Be as boring as possible.

[daus42]

He watched the sun set behind the November clouds, like a big "sphere" of heated plasma.

What did you eat for lunch DGE?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

What did you eat for lunch DGE?

Same as always: cold oatmeal. Why?

 

[Mojo1967]

I read this thread...

It's a half hr I'll never get back....*deep sign*

 

[daus42]

Same as always: cold oatmeal. Why?

I was wondering if that heated plasma was a result of some strong vegetarian chili!

 

[Chaingun]

Once upon a time...

Eh, never mind.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I was wondering if that heated plasma was a result of some strong vegetarian chili!

No. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. Cold, unsweetened oatmeal adds the perfect boring accompaniment.

 

[Ellafun]

Drip. Drip. Drip.
Rain. or Coffeemaker.
Whichever...have to use the rest room again.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I love the traditional Thanksgiving meal: rice cakes formed into a sort of turkey-shaped thing, with a side of iceberg lettuce, and, for dessert, tepid water... in festive bowls!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have done so much shopping this week. If I see one more clothes shop I am going to yawn.

Also we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here, we are so boring.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have done so much shopping this week. If I see one more clothes shop I am going to yawn.

Also we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here, we are so boring.

shopping? bonus boredom pointa!

 

[IsabellaKing]

Edit, edit, edit, edit.
Should've edited more.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

31 days til xmas!

 

[orange_sky]

Eh? How did I get here...

 

[Ellafun]

It's cloudy.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I dreamed that I couldn't figure out how to add fabric softener. Let me tell you, in detail, about that dream.

 

[midwestyankee]

I dreamed that I couldn't figure out how to add fabric softener. Let me tell you, in detail, about that dream.

There's a wrinkle to every story, isn't there?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There's a wrinkle to every story, isn't there?

What point are you raisin?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I ground up some dried beans. Then I strained hot water through them. The resulting "hot beverage" was fine.

 

[Chaingun]

I sit in the dark.




That's all. Sorry I couldn't be more boring.

 

[RedThread]

My. That was a tasty toast sandwich.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

I've been dumping the coffee grounds down the kitchen sink at work for months with the expectation that this would eventually lead to a major plumbing explosion, an exciting inquiry, and an eventual scolding. But, alas, nothing.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I sometimes amuse myself by seeing how high I can count, while a friend keeps score.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

I sometimes amuse myself by seeing how high I can count, while a friend keeps score.

This sounds so utterly boring, I'm completely fascinated. I would watch this.

 

[StrayKat]

Watching digital minutes counting on my keyboard LCD. Pondering should I carry the trash out or go wash the dishes.
And how to forbid husband dear to do any more cooking without provoking World War V. Men have no fucking clue how to clean the kitchen.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This sounds so utterly boring, I'm completely fascinated. I would watch this.

Yes. It is fascinating, in a way. I won't deny it. There is a "tense moment" - a "small thrill" if you will, when one approaches a number divisible by 100. When it passes, that shared sense of mutual accomplishment washes over the windowless, beige room furnished with only a card table and two metal folding chairs.