Be as boring as possible.

[DVS]

I always wear underwear. It's just that some panties are smaller than others.

Isn't that why they are called briefs? Or are you talking about the dental floss?

Oh, DAMN! I forgot. Was that boring enough?

 

[Chiara_searches]

No one posted on the what made you happy/smile thread for more than 24 hours (24 hours and six minutes to be exact).

 

[Aurantica]

I just made out with my teacup......

 

[rbijon]

I just made out with my teacup......

I like your bangs.....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I always wear underwear. It's just that some panties are smaller than others.

That is not a boring statement at all. I think you need to come over here and get a good spanking.

 

[PatchIsMe]

My ferrets cage is squeaky....
should that read, My ferret's cage is squeaky?
I have two...

 

[OzoneRed]

Today is trash day.

 

[daus42]

I was wondering the difference between cyclones and waterspouts

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My ferrets cage is squeaky....
should that read, My ferret's cage is squeaky?
I have two...

In that case:

"My ferrets' cage is squeaky."

But if the cage itself *is* squeaky, perhaps you should check its joins and corners to make sure it's not coming apart somewhere, springing a leak of ferrets, so to speak. If it's an exercise wheel or something similar that's squeaky, a judicious application of WD-40 (or generic) or light machine oil may resolve the issue.

 

[redslady]

My feet are cold, I really should go get my slippers. That would mean having getting up to find them. Not sure where I put them last, could be the bedroom or maybe the washroom. It could be that I left them at the front door this morning. I really don't know. I could just sit on my feet to warm them. But then again, they would just go to sleep and get all numb and tingly, hate that feeling, when I try to walk I get all stumbly. Guess I'll have to get up and find them. Or I could just put on warm socks, have to get up to do that too. Oh well, cold feet suck.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I can't find my left flip flop. Again.

 

[tekgirl]

I'm tired.

 

[TarevaChine]

I realized that I like water with some ice, but not too much.

It's a good thing you don't like much ice. Read below.

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.

When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
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Warn all your friends

 

[midwestyankee]

My calculations indicate that it will be Monday tomorrow.

 

[Babyslave]

I'm folding laundry. Yawn. The cat is watching me and she yawned too.

 

[tekgirl]

The Patriots won again. *Yawn* Somethings never change.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It is too early to burn wood, but I will do it anyway.

 

[tekgirl]

I am making dinner.

 

[PatchIsMe]

A dog is barking...

 

[TarevaChine]

A freight train just went by.

 

[rbijon]

A freight train just went by.

rain again

 

[tekgirl]

Dancing with the Stars is boring.

 

[midwestyankee]

Prime time tv shows are on. Yawn.

 

[Chiara_searches]

A certain green tinged av is boring. 'Nuff said.

 

[OzoneRed]

Today is not my birthday.