CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,369 Aug 8, 2026 #23,576 Done up like a kipper... what a strange saying
BeautifulShadows18 Literotica Guru Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 4,464 Aug 8, 2026 #23,577 Saying one thing and doing another causes unnecessary confusion.
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 8, 2026 #23,578 Confusion about my name’s pronunciation caused ppl to call me by the colour of my shirt all evening
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,369 Aug 8, 2026 #23,579 Evenings should be times for togetherness
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 8, 2026 #23,580 Togetherness is always about someone getting a bigger piece of the chicken
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 52,679 Aug 8, 2026 #23,581 Chicken nuggets for the win.
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 8, 2026 #23,582 Win some money and buy more chicken nuggets Win some chicken to buy more money
A Adrian81 Innocently filthy Joined Aug 16, 2025 Posts 3,753 Aug 8, 2026 #23,583 Money is much less important than love
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,369 Aug 8, 2026 #23,585 Baby hit me one more time
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,258 Aug 8, 2026 #23,586 Time for bed, said Zebedee
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U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,258 Aug 8, 2026 #23,588 Roundabout now, I'm going to see Florence
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 20,516 Aug 8, 2026 #23,589 Florence Nightingale started the nurse fetish thing.
BeautifulShadows18 Literotica Guru Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 4,464 Aug 9, 2026 #23,590 Thing is, she probably had no idea what she was starting.
A Adrian81 Innocently filthy Joined Aug 16, 2025 Posts 3,753 Aug 9, 2026 #23,591 Starting the fire is the easy bit, keeping it aflame takes care, attention and inventiveness
K KatNipHigh Profile reader Joined Jul 12, 2022 Posts 3,339 Aug 9, 2026 #23,592 Inventiveness is a quality that helps when making sentences here.
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 9, 2026 #23,593 Here lies a list of inventive people I have known but not met.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,369 Aug 9, 2026 #23,594 Met them all did you? It was a very small list.
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 9, 2026 #23,595 List of the books I have not returned to the library is very very small
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,369 Aug 9, 2026 #23,596 Small fines start to grow the longer the book stays overdue
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 2,862 Aug 9, 2026 #23,597 Overdue fines they are now, the fine inspector lives in my home.
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K KatNipHigh Profile reader Joined Jul 12, 2022 Posts 3,339 Aug 9, 2026 #23,599 Day dreaming can happen at any time.
Ramkhadak Daddy Joined May 3, 2026 Posts 5,614 Aug 9, 2026 #23,600 Time spent in oggling is time well spent.