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[sheath]

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Just think what would happen if we collaborated.

Oh the thinks we could think!

We would surely go to hell. But at least we would go in some creative fashion.

S.

 

[herecomestherain]

I imagine that the extremely slippery road to hell is strewn with banana skins, lubricated with bacon grease, signposted with little white tofu cubes and smells reminiscent of coconuts...For safety purposes, large cans of whipped cream are kept on standby in case of fire emergencies.

 

[Ladybatt]

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And you think I'll be able to look at a pile of whipped cream in the same light again?

Don't you mean whip cream ON Piles?

 

[Ilickherass]

But seriously...

I had a girlfriend who just used butter. It worked great.
It was warm, VERY slippery and never dried up.
Just don't try salted butter.
That might sting.

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: But seriously...

I had a girlfriend who just used butter. It worked great.
It was warm, VERY slippery and never dried up.
Just don't try salted butter.
That might sting.

Just ask Marlon Brando (see The Last Tango in Paris)

 

[SlowGuy]

Whip it. Whip it good.

Does whipped cream make a good lube?

I would be more apt to try that first.

S.

I'd start with heavy cream and we'd whip it ourselves.

Uh oh, I feel a summary coming on...Think about baseball...

 

[CelticFrog]

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We would surely go to hell. But at least we would go in some creative fashion.

S.

Well, you and I are already going to hell.

In creative (writing) fashion.

But hey -- MWY, you're welcome to join us.

*sigh*
Thank God for smile invoking threads.

Ang

 

[CelticFrog]

Re: Whip it. Whip it good.

I'd start with heavy cream and we'd whip it ourselves.

Uh oh, I feel a summary coming on...Think about baseball...

You know... you COULD do that. And you could use an all natural sweetener... provided, of course, that you have ingested plenty of pineapple recently.

Ang

 

[midwestyankee]

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Well, you and I are already going to hell.

In creative (writing) fashion.

But hey -- MWY, you're welcome to join us.

*sigh*
Thank God for smile invoking threads.

Ang

Not a bad idea. I might like the bus you're on better than this one anyway. I know the company would be interesting.

 

[sheath]

Re: Whip it. Whip it good.

I'd start with heavy cream and we'd whip it ourselves.

Uh oh, I feel a summary coming on...Think about baseball...

Yes, think about baseball. The bat, the balls, the glove...

Ahem.

What was this thread about again?

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

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Yes, think about baseball. The bat, the balls, the glove...

Ahem.

What was this thread about again?

S.

The oil for the glove.

 

[sheath]

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The oil for the glove.

Ahhh, that's right.

S.

 

[herecomestherain]

Whip it, Whip Good,

Whipped cream for lube? Would this be the infamous "butter churn" technique?

 

[SlowGuy]

You know... you COULD do that. And you could use an all natural sweetener... provided, of course, that you have ingested plenty of pineapple recently.

Ang, I had to finish off all the pineapple leftovers from the pina coladas, so I'm good to go...or come.

sheath and midwestyankee: Bats, balls, and glove oil?

You're not helping one bit with my premature summarization problem. I am rather proud that I held out for four pages this time.

Whipped cream for lube? Would this be the infamous "butter churn" technique?

It may take a while before you get a churnful, HCTR. As I recall, we used to have to take turns pumping the handle. Soon as one of us would tucker out, another would step in to take his place. But it was worth it when you finally got that big ole load of rich, warm, creamy...

Oh yeah, I owe you guys a summary.

-- Slo

 

[CelticFrog]

We've been CHURNING for that recap, Slo...



Ang

 

[SlowGuy]

Thread Summary (Cholesterol Edition)

Here's an update of the summary on p. 5 for those of you too lazy / eager to wade through the 100 or so posts since then.

Astroglide again picks up three recommendations, KY two, and Anal Eze one. That puts Astroglide well ahead of long time front-runner Wet. New additions Pjur Eros Bodyglide and unsalted butter get two nods, while coconut oil, and Doc Johnson's Anal Lube each get one.

As usual, the posts wandered a bit, for we are easily bored. First up: misuse of industrial lubricants by individuals so seriously disturbed that they can't win the favors of farm animals. After an enlightening discussion on the enduring popularity of inflatable sheep, we managed to stay on a wholesome country living theme with butter, bacon grease and whipped cream being the flavors du jour. Enough fruits were added to give us a nice fanny parfait. The loop was finally closed with suggestions on creative ways to churn whipping cream into (unsalted) butter.

In case you've forgotten, the original question was: What is the best lube to use when having anal sex with wife?

Brand recommendations:
(10x) Astroglide, Gel (1x), & Strawberry (2X)
( 8x) Wet Platinum
( 5x) KY, KY Liquid, & Wal-mart equiv.
( 3x) Slippery Stuff Gel
( 2x) Anal Eze
( 2x) Butter(unsalted)
( 2x) Maximus
( 2x) Pjur Eros Bodyglide
( 2x) Soap
( 2x) Spit
( 1x) Baby Oil
( 1x) Coconut Butter
( 1x) Coconut Oil
( 1x) Doc Johnson's Anal Lube
( 1x) ID Glide
( 1x) Olive Oil
( 1x) SYLK

Concerns expressed:

A Lit Travel Advisory is in effect for the Southern United States due to widespread use of bacon grease. Anyone traveling through this region is advised to carry their own personal lubricant and apply it liberally at the first sound of banjo music.

 

[CelticFrog]

ROFLMFAO!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

I had to stop several times while reading this aloud to the occupants of my living room just now.

*panting*

Okay, I'm okay now. Maybe. Until I read that again.

Ang

 

[SlowGuy]

Thanks, Ang. Glad it tickled your fancy.

Generally when I try to share the joy like that, they just stare at me like I've sprouted another ass.

You up late, or do you live west of the Rockies?

 

[CelticFrog]

You up late, or do you live west of the Rockies?

Yes, and yes.

Sleep in this household is scarce lately. We're having grief induced insomnia.

So the laugh you afforded me is particularly welcome.

Ang

 

[SlowGuy]

Yes, and yes.

Sleep in this household is scarce lately. We're having grief induced insomnia.

So the laugh you afforded me is particularly welcome.

Ang

Ang,

I'm truly sorry to hear that. I'm glad I could provide a few moments of distraction.

Laughter is the first sign of healing.

-- Slo

 

[SlowGuy]

[Thought I'd pump a little air into this beast.]

Bump.

 

[steveohhhh]

Where is a good place to buy lube quickly?

I'm looking for stores besides porn shops. I skimmed through this thread pretty quick so i might've missed it. Just need a quick answer. Thanks

 

[Ilickherass]

Rite Aid

You can get vaginal lubricants at places like Rite-Aid. The place I got it at had it located under the pharmacists window.
We use Ultra Glide.

 

[SlowGuy]

Where is a good place to buy lube quickly?

I'm looking for stores besides porn shops. I skimmed through this thread pretty quick so i might've missed it. Just need a quick answer. Thanks

Any drug store and most supermarkets, it's not hard to find if you're looking.

 

[Ilickherass]

OK then......

I suppose you just look for the feminine products aisle and go from there.