Aussie's Lit Lab of Sexy Science 🧪

[hotwords229_A]

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Which then turned into Turkish oil wrestling where guys lather themselves in oil and try to stick their hands down each other’s pants while pinning their opponent with their “umbilicus pointing to the heavens”.

(Don’t get excited, unbilicus means bellybutton. )

 

[LadyLascivious1]

pinning their opponent with their “umbilicus pointing to the heavens”.

(Don’t get excited, unbilicus means bellybutton. )

They’re not mutually executive. Both their umbilicus and their cock can be pointing up

 

[hotwords229_A]

They’re not mutually executive. Both their umbilicus and their cock can be pointing up

Especially with each other’s hands constantly going down their pants!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Especially with each other’s hands constantly going down their pants!

Exactly! That’s a sport I’d absolutely watch

There are no losers

 

[hotwords229_A]

Exactly! That’s a sport I’d absolutely watch

There are no losers

Got any olive oil?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Got any olive oil?

I do
And I shop at Costco

 

[deft]

Grease up, @hotwords229_A - the ladies want to see some shiny boy-tussling, so we’d better get to it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Grease up, @hotwords229_A - the ladies want to see some shiny boy-tussling, so we’d better get to it.

I do
And I shop at Costco

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[Photog1rl]

https://gayety.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/oil-wrestling-jim-mavro-13.jpg
Which then turned into Turkish oil wrestling where guys lather themselves in oil and try to stick their hands down each other’s pants while pinning their opponent with their “umbilicus pointing to the heavens”.

(Don’t get excited, unbilicus means bellybutton. )

Don't tell me what to do. I think I found my new favorite sport. Do you think they need a referee? If so, I'm in. I really hope it is a hands-on learning kind of gig

 

[Photog1rl]

Grease up, @hotwords229_A - the ladies want to see some shiny boy-tussling, so we’d better get to it.

Yes, exactly. @hotwords229_A and @deft grease up. We need more than one subject…it’s for science afterall.

 

[deft]

Yes, exactly. @hotwords229_A and @deft grease up. We need more than one subject…it’s for science afterall.

Science is paramount. Remember to take copious notes about slickness, technique and responses!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I really hope it is a hands-on learning kind of gig

We need a Grease Girl.

 

[Photog1rl]

We need a Grease Girl.

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[aussiegeekygal]

I'm ready to learn all about this coefficient of friction
Measure the viscosity of oil as it's applied to your skin...

 

[deft]

I'm ready to learn all about this coefficient of friction
Measure the viscosity of oil as it's applied to your skin...

I’m up for that!

 

[hotwords229_A]

coefficient of friction

That cums after the match.
To the Victor go the oils!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Don't mind me sitting over here in the corner daydreaming about a very slippery man covered in oil using my body as his own personal slip 'n' slide...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Don't mind me sitting over here in the corner daydreaming about a very slippery man covered in oil using my body as his own personal slip 'n' slide...

I may have just “oiled” in my pants a little.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I may have just “oiled” in my pants a little.

Dawn dishwashing liquid will get that right out

 

[deft]

Don't mind me sitting over here in the corner daydreaming about a very slippery man covered in oil using my body as his own personal slip 'n' slide...

Oil be straight ‘round there.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Laying the tarpaulin down as we speak

 

[Apisto42]

Probably should get a large kiddie pool.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Laying the tarpaulin down as we speak

Better off just calling your insurance company. We’re gonna wreck the place!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Don't mind me sitting over here in the corner daydreaming about a very slippery man covered in oil using my body as his own personal slip 'n' slide...

Nuru massage!!!! YES!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Probably should get a large kiddie pool.

As if I'd fit...