Bistro Bijou

[Eluard]

Oh I am so wearing school girl gear in the Bistro today!

Funny, but I happen to be wearing my Mr-Chips-mortarboard-'n-gown too!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*fans self with one hand, types with the other*

I've been known to spend a pretty penny on unmentionables, but I'd spring for something cheap, just to get cut out of it.




I have a clinical grade undies fetish. Please tell me you have a pic of the turquoise thong. That would be as good as a thorzine drip, to me.
The skull and cross bones part isn't really me, but I bet I could make it work.

I will most certainly acquire a picture of that thong. Your interest flatters me. And if your fetish for the unmentionables is anything like mine, you'll like that pair very much. I too have a major Thing for underlayers of every sort.

To my mild discomfort, I believe there were a couple of camera phones at that particular moment, but I wasn't really paying attention. *sigh* won't be the first time that saucy pictures of me ended up places they shouldn't be.

us girls won't laugh at you. as for the guys, i don't think they'll bite unless you ask.

She's right. Fess up.

Or postsomeboobpix. Either's fine with me.

Funny, but I happen to be wearing my Mr-Chips-mortarboard-'n-gown too!

*lurks fiercely to watch the kinky schoolmaster scene*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

us girls won't laugh at you. as for the guys, i don't think they'll bite unless you ask.

I'd laugh if anyone told me .....

Funny, but I happen to be wearing my Mr-Chips-mortarboard-'n-gown too!

Goodbye Mr Chips

 

[Eluard]

Goodbye Mr Chips

No — it's Hellloooo *scanning up and down* Mr Chips!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'd laugh if anyone told me .....



Goodbye Mr Chips

I promise to giggle in only the most complimentary of ways.

and hellllooooooo Mr. Chips!

Never really had a schoolgirl/schoolmaster thing personally, but I'll watch two attractive people do just about anything, at least once.

bj

 

[Eluard]

I promise to giggle in only the most complimentary of ways.

and hellllooooooo Mr. Chips!

Never really had a schoolgirl/schoolmaster thing personally, but I'll watch two attractive people do just about anything, at least once.

bj

I'm sure with someone as intriguing as PG it couldn't be, wouldn't be, just once.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I promise to giggle in only the most complimentary of ways.

and hellllooooooo Mr. Chips!

Never really had a schoolgirl/schoolmaster thing personally, but I'll watch two attractive people do just about anything, at least once.

bj

It's silly honest it is ... feeling foolish already *slinks off to bed feeling a right narna*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It's silly honest it is ... feeling foolish already *slinks off to bed feeling a right narna*

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cutest Brit on Lit!

*applause, whistles*

sweet dreams, you adorable, kinky little thing.

And El, yeah. I'm pretty sure I'd watch that over and over and over.

bj

 

[Eluard]

It's silly honest it is ... feeling foolish already *slinks off to bed feeling a right narna*

Yes, good night sweet narna, and may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

(You are indeed such a cutie!)

 

[sassynyc]

It's silly honest it is ... feeling foolish already *slinks off to bed feeling a right narna*

"right mama".........must be one of those adorable across-the-pond colloquialisms

you do realize the more you protest, you just make us more curious. don't make me set Homburg and Pandora loose on you with the feathers. i'm sure they could get it out of you.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

fallen ones probably ........ night night

 

[Eluard]

"right mama".........must be one of those adorable across-the-pond colloquialisms

you do realize the more you protest, you just make us more curious. don't make me set Homburg and Pandora loose on you with the feathers. i'm sure they could get it out of you.

No, it's NARNA — a Cockney abbreviation of Banana.

 

[sassynyc]

No, it's NARNA — a Cockney abbreviation of Banana.

*adjusts glasses*
aah....thanks for clearing that up. makes sense when you say it.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It's most excellent to have El in here as a translator.

I'm off soon as well, but not to bed. As such. Yet.

Y'all are terribly distracting and I've gotten very little done today.

also *confession* I've been lurking a bit on the general board lately. Whatever else it is, it's completely fucking hilarious in there. Between that and my lovely snarky elitist poets, I can occupy myself with this place pretty much all day. To the great detriment of the dusting and accounting, but eh bien - I did a lot of that yesterday when I couldn't get on here.

If there's a hot schoolmaster scene, be sure to record every single little detail, hm? I'd hate to miss anything.

bj

 

[Angeline]

It's most excellent to have El in here as a translator.

I'm off soon as well, but not to bed. As such. Yet.

Y'all are terribly distracting and I've gotten very little done today.

also *confession* I've been lurking a bit on the general board lately. Whatever else it is, it's completely fucking hilarious in there. Between that and my lovely snarky elitist poets, I can occupy myself with this place pretty much all day. To the great detriment of the dusting and accounting, but eh bien - I did a lot of that yesterday when I couldn't get on here.

If there's a hot schoolmaster scene, be sure to record every single little detail, hm? I'd hate to miss anything.

bj

I post on the General Board, too. Half the time I'm ignored but at least nobody jumps on my case there like they do with some people. Those people have made snark an art form.

Night sweets.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I post on the General Board, too. Half the time I'm ignored but at least nobody jumps on my case there like they do with some people. Those people have made snark an art form.

Night sweets.

