Jada59
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Banned for turning the air to the return off, now I can't grip!!
Banned for putting my shoes in the ball waxer.
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Banned for turning the air to the return off, now I can't grip!!
Banned for putting my shoes in the ball waxer.
Banned for pushing the Martian into the pool.
Banned for skinny dipping.
Banned for taking off with the Martian's clothes.
Hehehe.
Banned for staying in the pool until he became a prune.
Banned for recording the pool area so the Martian wouldn't come out of the water.
Banned for not letting me make a few extra bucks. People are willing to pay to see a naked Martian!
Banned for not sharing the profits the last time the Martian agreed to such things.
*Forks over $20*
Banned for leaving the potatoes out of the potato salad. At least I assume that's what this is.
I knew I forgot something.....
Banned for only getting salmon flavored chips.
Can't you wash the salmon off?
Banned for using all the ice.
Banned for heating up her soda.
Banned for using all the tea bags so I have nothing else to make a hot drink out of.
Banned for wearing a wedding dress to a picnic.
Is there some rule against that?
Banned for brings ants to the picnic,
Banned for flipping the picnic tables.
I had to. They were covered with ants!
Banned for wearing aerating shoes to the park. I know you *think* you're helping them. but they do have a groundskeeper.
Always trying to help....
Banned for covering all the ant mounds.
Banned for uncovering them.
Banned for inviting the flies.
Banned for not enjoying my fly circus.
Banned for trying to get the Martian to rate the fly circus.
Banned for hanging fly paper everywhere. Now I'm stuck in it!
Banned for always trying to run away.