If the person above you started masturbating in front of you, what would you say?

[BeautifulShadows18]

Hey! Stop that before you scare the raccoon away!!

 

[Graybear1826]

The raccoon SHOULD be afraid. VERY AFRAID!

https://ibb.co/p6ZnY9Cn

 

[Erosfan]

Dude, if your going to do that at least do it off the back of the boat, chum the water or something

I love doing it in my boat, with my lady driving!

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m honoured, sir!

 

[azflyboy69]

I’m honoured, sir!

Mind if I join you

 

[HornyVirginErotica]

Mind if I join you

"Wow, I have never watching a man masterbate in front of me. May I please watch?" as I sit at the edge of the bed?

 

[Vitriolhack]

May I join you on the edge of the bed?

Yes you may, let’s just look at each other while jerking off!

 

[azflyboy69]

Yes you may, let’s just look at each other while jerking off!

What a nice technique you have going

 

[JessForFun37]

What a nice technique you have going

Oh HELLO Yes. Let’s both step outside to show our magic to the buds here.

 

[AngelColleen]

Would you like some help with that?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Would you like some help with that?

I would sit back and enjoy

 

[matureman32]

Would you like some help with that?

Yes please!

 

[Leana_M]

Come on, give me a break !

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Come on, give me a break !

I would prefer to avoid breaking that particular part of my anatomy

I would probably ask her if she'd like me to give her some privacy, continue to watch, or join her

 

[latecomer91364]

Most likely it would be "Hello, 911? I'd like to report..."

 

[Tom_Brown]

You better not get any of that on me!!!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Slow down speed racer

 

[Cat]

Mind if I sit down and watch?

 

[deft]

Mind if I sit down and watch?

Bravo!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Bravo!

Da fuq, dude?!
It's the produce aisle, not the meat department!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Need some help?

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

Sorry! I have a date with the girl upstairs

 

[deft]

Not again! You’re relentless!

 

[Cat]

... So, I am on a schedule here, do you know when you are going to finish?

 

[deft]

I have got all the time in the world for this

But oh… oh no… too soooooon… whoops!