DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2018
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Banned for practicing medicine without a license.
Banned for chewing tobacco.
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Banned for practicing medicine without a license.
DeckardNYC is banned for facilitating the distribution and acquisition of mind-altering substances.
Banned for a cold stare.
Banned for putting cream on scones before the jam
rlaflamme is banned on the account of a beef tartare incident.
Banned for rolling all the honeydew melons down the hill.
Banned for trying to impersonate Marlon Brando. It just sounded like Kermit with a head cold. smh
Banned for picking flowers from the garden.
You'll keep betting banned if you keep running around with your penis out shouting "this is the way!"
Banned for sharpening his horn in public.
Banned for going to the cape and not taking my reading list.
Banned for going to the cape and not taking my reading list.
Banned for writing the reading list in Latin.
Banned for not recognizing the Jersey Shore.
Banned for knowing Latin.
Banned for mixing sand from different beaches.
Originally Posted by DeckardNYC View Post
Banned for not recognizing the Jersey Shore.
What Exit?
Good question, I don't actually know. But, the picture is facing south, and judging from the lack of houses, I would guess its either Sandy Hook (Exit 117) or Island Beach State Park (of Gov. Christie in beach chair fame)(Exit 82).
Banned for not realizing the potato goes in the front of your Speedos.
DeckardNYC is banned for being in a beaching mood.
banned for being blue.
Banned for spilling plaster.
Banned for missing the Summit