Be as boring as possible.

[JamieJ424]

My favorite pie is.....wait for it.....







.....wait......





keep waiting......







APPLE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[satindesire]

Thank you!


I am early for work. I will look this up now.

You're welcome honey.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My daughter's name is not Alice.




Oh, wait. I don't have a daughter.




That I know of.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I had a piece of toast for breakfast. I was unsure whether to have Marmite or Honey on it.

 

[mmarfox]

I was watching TV a second ago. Now I'm typing on Lit. After I hit submit, I'll go back to watching TV.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I wonder why, in weird, "e" comes before "i" and it is not even after a "c"? It worries me sometimes. Or maybe concerns is more accurate than worries. Probably.

My thinking sometimes runs along the same vein.

 

[KoPilot]

I find glue interesting.

 

[rekane]

I find glue interesting.

I find paste even more interesting.
Especially the wand thingy attached to the lid of the paste jar.

 

[wicked woman]

I wonder why, in weird, "e" comes before "i" and it is not even after a "c"? It worries me sometimes. Or maybe concerns is more accurate than worries. Probably.

I believe the saying is - i before e except after c, unless it sounds like neighbour or weigh.

 

[ezwriter]

The supermarkets are cutting back on couponing because some people are taking it to ridiculous extremes.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I believe the saying is - i before e except after c, unless it sounds like neighbour or weigh.

But those are "A" sounds, and "weird" is an "E" sound.

Back (in the Dark Ages) when I taught English (as a second language) to inner-city kids who had been mangling it all their lives, I used to tell them:

"I before E, except after C, when it sounds like an A, and in certain other weird words... like 'weird.' But generally, I before E except after C." They still mostly didn't get it.​

​

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

My thinking sometimes runs along the same vein.

I believe the saying is - i before e except after c, unless it sounds like neighbour or weigh.

But those are "A" sounds, and "weird" is an "E" sound.

Back (in the Dark Ages) when I taught English (as a second language) to inner-city kids who had been mangling it all their lives, I used to tell them:

"I before E, except after C, when it sounds like an A, and in certain other weird words... like 'weird.' But generally, I before E except after C." They still mostly didn't get it.​

​

I like the toothpaste tubes with the attached tops. They are easier to keep track of.

 

[Alicechurchill]

My favorite pie is pecan
I had some yesterday

 

[mmarfox]

I like to sleep when I'm tired.

 

[KoPilot]

I find paste even more interesting.
Especially the wand thingy attached to the lid of the paste jar.

Ah, yes. That thing.

No srsly I like learning about glues but if I went into more detail I'll either sound more interesting or way more boring, and that's not a risk I'd like to take.

 

[Felix_Jones]

I enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Slacker.

 

[satindesire]

Iced Tea.

 

[Alicechurchill]

Watching a windsock. It is not very windy.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Watching a windsock. It is not very windy.

I'm having the same experience with a wind turbine.

 

[LilyPru]

I thought I should get up, so I did. I walked to the kitchen. I walked back and got into bed again. I still think I should probably get up.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There is a new Special K that has Oats and Honey. It is also multigrain, which is nice, I guess. I think it is called Special K Multigrain Oats & Honey, but I am not totally sure on the name.

 

[Kurokami]

There is a ceiling fan in my room. I have it set to setting two: medium. It isn't rotating as fast as it would if I set it to setting three: fast.

 

[Babyslave]

My sunburn is peeling. I should do something about that.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

My sunburn is peeling. I should do something about that.

If you collect the peels, you can bread skinless chicken breasts with them. It is a wonderful, protein-filled dinner alternative.

Also, I don't get why Gatorade just calls themselves "G" now. Is it like when Kentucky Fried Chicken went to KFC? I don't know.