever caught up to that...

wench

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. Especially if there are wenches involved. Where can a guy find a good wench these days, anyway? France, maybe? I think I'd be happier in France, if only I spoke the language. But frankly, this dog is getting too old to learn new...

tricks
 
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