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I kind of like number four.

Something about wearing garters makes me feel so sexy.
 
Number five gets my vote...for most creative use of a yardstick. ;)
 
Watching the multiple hijacks of this thread makes me laugh anew at Scouries' pretensions to being a "Threadmaster." :D

For them's what interested, Freddie broke his/her/its isolation long enough to leave a lengthy comment on SunRockSin's satirical essay about him/her/it.

It's amazing what you can learn reading the Feedback pages...
 
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Safe_Bet said:
Don't care. I always kinda liked Freddie, in a pickled rat's ass kinda way. He could often be the King of the Asshats, but he DID make me chuckle and I'll miss him if he is gone for good. :eek:
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I agree with this. For all the weirdnesses that flew around here whenever he stuck his oar in the water, Freddie is quite capable of being charming, humorous, and even sweet- and I rather liked it when he felt comfortable enough to be that way.
Whatever/whoever Freddie really is, I really liked the story and thought it was funny:
She had a grip like a vice and she was big like a nurse you'd find in a mental institution or a prison guard in a woman's prison with huge tits that stuck out like long range cannons on a warship.
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Best line ever. :D
(Besides the one I made up in that other thread somewhere. Which I've conveniently forgotten.)

Dude is so not a woman, though.
 
bluebell7 said:
I agree with this. For all the weirdnesses that flew around here whenever he stuck his oar in the water, Freddie is quite capable of being charming, humorous, and even sweet- and I rather liked it when he felt comfortable enough to be that way.
Whatever/whoever Freddie really is, I really liked the story and thought it was funny:

Best line ever. :D
(Besides the one I made up in that other thread somewhere. Which I've conveniently forgotten.)

Dude is so not a woman, though.
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(Damn, the jig is up.)

"Nonetheless...I want to kiss you (lol)."

Anyone who thinks that I'll stop writing is nuttier than PrincessAirHead, Michchick, and Starrkers.

I'll have some stories coming out in 2009, only I need to ponder an identity. Maybe, I'll return as Scouries II or Polo or BostonFreddie. No one will know it's me. They'll surely think it's someone else acting like me.

I wish you guys could read the fan mail I'm receiving. Gees, you'd think I was dying. All my fans, er, I mean, my one fan, my mother, is really upset.
 
PrincessErin said:
I'm not surprised that you are getting fan mail. There are lots of people out there who do like your stories. Remember there are four more days to load the site up with your 400 points worth of stories.

Erin
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As if I give a shit about winning 500 bucks. Knock yourself out. I have more important things than playing games with whack jobs, who constantly e-mail me, PM me, and stalk me, as you, the nut from Detroit, and the Emu from down under who quotes me in her signature.

I'm going underground and I plan on telling all my fans why I left (lol).

You'll have a target on your back bigger than the one that DK gave me when she made up lies about me to her fans.

Have a nice day. I read you're still making up stories about teaching the 8th grade again. I guess you thought you could pull off that lie now that you thought I left for good.

Next, you'll be telling everyone that you have a baby and a husband (lol).

You're such an airhead, Princess.

I hope you use the 500 for mental health therapy. You really need to get a handle on your illness.
 
sr71plt said:
What, that you're not dying? (just kidding--maybe). :cattail:
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You still owe me a roll of quarters for all those rides I paid for on the airplane at the supermarket, Ace.

Actually, I always liked you. You're one of the few literate people here. The others know who they are. I don't have to tell them that I respect intelligent people and people who have a good sense of humor and a sense of fun.

It's the nut cases that wear me out and waste my time. You have to feel bad for them, though, because they don't have a clue, just like the one who will surely follow this post. Watch...
 
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
You still owe me a roll of quarters for all those rides I paid for on the airplane at the supermarket, Ace.

Actually, I always liked you. You're one of the few literate people here. The others know who they are. I don't have to tell them that I respect intelligent people and people who have a good sense of humor and a sense of fun.

It's the nut cases that wear me out and waste my time. You have to feel bad for them, though, because they don't have a clue, just like the one who will surely follow this post. Watch...
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Actually, I thought you turned into a paranoid pain in the ass. :)
 
sr71plt said:
Actually, I thought you turned into a paranoid pain in the ass. :)
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"Don't ask me for any more quarters, Ace, 'cause I'm done feeding your habit of riding the supermarket planes. It's time you grew up and move out of your house with your Mommy."
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Aren't you gone?
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No...I'm normal.

The one who is gone is the one who continued to e-mail me, send me nasty PM's, and stalk me, such as PrincessAirHead, who just sent me another PM, just a few minutes ago, even after I told her to stop numerous times. There is something seriously wrong with the woman.

You just have to read her posts to discern that she's mentally ill. Anyone who would post dozens of 750 word stories without a beginning, a middle, an end, sans plot and character development and then write her own comments is...gone.

Wouldn't you think?

Thank you for stopping by this "negative" thread to give me your well wishes. It's most appreciated.

Happy New Year.
 
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