It's scary in there.
*kisses the floor of the bistro*

 

[Angeline]

It's scary in there.
*kisses the floor of the bistro*

It got easier for me after I realized I don't give a fuck what people there think of me lol. Well a few people I do, but they already like me so no worries.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

It got easier for me after I realized I don't give a fuck what people there think of me lol. Well a few people I do, but they already like me so no worries.

When you read my new humor/satire piece, you'll see that I don't care either. LOL

I think I redefined "snarky."
LOL

 

[Homburg]

I really like your point of view on religion. I agree with you, so you must be right, and very smart *lawlz*.

I like being right, and I like being very smart. We must therefore be in agreement.

'Kay, so this brings up a question that i saw debated but never resolved over on the BDSM board. I learned the term 'edgeplay' as referring to playing with sharp instruments like knives. Then there are some who use it to refer to any sort of 'edgy' or intense play, and then there are others who use it to refer to orgasm control - 'keeping someone on the edge.'

Where do poets stand, since this is the group that really enjoys the semantics of something like this? And if edgeplay is one thing, then what terms do we use for the other two categories?

Edgeplay - any play that involves the sort of play that 'normal' kinksters and dabblers tend to avoid. Includes knives, fire, needles, suspension, branding, cutting, etc. In other words, the crazy shit.

Knifeplay - playing with knives or other blades. Usually refers to using the blade for sensation play and mindfuck. "Cutting" is the term for using the knife to break flesh. I do a lot of knifeplay, but very little cutting.

Edging - bringing someone almost to orgasm and keeping them there for an extended period of time. Also known as 'brinking'

Orgasm control - self explanatory, and damned good fun. Leads to some truly sublime moments such as making someone come via text message.

These are my take on those terms, and how I use them. Your mileage may vary.

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The cane thing only in fantasies I am afraid ... touch me with anything like that and I'll have you for assault ... though I do have a slight kink that is far too weird to discuss publicly (pointed objects could come into it)

C'mon Annie. Fess up. I have discussed my kinks, and even shared pictures.

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I had never even considered blades as playthings but long ago I met a guy who really dug having a sharp blade used on him. So I ended up really into it. Funny how much our kinks are shaped by the kinks of the people we love. I've gotten into more than one thing just because someone else goes crazy for it, and ended up building new territory into my own lovemap as a result.

If one has a brave enough partner who is really into that, there is something extraordinarily beautiful and powerful about tracing thin, decorative red lines onto skin. There's the simple aesthetics of it, which are stunning, and then there's the gorgeous mindfuck that goes along with it.

Who knew I'd be into that? It actually surprised me, once I was over being intimidated and felt more confidence in my own skills, just how much I enjoy that sort of thing...

bj

Yup, knifeplay is damned good fun. It is also one area where I go outside the lines vis a vis commonly accepted best practices.

"Sharp knives are safer" = bullshit. The only unsafe knife is one that is poorly designed or constructed badly. Sharp or dull, a knife is only as safe as its' handler. I prefer a dull knife with a sharp tip. It allows me to do more with it, and take it... places that a sharp knife would be a bad idea.

There are other commonly accepted practices I abhor, but no reason to get Bij wound up by going into them...

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I dunno it's silly really professionals like Homb and Smitty will laugh

Hardly. Well, I'm assuming that you think I will laugh because it is tame. I do not. I'll probably chuckle a bit if it is a life-sized teddy-bear with a rainbow coloured strap-on, but not if you like getting your wrists tied with silk scarves or something.

There are some things that I dig that people would consider tame.

It's silly honest it is ... feeling foolish already *slinks off to bed feeling a right narna*

You should share. You're among friends. And some of us likely do things that are far sillier.

 

[Homburg]

If there's a hot schoolmaster scene, be sure to record every single little detail, hm? I'd hate to miss anything.

bj

This is one of the very few roleplay type scenes I do, and one of the few recurring scenes. "Bad Student, Worse Professor" is the name for it. The student is a wastrel and parties more than she studies. She tries to seduce the professor for "extra credit" and finds out that the professor has different ideas on how to earn an "A"

 

[Guest]

You might be a snarky, elitist poet . . .

If you comment on a poem and didn't describe how hard it made you come.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

If you comment on a poem and didn't describe how hard it made you come.

*glances in one last time before leaving, sees this*

Yours always make me come in a really gradual, almost frustrating and delicate simmer of arousal that takes ages and then boils over into a series of gleeful little yelps that lasts for several minutes before I can't take it any more and threaten to rip your ears off.

Then we drink coffee together. Naked.

bj

 

[Angeline]

When you read my new humor/satire piece, you'll see that I don't care either. LOL

I think I redefined "snarky."
LOL

Tell me when it's posted. I like snarky writing.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I wanna be a snaky elitist poet when I grow up. It sounds like fun.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Damn I seriously can't get out of here! And I'm supposed to be somewhere! But these cool things keep happening!

Hi Ange hi Sara Sara and just as I'm literally walking out the door of the shop, keys in hand, this song, of all things, comes on and it's the absolute number one audiosexual song of all time, in my little alien world anyway. I get literally incapacitated to most Lush tunes. So I didn't dare just walk away and drive anyway, cause I'd be a danger...

so of course I have to stay and writhe for four minutes and then long as I'm still here, come back to the bistro for a minute...

okay, dammit. I really must must go. You all are too fabulous for my own good.

bj