Be as boring as possible.

[midwestyankee]

I going to watch paint dry tomorrow, who wants to join me

Only if it's going to be beige paint. Anything else might excite too many neurons.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Only if it's going to be beige paint. Anything else might excite too many neurons.

I like a nice ecru. Maybe eggshell, or a very mild taupe.

 

[itismeinnz]

I like a nice ecru. Maybe eggshell, or a very mild taupe.

My entire house is painted and decorated in a mild taupe. I have been wrestling with the idea of introducing a touch of some taupe in a slightly less mild tone, possibly a light fitting or cushion cover.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That speed bump at the apartment complex near me has piqued my interest. I believe, but am not sure, that the incline is slightly steeper than the "run of the mill" speed bump. I am going to consider ways of measuring this speed bump and comparing it with another speed bump that seems more representative of other American speed bumps.

 

[seela]

Only if it's going to be beige paint. Anything else might excite too many neurons.

Oh, no. The color has to be wheat.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I've just been wondering about rolled oats and their nutritional value. I think I might compare standard Quaker rolled oats to the quick-cooking oats and see which one becomes more gelatinous upon full cooking. I'm looking for rolled-oat taste testers. There will be no flavoring- just oats and water.

 

[Loverskitten]

gelatinous.

Adding this to my list of words I don't like.

 

[itismeinnz]

After some weeks of deliberating, I have decided to try a different coloured dishwashing detergent today.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I decided on a nice soft taupe to refinish the underside of my car seats. So I know that the whole car is just enveloped in a warm beige.

 

[Sangsuesub]

It's warm out, so I spent the day watching the grass grow. I'll keep you posted.

 

[ravi64]

It's warm out, so I spent the day watching the grass grow. I'll keep you posted.

I like it when tribal girls in Polynesia get down on their haunches, sickle in hand ,to cut the grass while it grows

 

[itismeinnz]

Aren't those days interesting where the grass doesn't grow at all?

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

After some weeks of deliberating, I have decided to try a different coloured dishwashing detergent today.

If it's grapefruit scented, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you from being boring.

 

[midwestyankee]

The snow that fell here last night is white.

 

[OzoneRed]

Today is Friday the 13th. And trash day. Too much excitement, I'm going back to bed.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

The snow that fell here last night is white.

The white snow that fell here was pretty exciting. It was the beige goo splattering the streets the next day that made winter dull again.

 

[JonnyD1]

The white snow that fell here was pretty exciting. It was the grey goo splattering the streets the next day that made winter dull again.

My hand fell asleep while I was masturbating.

 

[Vindrith]

I ...... *sighs morosely, turns and walks back to the door*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I love you, little greyish-brown piece of bark. You'll never have to fend for yourself again in that tiny space between the trashcan and the brick wall.

 

[JonnyD1]

I suppose the best definition of "tedium" I ever heard is, being bitten to death by a duck.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I suppose the best definition of "tedium" I ever heard is, being bitten to death by a duck.

I believe I read somewhere that old time-y Chinese warlords would suspend an enemy over freshly-planted bamboo shoots, which would grow through their bodies, eventually killing them, somewhat painfully. Duck bites *would* be bad, I guess... those rounded bills and itsy-bitsy horny protuberances on the inside, not taking chunks out of one, but just slowly wearing their way through...

ETA: This article on the practice.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I suppose the best definition of "tedium" I ever heard is, being bitten to death by a duck.

Having one's testicle's removed by plastic kindergarten scissors is right up there.

That was a tough fortnight.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I suppose the best definition of "tedium" I ever heard is, being bitten to death by a duck.

Having one's testicle's removed by plastic kindergarten scissors is right up there.

That was a tough fortnight.

Ducks. Scissors. Sheesh. Well, maybe its just me but my line graph for comparing tedious to boring just got a little longer. *wince*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ducks. Scissors. Sheesh. Well, maybe its just me but my line graph for comparing tedious to boring just got a little longer. *wince*

"Line graph."

Oh, be still, my heart!

 

[Chiara_searches]

When all this snow melts, it will be wet out.