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Banned for pretending she doesn't enjoy all the games.
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Banned for pretending she doesn't enjoy all the games.
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*Bats eyes*
Whatever do you mean?
Banned for filling the pinata with condoms instead of candy!
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Banned for lining the counter with bottles of lubricant.
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What! You don't like my condiments?
Banned for putting a Whoopie Cushion on my seat!
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Banned for not appreciating the vibrations
Banned for scaring me with the fake can of nuts. When I opened it up, a fake snake popped out.
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Banned for throwing the can at the Martian!
Banned for not wanting to play Kick The Can.
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Banned for putting in the clause that it has to be played nude!
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Banned for being shy.
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Banned for hoping the Martian catches a cold!
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But then I can tuck you in and feed you chicken soup with a spoon!
Banned for not letting me play nurse!
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Banned for never mentioning the nurse thing before!
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Banned or teasing
*Puts on costume*
Come on now. Get into bed!
*Is forced to drag you...*
Banned for making it hard for me!
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*Puts on costume*
Come on now. Get into bed!
*Is forced to drag you...*
Banned for making it hard for me!
Banned for not allowing the Martian to use his camera.[/QUOTE]
Okay. I need to go to bed anyway.
Banned for not doing what you're supposed to be doing. As in making it hard for somebody else!
Oops. Just spilled the beans. Need to go clean them up before bed. They're pinto.
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Okay. I need to go to bed anyway.
Banned for not doing what you're supposed to be doing. As in making it hard for somebody else!
Oops. Just spilled the beans. Need to go clean them up before bed. They're pinto.[/QUOTE]
Banned for staying up so late
Good night.
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Banned for staying up so late
Good night.[/QUOTE]Banned for not telling me that the idiot gardener put plastic things in the oven. I was preheating it to make a toasted sandwich. Kept choking and couldn't figure out why. Smelled beef. Sandwich was turkey, cheese and veg.
Went into kitchen to put sandwich in oven. Guess who ate it?
And not toasted.Had to make another, not as good because I had no more spinach or Swiss cheese. There was leftover meatloaf in a plastic container with a severely melted plastic spoon. Gah!
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Banned for staying up so late
Banned for not telling me that the idiot gardener put plastic things in the oven. I was preheating it to make a toasted sandwich. Kept choking and couldn't figure out why. Smelled beef. Sandwich was turkey, cheese and veg.
Went into kitchen to put sandwich in oven. Guess who ate it?
And not toasted.Had to make another, not as good because I had no more spinach or Swiss cheese. There was leftover meatloaf in a plastic container with a severely melted plastic spoon. Gah![/QUOTE]Banned for having melted plastic, that stuff is toxic.
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Banned for not telling me that the idiot gardener put plastic things in the oven. I was preheating it to make a toasted sandwich. Kept choking and couldn't figure out why. Smelled beef. Sandwich was turkey, cheese and veg.
Went into kitchen to put sandwich in oven. Guess who ate it?
Banned for having melted plastic, that stuff is toxic.[/QUOTE]
I know!
Banned for blaming me for having it. I only found it.
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Banned for not hunting down the perpetrator of the melted plastic!
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Oh but I did. He was sleeping like a baby on the couch, belly full of MY sandwich. I carried the evidence in on a pizza pan, woke him and told him never to do it again. He just moaned, smiled, told me maybe to look in the oven next time and went back to sleep.
Banned for a false accusation!
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Jada59 is banned for going at 59 on the highway's fast lane.
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