Begin your sentence with..........

[snebb]

Spent my holidays waiting for the perfect summer

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Summer vacations spent by the lake were always my favorite.

 

[SusieSue1234]

Favourite phase of life is this season. (Sorry had to add the u back in)

 

[snebb]

Season of fall is about to arrive, the earth will be covered in gold and red

 

[SusieSue1234]

Red to match my underwear and this current season of life

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Life likes to kick your ass then laugh like hell.

 

[snebb]

Hell exists to put the suffering in this world in a perspective

 

[CiaoSteve]

Perspectives are always important... maybe you see me standing there, crying... but do you see the pile of onions I am hurriedly chopping?

 

[snebb]

Chopping hurriedly, the knife so close to yourself, Oh, you must love the onion!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Onions, fried, raw or pickled... I love them all

 

[Adrian81]

All titties are good titties

 

[SusieSue1234]

Titties, occasionally viewable on Tuesdays, but up for grabs over here!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Here is the news... titties grabbed not on a Tuesday, but now on a Sunday as well

 

[snebb]

Well call me prude, but this Sunday I had a drone to fly.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Fly your drone, but be careful where you take those pictures

 

[snebb]

Pictures of course, of erect trees and fresh berries

 

[CiaoSteve]

Berries are best served with a dash of cream

 

[SusieSue1234]

Cream topped titties served up on a Sunday evening

 

[Underscore_2]

"Evening all" was the opening line in every episode of Dixon of Dock Green

 

[CiaoSteve]

Greens are what we were always told we needed to eat if we wanted pudding

 

[Underscore_2]

Pudding Lane was the source of the Great Fire, so they say

 

[CiaoSteve]

Say what you like, burnt toast makes your hair curl

 

[Underscore_2]

Curl up in laughter at some of those tales

 

[Adrian81]

Tales can be told that are true, false, funny and filthy. We like them filthy

 

[MightyMilly]

Filthy girls usually have a lot more fun than clean one's.