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Curious_in_Cali said:
Nice, SD. Thank you. Just thinking about this makes me feel so....corny.
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Once again, this is not the pun thread.

Sheesh, do we need the Tedium Police?

Can't you people just govern yourselves and know when you are not being boring enough?

*wink*
 
rekane said:
Once again, this is not the pun thread.

Sheesh, do we need the Tedium Police?

Can't you people just govern yourselves and know when you are not being boring enough?

*wink*
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*looks around all confused*

Um, I was just commenting on how much I liked her recommendation to treat a crunchy taco like corn on the cob. It made me want to eat corn on the cob you know the way you are supposed to eat corn on the cob. In rows, like a typewriter, or maybe an OCD chicken pecking the ground. Now puns when done correctly, can be corny in the way I think you thought I meant to use the word and often really should be. But that is not the corny feeling I was expressing here... no, not at all. I just like corn. White corn, yellow corn, popcorn, even rainbow corn in purple, red, or even striped varieties. You know, I have only ever eaten purple and red corn popped and it makes me wonder if they would make good corn tortillas. Might be prettier, with the purple or red colors blending together. You could do it wit the striped varieties too, but you wouldn't be able to see the stripes though, once you mashed the corn down to pulp for the tortillas. Knowing it WAS striped might be kind of neat as you eat it too. Something to consider for sure. Back to my point though, her idea made me want to eat corn, and thus I felt a corny craving....and shared it with her. I would share my corn with you too, if you also felt corny cause I like to share. It is nice to share. You know, after giving it some thought sharing corn with might just be a great first step towards peace and hominy...and that wouldn't be corny at all. It would be amaizeing!
 
In 333 more posts, I'll hit the fabled 10,000 mark. Get ready the gifts and start chilling the champagne! Oh, wait. There is no party, no gifts, no champagne. Well, fuck it. I'll have reached five digits anyway.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
*looks around all confused*
*snip*
You know, after giving it some thought sharing corn with might just be a great first step towards peace and hominy...and that wouldn't be corny at all. It would be amaizeing!
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pthhhhhhhht!
lol
Now stop making me laugh! It makes this all too interesting.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
*looks around all confused*

ith you too, if you also felt corny cause I like to share. It is nice to share. You know, after giving it some thought sharing corn with might just be a great first step towards peace and hominy...and that wouldn't be corny at all. It would be amaizeing!
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rekane said:
pthhhhhhhht!
lol
Now stop making me laugh! It makes this all too interesting.
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Aww, shucks.
 
My middle name starts with D. You can try guessing what it is, if you want. I won't tell you if you're right or wrong though.
 
I found a soft granola bar today. Under the bed. It was still in the package, and yet was pulverized inside! I could feel the way it was all mushed up.

I wonder, if I opened it, would it spill everywhere? Maybe. But perhaps it would be worth it, because it would be all super flavory, in the mushedness.

I can't decide.
 
Save toenail clippings, then lay them on a strip of cellophane packing tape. If you wrap it around a coffee mug it makes a nice way to remember, when you're having coffee, that time is so precious.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Save toenail clippings, then lay them on a strip of cellophane packing tape. If you wrap it around a coffee mug it makes a nice way to remember, when you're having coffee, that time is so precious.
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You're weird.




Boring, but weird.
 
My dog was running around like mad.
I thought he needed to go outside, so I walked to the back door.
He did a head fake and ran to his food bowl instead.
He looked at me, made sure I was watching, then started to eat.

I now have to watch my dog when he eats.

*sigh*

True story.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You're weird.




Boring, but weird.
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I wonder why, in weird, "e" comes before "i" and it is not even after a "c"? It worries me sometimes. Or maybe concerns is more accurate than worries. Probably.

I mentioned it to the man at Home Depot who works in the part where they sell the electrical supplies. I asked him what his view was, if he thought there was some "history" there, or maybe a story we could learn something from, and then I moved over to where the switchplates are. I came back and asked him if he thought there was some "point" where a group decided it should be spelled with the "e" first, or what? He said he did not know, but would get someone from customer service, and he could walk me up there or just use his small radio to call them.
 
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