rlaflamme
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Banned for not banning him.
Banned for climbing the curtains.
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Banned for not banning him.
Banned for climbing the curtains.
Banned for not providing me with a cat tree!
Banned for rejecting toys then getting upset she doesn't have any.
Banned for implying I'm picky.
Banned for not updating her Amazon wish list.
*Updates list*
Banned for parking the space ship on the roof.
Banned for not clearing a better place for the ship.
Banned for squashing all the jelly beans.
Banned for eating all the red M&Ms
Banned for eating all *but* the red ones, leaving me no choice.
Banned for pretending the M&Ms were hockey pucks and flicking them across the table and yelling "GOAAAAAAAALLLL"
Well, I won, didn't I?
Banned for taking the cheese packets out of the boxed mac and cheese and putting in Kool Aid packets.
Yes you did
Banned for digging through the cracker Jack boxes for the prize.
That's the only worthwhile thing in there!
Banned for replacing the air hockey pucks with pancakes and syrup. Those things aren't going anywhere. I'll have to butter the playing field now.
Banned for replacing the cue ball with a bouncy ball.
Banned for replacing the cue sticks with carrot sticks.
Banned for using a tennis racket instead of a ping pong paddle.
Banned for using the ping pong paddle as a fly swatter.
Banned for hiding the ping pong balls.
They're not hiding. Look up! I made a mobile out of them!
Banned for putting a putting green in the dining room.
Banned for trying to bounce the bowling balls.
Banned for filling the holes in the bowling balls with aerosol cheese.
Banned for taking two of the pins off the lane.
I made them into penguins!
Banned for gumming up the ball return.