Aussie's Proclivities

[hotwords229_A]

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I've had my hands in many a rectum.

Ah. So you were a Perinium Cumptroller of the NADS InsTITute of Testology--a division of the Morning Woods Scrociety?

 

[tnman03]

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I've had my hands in many a rectum.

Wait!!! I thought you started out fiddling around with rocket nozzles and then decided to become a medical doctor.

And that "hand's in many a rectum" comment reminds me of the expression on surgeons face one night in the E.R. He was studying the x-ray of some knucklehead who's put something that didn't belong where he'd put it. I looked at the X-ray and said: "hey that's an ..." to which he grinned and nodded his head. People sure do some weird stuff and go to the hospital afterward.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait!!! I thought you started out fiddling around with rocket nozzles and then decided to become a medical doctor.

And that "hand's in many a rectum" comment reminds me of the expression on surgeons face one night in the E.R. He was studying the x-ray of some knucklehead who's put something that didn't belong where he'd put it. I looked at the X-ray and said: "hey that's an ..." to which he grinned and nodded his head. People sure do some weird stuff and go to the hospital afterward.

I've had that exact thing play out in my ER. It's amazing what people shove up their butts and even more amazing how many people don't understand how sphincters work

I did start in propulsion physics and applied that scientific knowledge to prostate care. For what it's worth, i seem to change careers every five years or so. I'm seriously thinking about yet another change... It's exciting times in the Aussie house.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ah. So you were a Perinium Cumptroller of the NADS InsTITute of Testology--a division of the Morning Woods Scrociety?

Do you have a copy of my business card or something??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it weird that I want to spit in his mouth?

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

Ermagawd . So I just discovered I have a "type"

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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