Bad Random Life Tips.

Run out of creamer for your guests coffee? You're just a few pumps away from a new supply
 
Looking for a poor man’s sex toy? Stick your penis in an angry hornets nest. The vibrations are mind boggling!
 
If you’re not sure whether you have a warrant for your arrest or not. Visit your local police station they can look it up for free.
 
If you want to build your self esteem get yourself a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you think I’m sexy” then sit at a green light till you feel better about yourself.
 
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