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[SlowGuy]

Re: Hold on, folks!

Astroglide now comes in a gel, too.

With so many options, we need to have a head-to-head test (or is that head-to-sphincter test? )

Any volunteers?

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

With so many options, we need to have a head-to-head test (or is that head-to-sphincter test?)

Any volunteers?

Testing different lubes? For use in anal sex?

Oh, GAWD, where do I sign up for that one?

The frustrated S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

I like WET Platinum.

Never underestimate the power of soap in the shower, either! That stuff works.

Soap??? Shower!!! This is why I use Soap-on-a-rope. Seriously though... Wet Platinum works good. But never, ever, ever confuse KY with Ben-Gay Gel... very bad, trust me.

J

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

Testing different lubes? For use in anal sex?

Oh, GAWD, where do I sign up for that one?

The frustrated S.

Well... do I even have to say it babe? Really do I??? Cause if I do... I will. Oh what the hell, Official signups start when you get here. Hehehehe.

J

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

Well... do I even have to say it babe? Really do I??? Cause if I do... I will. Oh what the hell, Official signups start when you get here. Hehehehe.

J

LMAO

You don't have to say it. I've been duly warned, Mr. Ranger Sir.

God, how does Ang HANDLE you? lol

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

LMAO

You don't have to say it. I've been duly warned, Mr. Ranger Sir.

God, how does Ang HANDLE you? lol

S.

Usually with a Taser and lots and lots of Hostess Ho-Hos (they're like crack for Rangers)

J

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

Usually with a Taser and lots and lots of Hostess Ho-Hos (they're like crack for Rangers)

J

lol

So THAT is the secret. I need to stock up before I get to your neck of the woods.

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Yup... oh and ignore the "Do not feed the wild animal" sign... And make sure they're the REAL Hostess Ho-Hos, not the Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls. Very similar... but not the same.

J (The snack cake snob)

 

[SlowGuy]

Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

Oh, GAWD, where do I sign up for that one?

Right here, I'm kissing ass and takin' names...

 

[CelticFrog]

Yup... oh and ignore the "Do not feed the wild animal" sign... And make sure they're the REAL Hostess Ho-Hos, not the Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls. Very similar... but not the same.

J (The snack cake snob)

Personally, *I* prefer the Swiss Cake Rolls.

So you can bring those instead, and he'll just have to live with it.


Ang

 

[iDoDRuGS]

spit is the $hit! my girl loves anal..i just got to toss her salad!!!!!!

+1

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hold on, folks!

Right here, I'm kissing ass and takin' names...

Let me swing past that Air Force Base on my way to the SF Bay Area and you got a deal.

S.

 

[sheath]

Personally, *I* prefer the Swiss Cake Rolls.

So you can bring those instead, and he'll just have to live with it.


Ang

I prefer those too, so the women have outnumbered the monkeys...ah...men. On this one, anyway.

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

The "monkeys" will never be outnumbered... Hostess Ho-Hos are the best!!!


J

 

[SlowGuy]

I prefer those too, so the women have outnumbered the monkeys...ah...men. On this one, anyway.

S.

Monkeys? Even though it is the Year of Monkey, *I* prefer the term "outie." [Haughty sniff]

I also prefer raspberry Zingers to either type of creme-filled chocolate confection.

So there.

-- Slo

 

[CelticFrog]

Okay. *I* am a monkey. Honest to God. The tattoo for Year of the Monkey is right there on my shoulder. Yep.

And it has officially occurred to me that maybe we shouldn't be talking about cream filled concoctions in this particular thread.

*shudder*
just makes one entirely too excited for safety at 10 AM


Ang

 

[watergirl]

astroglide or wet

I've used KY, KY warming lube, Astroglide, & Wet... Definitely liked astroglide & wet the best. The stays slippery factor is great, plus I really like the lack of any smell... no fake strawberry stuff for me, thanks!

I need to get some more of either of the above, & maybe I'll ask about Sylk if I get down there today.... The boy & I have been using KY warming, and I'm not sure if it's the lube or just his size, but I've gotten a bit more of a painful stretch when he's first sliding in than with any other guy... but we also don't try to play with fingers or anything to stretch me out first, it's just here ya go... damn me, I'm getting turned on just thinking about it. lol.

mmmm. The boy is such fun, but such an aggravating twit sometimes... I know, Sheath, I know I should drop kick him, but I really like the sex! lol

 

[sheath]

I also prefer raspberry Zingers to either type of creme-filled chocolate confection.

So there.

-- Slo

I'll keep that in mind before I make my stop.

S.

 

[sheath]

Re: astroglide or wet

mmmm. The boy is such fun, but such an aggravating twit sometimes... I know, Sheath, I know I should drop kick him, but I really like the sex! lol

Well, sometimes sex makes up for a things...and my Gawd, but really good anal makes up for damn near ANYTHING.

S.

 

[watergirl]

YES, it really really really does... I'm such a shameless girl sometimes! LOL - thanks for understanding

 

[James G 5]

Re: Re: astroglide or wet

Well, sometimes sex makes up for a things...and my Gawd, but really good anal makes up for damn near ANYTHING.

S.

Tease

 

[DuckLover]

Re: Re: Re: astroglide or wet

Tease

Yeah, but that's part of why we like her so much!

 

[SlowGuy]

Okay. *I* am a monkey. Honest to God. The tattoo for Year of the Monkey is right there on my shoulder. Yep.

One would presume that's a cheeky monkey.

And it has officially occurred to me that maybe we shouldn't be talking about cream filled concoctions in this particular thread.

*shudder*
just makes one entirely too excited for safety at 10 AM


Ang [/B]

It had occurred to me to note that what Zingers lack in length, they make up for in girth. They are rather pink, too, I may not be able to eat them in public anymore. LOL.

But I knew it was dangerous to mention such matters on this thread, since it could severely slow down your typing.

-- Slo

 

[sheath]

Oh, wow, they think I'm a tease.



S.

 

[SlowGuy]

Re: astroglide or wet

... but we also don't try to play with fingers or anything to stretch me out first, it's just here ya go... damn me, I'm getting turned on just thinking about it. lol.

See, you need to talk him into keeping the lube at hand as he's eating your sweet pussy. Having his tongue flick over your clit while his slippery finger circles your rosebud. Or two fingers sliding in and out of your ass as he plunges his tongue in as deep as it will go. Nothing like a couple of warm-up orgasms to get you ready for the main event...

-- Slo