Bad Random Life Tips.

When talking to a girl you might be interested in, look at her feet. If she has big feet, she likely has big tits.
 
Having no profile, ignoring all advice and bumping your own thread marks one out as a free spirit and a dangerous rebel...
 
Its okay to cut off a Tesla when merging. The car will automatically hit the brakes letting you in,,,
 
Go to restaurants when they are at their busiest. They won't get a chance to even think about spitting in or screwing w̶ith your food
 
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Sell your Super Bowl tickets. Theres people selling them outside the stadium for a third of the cost and swear their legit.
 
Guys no need to buy her roses for Valentine’s Day. A well thought out cucumber will do and so much cheaper.
 
If your friends are bothered by your dog humping their leg, suggest leg amputation. The dog can play fetch with the prosthetic and your friends gets left alone
 
If you’re at work and about to tell a joke, but you wanna do the “look around to see who’s there first” just tell it. Guaranteed it’ll be so funny even HR will wanna here it!
 
Use the box of extra large condoms and fill it with the proper fitting smaller size. When your sex partner sees the extra large label on the box, they will think your small penis is really large.
 
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