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south_florida_bicur
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"When threads outlive their purpose, they become twisted, demented, unspeakable things"
and I thought i was just being myself.
lol
and I thought i was just being myself.
lol
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Unspeakable for yourself, young lady.sheath said:Welcome to Lit.Where we are all twisted, demented, and do unspeakable things we do not hesitate to speak about.
S.
Lit is also a welcome place for people who just like to live vicariously through their online friends' much wilder lives.
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A little bump...a little grind...but not too much friction...
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sheath are you shamelessly lubricating a thread resurrection? There wouldn't be any ulterior motive associated with the undeniable pleasure of viewing Slo's AV? I, myself would never think about doing such a thing... but I'm glad you did.
but I'm glad you did.
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How'd he get my picture up there? But I have to admit, I like that he got the gray out of my hair.sheath said:Slo's AV is quite a good fit for this thread, isn't it?
S.
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just popped in for a peek... keep thinking how much he looks like my dh -- 'course I don't usually see him from that angle -- maybe I should ask him to pose for me later... just in the interest of uh, science, and uh for identification purposes... to check my eyesight? Yeah, That's it.... I'll really have to get out the camera to be sure, though, won't I? and, hmm, there's a few other poses that might be... nice and ... byeeee
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I just felt this inexplicable tingling of my downy-soft butt cheeks.
By a rigorous process of elimination that would have made Sherlock Holmes proud, I correctly deduced that not only had the Best Lube thread risen once again, but it was being used to talk about me behind my buttocks.
HCTR: Blink hon, your eyes are drying out.
Sheath: I'm not at all sure why my AV would be appropriate for this thread. My hips are scarcely raised and I'm not even gripping my asscheeks, let alone prying them apart to obscenely display any delicate, fleshy folds whatsoever.
MWY: Actually, I was rather sweaty at the time of the pic, so my gray hair doesn't show. I have a thatch that would make Phil Donohue / Steve Martin / Newt proud. If your willing to walk around with a water spritzer (and risk mold) you too can have the same effect.
Phoenix? Is that you? What are you doing on Lit with all these perverts, baby?
Perhaps I should just put "Your name here" at the bottom of my AV. I didn't realize it was so generic.
By a rigorous process of elimination that would have made Sherlock Holmes proud, I correctly deduced that not only had the Best Lube thread risen once again, but it was being used to talk about me behind my buttocks.
HCTR: Blink hon, your eyes are drying out.
Sheath: I'm not at all sure why my AV would be appropriate for this thread. My hips are scarcely raised and I'm not even gripping my asscheeks, let alone prying them apart to obscenely display any delicate, fleshy folds whatsoever.
MWY: Actually, I was rather sweaty at the time of the pic, so my gray hair doesn't show. I have a thatch that would make Phil Donohue / Steve Martin / Newt proud. If your willing to walk around with a water spritzer (and risk mold) you too can have the same effect.
Phoenix? Is that you? What are you doing on Lit with all these perverts, baby?
Perhaps I should just put "Your name here" at the bottom of my AV. I didn't realize it was so generic.
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sheath said:But it's all in the mystery, Slo. After all, the photographer had to be behind you...preparing for...what? That is the question that makes us all drool.
After all, it IS an anal lube thread.
S.
Ah, so your interest is purely limited to what silky lube she was stroking on her harness-bound dildo as she took the shot?
A gentleman doesn't speak of such things.
-- Slo
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Rain, I do believe your sense of humor is one of the reasons why we all love ewe.herecomestherain said:In another place someone mentioned the Love Ewe (don't ask...) and I remembered the conversation here at about page seven I think...somehow I just couldn't resist the urge to give this thread a little bump.
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MWY a smoochy baa to you. Who would have thought to put a sheep in fishnets? Still a well turned lamb shank deserves exotic legwear doesn't it. These questions are purely rhetorical and no-one need fear incriminating themselves by answering them...
I'm wondering if I mention Eros Bodyglide lube it'll skew Slo's figures and he'll need to come back and re-summarise?
I'm wondering if I mention Eros Bodyglide lube it'll skew Slo's figures and he'll need to come back and re-summarise?
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SlowGuy
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Two things inspire me to do summaries:
1) On-topic posts expressing an actual lube preference, and
2) Semi-off-topic posts that are amusing / alarming
So don't hold back, I know your twisted little minds are just brimming with #2.
[Those of you who have been toilet-trained know what I'm talking about.]
-- Slo
1) On-topic posts expressing an actual lube preference, and
2) Semi-off-topic posts that are amusing / alarming
So don't hold back, I know your twisted little minds are just brimming with #2.
[Those of you who have been toilet-trained know what I'm talking about.
]-- Slo
