Jada59
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Banned for restricting bans.
Banned for expecting me to be loose!
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Banned for restricting bans.
Banned for expecting me to be loose!
Banned for twisting words.
Banned for not dressing the word salad.
Banned for stealing all the clothes.
Banned for not warning me of eating that last slice of pizza. I'm feeling kind of plump now.
Banned for not sharing.
*Burp*
Banned for suggesting that we deck the halls this early in the season. I haven't even defrosted the turkey yet!
Banned for taking her time with the turkey, the Martian is hungry!
*Pushes other half of pizza that I had hidden towards you*
Banned for thinking I had an Insta-turkey.
*Thanks!*
Banned for not having the turkey ready to go when the Martian arrived.
Banned for not telling me you were coming!
Banned for not enjoying the surprise.
Banned for keeping me up too late!
Banned for not paying attention to the time.
Banned for forgetting to put batteries in the clock. It has been either midnight or noon for weeks!
Banned for hiding the ladder so the Martian can't reach the clock.
Banned for not wearing elevator shoes.
Banned for laughing when the Martian topples.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!
Banned for not wiping your shoes before you come in. I think you stepped in a little something from K-9.
Banned for thinking K-9 doesn't use the rest room like all of us other cartoons
Well then... Where is that smell coming from?
Dammit!
Banned for not telling me that whatever it is, it is on MY shoe!
Banned for not looking where she walks.
Banned for blindfolding me, the spinning me around until I get disoriented and handing me a paper tail. I'll bet there isn't even a donkey in here!
Banned for trying to figure out all the Martians games.