Be as boring as possible.

[Aurantica]

I have a sore throat and I wish my thermometer worked so I could check if I have a fever.

 

[satindesire]

I have a sore throat and I wish my thermometer worked so I could check if I have a fever.

Fever implies heat, and heat implies sex, so none of that in here, you troublemaker!


Get better soon! <3

 

[perkin]

It's 6am and I'm going to run around and around on a track - 15 times.

 

[TarevaChine]

I have a new toothbrush. It is an ORAL-B PRO-HEALTH ALL-IN-ONE TOOTHBRUSH—Crisscross®. The bristles of the brush are soft.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

It is raining but Tekgirl is still going for a run in the rain. Run, Tekgirl, run.

This post has serious potential for non-boring-ness:

Girl running.
Girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt on girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt bobbing up and down in marvelous synchrony on girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt bobbing up and down in marvelous synchrony on girl running in tight running shorts in the rain.
​

Yes. I think the referenced post may very have severely violated the tenets of this thread.

Tekgirl needs to report for a good spanking.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I have a new toothbrush. It is an ORAL-B PRO-HEALTH ALL-IN-ONE TOOTHBRUSH—Crisscross®. The bristles of the brush are soft.

Congrats on this purchase but you neglcted to share the most important feature...what color?

 

[TarevaChine]

Congrats on this purchase but you neglcted to share th most important feature...what color?

Thank you. It's blue and white. I wanted purple, but they didn't have one.

 

[midwestyankee]

Congrats on this purchase but you neglcted to share th most important feature...what color?

My new toothbrush is purple and white. Firm. Always go for firm.

 

[Chiara_searches]

My new toothbrush is purple and white. Firm. Always go for firm.

Excuse me, the concept of "always go for firm" is not boring. It leaves a lot to the imagination when applied to other items in life.

 

[OzoneRed]

Is the plural of toothbrush "toothbrushes", or "teethbrush"?

I buy them in packs of 4, because they're cheaper that way. The current one is red. I just wore out a blue one. The next one will be yellow, then red again. I checked the pack before I typed this, to make sure I got it right.

I save old ones to use when cleaning my keyboard, my dashboard, and some of the crevices in kitchen appliances. I brush my teeth more often than I clean, so I have quite a few old ones lying around.

 

[Chiara_searches]

Is the plural of toothbrush "toothbrushes", or "teethbrush"?

I buy them in packs of 4, because they're cheaper that way. The current one is red. I just wore out a blue one. The next one will be yellow, then red again. I checked the pack before I typed this, to make sure I got it right.

I save old ones to use when cleaning my keyboard, my dashboard, and some of the crevices in kitchen appliances. I brush my teeth more often than I clean, so I have quite a few old ones lying around.

I never thought to use a toothbrush on the dashboard. I guess I'll go try it out now since I'm bored.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I never thought to use a toothbrush on the dashboard. I guess I'll go try it out now since I'm bored.

They also work well for deep cleaning tile deep grout because its the right size to really reach down in there and dig out those grungies.

 

[rbijon]

I use white paper in my printer................

 

[Ellafun]

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

 

[PatchIsMe]

My phone battery is fully charged.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

The watch came back. Again. <bangs head on desk> Hmm, maybe I should've put this in the "what made me angry today" thread.

 

[daus42]

I vacuumed on Sunday...then took a nap

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I was just thinking that it is kind of ironic that ironing makes me wrinkle my nose.

 

[DreamSensualist]

Why am I laughing?

 

[tekgirl]

This post has serious potential for non-boring-ness:

Girl running.
Girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt on girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt bobbing up and down in marvelous synchrony on girl running in the rain.
Wet t-shirt bobbing up and down in marvelous synchrony on girl running in tight running shorts in the rain.
​

Yes. I think the referenced post may very have severely violated the tenets of this thread.

Tekgirl needs to report for a good spanking.

I'm very sorry for breaking the rules of this thread. I understand I must take my punishment. I will pull down my panties and assume the position for you, but very slowly just to make sure it stays boring.

 

[midwestyankee]

$6.89 buys a half-way decent merlot at Costco.

 

[midwestyankee]

If I go to sleep now I may miss several more commercials for Furniture Fix.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Somehow when I started my dryer to dry a load of towels this morning, I missed that the heat was turned off so I had to turn the heat on and restart it. If at first you don't have heat, dry dry again.

 

[daus42]

Somehow when I started my dryer to dry a load of towels this morning, I missed that the heat was turned off so I had to turn the heat on and restart it. If at first you don't have heat, dry dry again.

and the walls came tumbling down

 

[tekgirl]

Three more days until October. Yet another month gone.