Tallulah82
Literotica Guru
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Banned for trying to make the day start early.
Banned for wanting to waste half the day in bed. Wait, I like that. Uhm, banned for making me miss my bed!
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Banned for trying to make the day start early.
Banned for wanting to waste half the day in bed. Wait, I like that. Uhm, banned for making me miss my bed!
Banned for only thinking of the bed.
Banned for refereeing a basketball game.
Banned for not wanting the game to be refereed.
Banned for not wanting the game.
Banned for just writing the same as me except taking off the last three words.
Banned for calling out my laziness.
Banned for having eleven toes.
Banned because of snow. Excessive snow. A whole lot of snow
Banned for not inviting me to the party.
Banned for not clueing me in to the party.
Banned for not throwing your own party.
Banned for pulling flowers from the ground to prove she is the badest flower there is.
Banned for playing in traffic for fuck's sake...
Banned for speeding up when the Martian was crossing the road!
Banned for having bad breath.Banned for telling stories about Aliens
Banned for having bad breath.
Banned for wearing sunglasses INSIDE
Banned for having such good balance.
Banned for using anti-gravity gun on me
Banned for pretending she wasn't asking for it
Banned for not reading lips
Banned for tossing cotton balls at the Martian.
Banned for not vaporizing them