Aussie's Lit Lab of Sexy Science 🧪

[Photog1rl]

You dont know how fake I am.

You are one of the few I think I know

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I didn't think we got results on that one yet...

Sorry for my departure from the board, been dealing with life.
My results were inconclusive because I underestimated the power of olfactory impression. I plan to replicate at some point, but with a breathing apparatus to isolate fresh air and not taint my taint.

I'd bounce off your boobs

You know, the two of us oiled up writhing around a kiddie pool sounds kinda nice

Kinda? KINDA? You mean to say a nearly infinite improvement on The Man's Show "Women jumping on trampolines?!"

Why do I never know when accounts are fake.

I didn't realize either.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hey I’m a Professional Body Massage Therapist

Would you mind Getting a deep tissue Nuru and Swedish massages Reflexology. Hot stone massages with good happy ending… ??

Are you offering to oil up and use my body as your own personal slip and slide?

Because, yes- that sounds kinda fun