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[Ladybatt]

Target also has a large asortment. If not in the femine products check where he condoms are.

 

[Ladybatt]

Target also has a large asortment. If not in the femine products check where he condoms are.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

Anal Lube

First lube I ever used was regular vaseline which worked fine. Then I swithced to WET but when there are so many different types and when I ran out I forgot which I orginially had. Then I went out and bought Astroglide and hated it. I found it too watery. Recently I bought Anal Lube which I like the best. It is just like vaseline so I can understand some people not liking it for obvious reasons but so far it is the best I have used.

The 2 toys I have : med plug, 6" dong

 

[herecomestherain]

Welcome south_florida_bicur, careful, it gets slippery around here.

 

[midwestyankee]

Welcome south_florida_bicur, careful, it gets slippery around here.

Yes, watch out for the axle grease that someone spilled over in that corner ----------> and there is a bit of bacon grease over there too <---------------. Aside from that, this is a friendly place.

Welcome.

 

[Ladybatt]

And beware of the ewes!!! LOL

 

[south_florida_bicur]

Slippery When Wet

Thanks everyone .

That was the first time I posted in this board.

I've been coming on alot but never got involved with writing a story or posting messages. Well, now I am hooked.

Thanks,

 

[SlowGuy]

Yes, watch out for the axle grease that someone spilled over in that corner ----------> and there is a bit of bacon grease over there too <---------------. Aside from that, this is a friendly place.

Welcome S_FL.

Yeah, it's a friendly place, but beware of strangers trying to butter you up...

Please put your empty containers in the correct recycling bin. Thanks.

And remember: Safe sex begins with ewe.

-- Slo

 

[CelticFrog]

Welcome S_FL.

Yeah, it's a friendly place, but beware of strangers trying to butter you up...

Please put your empty containers in the correct recycling bin. Thanks.

And remember: Safe sex begins with ewe.

-- Slo

LMAO!!!

And, like MWY said, the bar and chain oil is ONLY for tools other than your own.

Safe sex begins with ewe, but once the pressure builds, you may find yourself ramming her.

We're still not quite sure about the puddle in the corner by Slo... it's been growing every time he does a summary.

And beware the Ranger. He likes to chew on the things that irritate him when he's had a bad day. It would be in your best interest to find his good side and hop on it.

Having said that, welcome.

Ang

 

[watergirl]

*snicker*

Well, the boy finally made the joke about using bacon grease for anal lube. I knew the day would come! I laughed myself silly at him - mostly because we've already talked about that at Lit, and he thougth he was terribly witty and clever to say such a thing.... <grin>

I lurve you all, ya know that?

 

[south_florida_bicur]

Crisco

Crisco also works.

Preheat the oven to 350 and,,,,,,,


oops sorry. wrong group.


lol

 

[SlowGuy]

We're still not quite sure about the puddle in the corner by Slo... it's been growing every time he does a summary.

And beware the Ranger. He likes to chew on the things that irritate him when he's had a bad day. It would be in your best interest to find his good side and hop on it.

Ang

Dammit, am I leaking again?

Sounds as though Ranger could use a rawhide toy...

-- Slo

 

[south_florida_bicur]

you do know some raw hide toys are made out of bull dicks ?

 

[sheath]

you do know some raw hide toys are made out of bull dicks ?

Well, THAT is an interesting twist on the anal lube thread, huh?



S.

 

[midwestyankee]

you do know some raw hide toys are made out of bull dicks ?

Despite all outward appearances, I am not touching this one with a seven-foot pole.

And Stan Warshawsky, who is a seven-foot Pole, said he wouldn't touch it either.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

I thought you all would get a kick out of it .


lol

 

[A-Heart-On]

Hi Yankee, your over here too

I am curious though... South_ Fla have you ever actually seen one of these objects?

And to think I was going to unsubscribe from this thread. Is there a thread for weird stuff or is that just for Ripley's? This thread has been a hoot....

 

[Lorrie Flash]

what is the best lube to use when having anal sex with wife ?

A blend of cum and urine.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

A Heart On:


seen what the raw hide that is made out of a bulls penis?

 

[sheath]

Re: Hi Yankee, your over here too

I am curious though... South_ Fla have you ever actually seen one of these objects?

And to think I was going to unsubscribe from this thread. Is there a thread for weird stuff or is that just for Ripley's? This thread has been a hoot....

No, no, no...keep this one on your list! I have a feeling it is only going to get stranger as time goes on.

Besides, you gotta get the summaries from Slo. That's the best part of the whole thing.

S.

 

[A-Heart-On]

rawhide bulls penis

A Heart On:


seen what the raw hide that is made out of a bulls penis?

I take it this raw hide chew toy doesn't look like a penis anymore? I guess they would be too big. Somehow I had this image like the pigs ears they sell at the grocery store. You can still tell they are ears.

I think maybe Yankee was right I shouldn't have gone here......

 

[zhukov1943]

Yep - they call 'em "pointers" at the pet store...

My buddy gave one to his dog. Thought it was funny. Then I pointed out that he was teaching his little terrier - that sleeps in the bed with him and his wife - to chew up dicks.

He didn't think it was so funny anymore...

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: rawhide bulls penis

I take it this raw hide chew toy doesn't look like a penis anymore? I guess they would be too big. Somehow I had this image like the pigs ears they sell at the grocery store. You can still tell they are ears.

I think maybe Yankee was right I shouldn't have gone here......

Nah...enjoy yourself

Sheath was right; this thread has gone from odd to weird and then beyond. I don't have the inventory of adjectives to properly characterize where it is now.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

i have often been called wierd and now you guys know why.

lol

 

[LovinTongue]

pussy juice is the best lube.