Be as boring as possible.

I am at the beginning of an 11 hour work shift. No one is here.

I wonder why?
 
Tomorrow, I am going to wake up early and run 3 miles and time myself. Then, in the afternoon, I am meeting with my study group to work on a project. By the time night rolls around, I should feel pretty accomplished.
 
I sometimes wonder what difference there is between diet coke, coke zero, and that coke with the gold label that has a different name, that I forget.
 
I sometimes wonder what difference there is between diet coke, coke zero, and that coke with the gold label that has a different name, that I forget.

Gold label coke is caffeine free coke. It's better than diet coke. Not as good as real coke. I drink coke zero.
 
What I guess I don't get is why Walmart has this generic type of store brand called "Great Value." Does that mean that the other stuff in their store is not really a great value? Like, maybe only an okay, or at best a good value? I thought their whole thing was being some kind of great value, but maybe I misunderstood. Like, one time I thought this guy at the doctor's office, who was selling pharmacy drugs to the doctor but waiting in the waiting room there with me, was German, but it turned out he was Austrian, so I don't always get everything right in terms of the world.
 
What I guess I don't get is why Walmart has this generic type of store brand called "Great Value." Does that mean that the other stuff in their store is not really a great value? Like, maybe only an okay, or at best a good value? I thought their whole thing was being some kind of great value, but maybe I misunderstood. Like, one time I thought this guy at the doctor's office, who was selling pharmacy drugs to the doctor but waiting in the waiting room there with me, was German, but it turned out he was Austrian, so I don't always get everything right in terms of the world.

Ooooh NO you don't. You take your interesting stories and bon mots out of here, mister, this is a BORING ONLY thread, didn't you see the SIGN at the DOOR?!

Gaw! :rolleyes:
 
Ooooh NO you don't. You take your interesting stories and bon mots out of here, mister, this is a BORING ONLY thread, didn't you see the SIGN at the DOOR?!

Gaw! :rolleyes:

Then you'd better take that hot ass out of this thread, too. Every post you make, even if it's just a line of ellipses, is thusly too non-boring.
 
Ooooh NO you don't. You take your interesting stories and bon mots out of here, mister, this is a BORING ONLY thread, didn't you see the SIGN at the DOOR?!

Gaw! :rolleyes:

When I saw this, i thought, I wonder why satin is quoting me, did she have some kind of Walmart "thing," or maybe she has an Austrian friend or ancestry, or pharmacy worker sales person connection or something where we could briefly "bond" for like a minute. But then I said, no (this was when I read it), she does not think my stories, or really more comments, really, are appropriate for the thread at all. But I guess we will have to agree to disagree because to me they were appropriate or I would not post them, unless maybe drunk, which I am not, because it is morning, and I can't really remember when I last drank in the morning although that is another story really altogether.
 
:D

Then you'd better take that hot ass out of this thread, too. Every post you make, even if it's just a line of ellipses, is thusly too non-boring.

I can always change it to a less attractive picture? Although I'm not responsible for the mob that may come after you if I do. :cool:

When I saw this, i thought, I wonder why satin is quoting me, did she have some kind of Walmart "thing," or maybe she has an Austrian friend or ancestry, or pharmacy worker sales person connection or something where we could briefly "bond" for like a minute. But then I said, no (this was when I read it), she does not think my stories, or really more comments, really, are appropriate for the thread at all. But I guess we will have to agree to disagree because to me they were appropriate or I would not post them, unless maybe drunk, which I am not, because it is morning, and I can't really remember when I last drank in the morning although that is another story really altogether.

*narrows eyes suspiciously*

....carry on. But know this...I'm Watching You, boyo.

That so reminds me of Mojo Jojo. And I haven't watched Powerpuff Girls in like, almost ten years!
 
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"We are number one. All others are number two or lower." ~ Mojo Jojo

That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me!
 
One of my friends has a dog named Mojo. Another friend has a dog named Jojo.

I love puppies.
 
I'm too tired to get the vacuum out. I named the dead mosquito A.D. I think I'll leave A.D. there for a while just to see what happens.
 
I saw a guy at the supermarket yesterday that I thought for sure was an ex-boyfriend, but it turned out that it wasn't him.
 
I'm bored.
Almost the same as boring, but not quite, just to spice things up a little.
 
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