best lube for anal sex

[SlowGuy]

So can you give us a dissertation on the correllation between being anal retentive and not using enough/the correct lube?


Ang

(you've only got six to go)

[Clears throat] "On the Correlation Between Sudden Onset Anal Retentiveness and Annual Sales of Household Adhesives (vol. 1)"...

 

[SlowGuy]

I was anal. But seriously, all joking aside...it must have taken a LOT of time to formulate that post!

S.

Not as long as it might seem. I just did a copy and paste of each page into a text editor, dragged the relevant bits to group them together, and cut out the rest.

The math was the hard part, since everytime I tried to type, I'd lose count.

-- Slo

 

[Meat Whistler]

The reason the desensitizing is disturbing is that pain is a sign that you are causing some kind of damage to your body. If done right, anal sex should not be particularly painful. If it hurts badly enough that you think you need an anesthetic, you're probably doing something too hard, too fast, or otherwise just wrong. Once you've had a lot of experience with anal sex with this partner, you might choose to try something like Anal Eze, but I don't personally recommend it. (Besides, why lose the sensation of something that feels so good?)

My personal preference, and that of my gf, is Slippery Stuff Gel. We've also used Wet Platinum with success. Whatever brand you use, I recommend getting something in the gel form. The thicker, more viscous nature provides a bit more cushioning which I find makes things more pleasant.

I just saw this. It doesn't cause me to feel anything less. I've used other things and Anal Ese doesn't cause me to feel less than with other lubes. I have never had a problem with tearing and it happens to work the best for me.

 

[James G 5]

Is that to say pregnancy is a health problem...?

Yep
Brings up to 18 years of sickness, poverty, and misery
That's why we all like anal to BEGIN with

 

[sheath]

Yep
Brings up to 18 years of sickness, poverty, and misery
That's why we all like anal to BEGIN with

lol Okay...considering I just dealt with two fighting kids at almost one in the fucking morning...yeah, THAT was funny.

S.

 

[James G 5]

lol Okay...considering I just dealt with two fighting kids at almost one in the fucking morning...yeah, THAT was funny.

S.

They say women love a man who can make them laugh


So, you love me long time?

 

[ABN_Ranger]

So who's gonna get me and sheath the innocent schoolgirl outfits? The ones with the plaid skirts. And white thigh highs.

Sheath, will you do me a favor and put my hair into even pigtails? That's like a huge pet peeve for me.

Oh Sweet god!!! I think I need private time just from the visual I got.

J

 

[sheath]

They say women love a man who can make them laugh


So, you love me long time?

Looooooong time.

S.

 

[sheath]

Oh Sweet god!!! I think I need private time just from the visual I got.

J

*snicker*

You're just too easy sometimes.

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Cheap too. Just rub my belly, scratch me behind the ears and I'm yours forever. You'de have to share me with Ang though.

J

 

[mymuffin]

Astroglide

 

[ReadyOne]

Nobody has mentioned the ancient and honorable, olive oil, you choice of virginity.

It's been quite popular for over 3000 years!

 

[SlowGuy]

Nobody has mentioned the ancient and honorable, olive oil, you choice of virginity.

It's been quite popular for over 3000 years!

Well, if it's good enough for Caligula, it's good enough for me!

(Not to mention that ole corrupter of youth, Socrates.)


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100 posts! Ding, ding, ding...

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Well, if it's good enough for Caligula, it's good enough for me!

(Not to mention that ole corrupter of youth, Socrates.)


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100 posts! Ding, ding, ding...

GAH!!!! I turned that movie off when he went to bed with his horse. I still twitch uncontrollably when anyone mentions the name Caligula. Can't watch a movie with Malcolm McDowell in it without twitching either.

J

 

[SlowGuy]

Whoa there, Seabiscuit

GAH!!!! I turned that movie off when he went to bed with his horse. I still twitch uncontrollably when anyone mentions the name Caligula. Can't watch a movie with Malcolm McDowell in it without twitching either.

J

Well, that's how you can tell it was Art and not pornography. Art changes your life; porn just changes the fit of your pants.

That's the racehorse he wanted to appoint to the Roman Senate. I can't recall if it was a filly or a stallion...

Maybe if they had gone with a soft-focus lens and a little thunka-thunka music, it would have worked better for you.

 

[DuckLover]

SlowGuy, I agree that your summary was spot-on excellent and fun to boot! (I especially enjoyed your quote of Sheath.) Thanks for putting that all together!

Italian Goddess, I'm glad to hear that Anal Eze is so effective for you. From what I've heard, your experience of not be desensitized by it is very uncommon and counter to the product's marketing; however, that being the case, it sounds like it's a good option for YOU. I still feel obligated to warn others about the potential risks for them, and I'm sure you wouldn't want anyone hurt by using a lube that didn't work for them. Thanks for sharing your experience!

On a personal note, I'm really looking forward to the next time my gf plays with my ass. The last time was abso-fucking-lutely outstanding; she had me screaming and squealing like a stuck pig... which I guess you could say wan't entirely inaccurate! She claims the neighbors actually banged on the wall; I was too far gone to notice.

 

[SlowGuy]

SlowGuy, I agree that your summary was spot-on excellent and fun to boot! (I especially enjoyed your quote of Sheath.) Thanks for putting that all together!

Thanks DL. Sheath is always quotable. I'll have to do an update as more opinions come in.

The last time was abso-fucking-lutely outstanding; she had me screaming and squealing like a stuck pig... which I guess you could say wan't entirely inaccurate! She claims the neighbors actually banged on the wall; I was too far gone to notice.

I don't know *why* squealing like a pig has gotten such bad press [cue the banjo music], but it sounds as though you and your gf are on to something good.

 

[sheath]

Thanks DL. Sheath is always quotable. I'll have to do an update as more opinions come in.

*sigh*

I really have to be more careful with what I say around this place.



S.

 

[sheath]

On a personal note, I'm really looking forward to the next time my gf plays with my ass. The last time was abso-fucking-lutely outstanding; she had me screaming and squealing like a stuck pig... which I guess you could say wan't entirely inaccurate! She claims the neighbors actually banged on the wall; I was too far gone to notice.

Okay, you knew somebody would probably ask for details, so here goes:

Details?

S.

 

[SlowGuy]

*sigh*

I really have to be more careful with what I say around this place.



S.

Remember: You're speaking for posterity, so don't talk with your mouth full.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

No need for you to watch what you say babe... just be ready for what follows. Hehehe, love ya Sheathy-kins.

J

 

[sheath]

S.

 

[James G 5]

Looooooong time.

S.

Promises, promises

 

[sheath]

Promises, promises

Well, you haven't pissed me off TOO badly yet.

S.

 

[A-Heart-On]

This is worth a try-my vote for best lube

I know this might sound crazy, but as I just read thru the list of lube contenders, I noticed that no one mentioned coconut butter. It is completely healthy, even organic--only pure coconut oil, not one additive (read what's in some of the other stuff on the label). You can buy it in nice 25oz screw lid tubs from Omega Nutrition. There are certainly other suppliers. It has no coconut smell and is completely edible. ;-) Best of all it stays slippery and remember, it is all natural. Also it makes a great body moisturizer and massage oil.