rlaflamme
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Banned for telling me scary stories. About Mars and stuff.
Banned for not enjoying the Martian's life story.
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Banned for telling me scary stories. About Mars and stuff.
Banned for not enjoying the Martian's life story.
Banned for not reading me one of the nice books in the bookcase.
Banned for putting all the "special" videos on the bookshelf and covering all the nice books.
Banned for not watching one of those videos with me.
Banned for turning off the power when the Martian tried to watch one.
Banned for telling me that the Breaker Box was a candy dispenser. I stood there with the bowl, flipping the switches, but nothing came out.
Banned for enjoying the Martian's practical jokes a bit to much.
Banned for putting in a gumball dispenser. Now I have to pay for it.
Banned for not just using the key that the Martian taped to the back of it.
Uh...
*Sheepish grin*
Banned for leaving marbles on the floor. I fell on my keester!
Banned for blowing the Martian off when he yelled, "Watch out!"
Banned for yelling.
Banned for claiming the Martian is mumbling when he talks quietly.
Banned for making me think I'm going deaf.
Banned for making the Martian fumble over his words.
Banned for fumbling. You fumbler!
Banned for hogging the banning stick
Banned for not using the banning stick more often.
Banned for not telling me of the banning stick.
Banned for not passing the banning stich around more and claiming she didn't know she had it .
Banned for setting it behind me, then claiming I knew I had it.
Banned for turning off all the lights and making us move around in the dark just so she can pretend not to have the stick.
Banned for telling me to turn the lights off. I thought you were going to tell me more scary stories about Mars.