Bistro Bijou

[Tzara]

Right. I really wouldn't have liked him all that much. I'm a say what you mean and get down ta business kinda person. How 'bout I kiss your embolism?

Be still my heart.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Be still my heart.

Now is that so your embolism doesn't rupture or because you are overcome with my romantic subtleties?

 

[nzfulcifan]

do you like cheese

 

[Tzara]

Now is that so your embolism doesn't rupture or because you are overcome with my romantic subtleties?

I'm not sure my aorta could take so much attention.

Blood flow in men is an important issue, you know.

 

[Homburg]

i'll take "brinking" for $1000, Alex!

I accept checks, paypal, and money orders. Your travel expenses and arrangements are yours to bear.

I will say that a $1000 will buy you quite a bit of time held on the edge. Though some will go to pay for the inevitable aftercare, as you will probably pass out from being brinked for that long. The resulting orgasm will be something to write home about though...

 

[sassynyc]

I accept checks, paypal, and money orders. Your travel expenses and arrangements are yours to bear.

I will say that a $1000 will buy you quite a bit of time held on the edge. Though some will go to pay for the inevitable aftercare, as you will probably pass out from being brinked for that long. The resulting orgasm will be something to write home about though...

*calling my insurance company to see if they'll cover hospitalization due to orgasmic blackout*

LOLZ! I shouldn't be laughing as I take my orgasms very seriously, but your payment arrangement system is funny as hell. Worth every dime, and every drop of IV, I'd bet.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Mmm, oh the things that makes me want to do...

:::innocently brushing the pencil eraser over lower lip:::
Yessss?

 

[Homburg]

*calling my insurance company to see if they'll cover hospitalization due to orgasmic blackout*

LOLZ! I shouldn't be laughing as I take my orgasms very seriously, but your payment arrangement system is funny as hell. Worth every dime, and every drop of IV, I'd bet.

Actually, you pre-load the system with orange juice or gatorade or something similar. Sugars and vitamins and electrolytes, handy stuff. If you drink some beforehand, your body will absorb it during and keep your blood sugar up. When you do pass out, it is easier to get you awake again because your blood sugar hasn't tanked completely. You just have to make sure not to drink too much so as to keep nausea from being a problem. If the person is prone to blacking out hard, you keep an ammonia cap around just in case.

IV's are med-play, and that is an additional surcharge.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Funny, but I happen to be wearing my Mr-Chips-mortarboard-'n-gown too!

Oh, Sir! I believe I'm sitting up straighter! (Some bits, especially!)

 

[Homburg]

:::innocently brushing the pencil eraser over lower lip:::
Yessss?

*looks over his glasses at PG*

Ahem, Ms. Glitters, that is entirely enough.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm not sure my aorta could take so much attention.

Blood flow in men is an important issue, you know.

Hmm, who said the embolism was in your aorta? It's important to do a thorough examination before jumping to such rash conclusions.

 

[Tzara]

Hmm, who said the embolism was in your aorta? It's important to do a thorough examination before jumping to such rash conclusions.

Well, that helps. That there just gave me a little jump in my, um, BP.

I think, though, a private consultation might work even more wonders, Dr. Crewe.



Oh, and it is in no way rash conclusions that I am thinking about jumping. Just to make that clear.

 

[sassynyc]

Actually, you pre-load the system with orange juice or gatorade or something similar. Sugars and vitamins and electrolytes, handy stuff. If you drink some beforehand, your body will absorb it during and keep your blood sugar up. When you do pass out, it is easier to get you awake again because your blood sugar hasn't tanked completely. You just have to make sure not to drink too much so as to keep nausea from being a problem. If the person is prone to blacking out hard, you keep an ammonia cap around just in case.

IV's are med-play, and that is an additional surcharge.

this place is just full of handy info. i luv it.
jeez, you'd think for a grand, i could get some medical attention thrown in.
now you're just gouging me.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well, that helps. That there just gave me a little jump in my, um, BP.

I think, though, a private consultation might work even more wonders, Dr. Crewe.



Oh, and it is in no way rash conclusions that I am thinking about jumping. Just to make that clear.

I have been promoted. Excellent.

Step into my clinic. We'll take a closer look at everything.

 

[Tzara]

I have been promoted. Excellent.

Step into my clinic. We'll take a closer look at everything.

I hope my insurance covers this. Are your services in plan or out of plan?



Oh, I know. I'm being silly. In Canada, the government covers everything.

Man. What a country!

 

[normal jean]

*fans self with one hand, types with the other*

I've been known to spend a pretty penny on unmentionables, but I'd spring for something cheap, just to get cut out of it.




I have a clinical grade undies fetish. Please tell me you have a pic of the turquoise thong. That would be as good as a thorzine drip, to me.
The skull and cross bones part isn't really me, but I bet I could make it work.

hey

I don't have any panty pics, except with me in them, but I do have a story you might enjoy. It's listed under my old alt, Maria. Here's the link--

The Carousel

 

[Sara Crewe]

I hope my insurance covers this. Are your services in plan or out of plan?



Oh, I know. I'm being silly. In Canada, the government covers everything.

Man. What a country!

True, but up here you sometimes die before you get treated.

I won't make you wait. Well. Much.

 

[Tzara]

True, but up here you sometimes die before you get treated.

I won't make you wait. Well. Much.

Hey. Now you sound like BJ. She likes to claim it enhances the experience.



And, you know, my chakra right now is about as focused as it can be without completely dechakring. If you catch my drift.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Hey. Now you sound like BJ. She likes to claim it enhances the experience.



And, you know, my chakra right now is about as focused as it can be without completely dechakring. If you catch my drift.

Waiting can be good in certain situations. I promise that I have never killed anyone in my clinic--only shared the occasional little death.


I cannot take your word for your chakra. I'll need to take the rubber gloves off because chakra exams are not the same unless it's skin to skin.

 

[Homburg]

this place is just full of handy info. i luv it.
jeez, you'd think for a grand, i could get some medical attention thrown in.
now you're just gouging me.

Darlin, gouging you is the part of medical play that I provide free of charge

 

[Tzara]

Waiting can be good in certain situations. I promise that I have never killed anyone in my clinic--only shared the occasional little death.


I cannot take your word for your chakra. I'll need to take the rubber gloves off because chakra exams are not the same unless it's skin to skin.

I am so not into rubber. Just sayin'.

 

[sassynyc]

hey

I don't have any panty pics, except with me in them, but I do have a story you might enjoy. It's listed under my old alt, Maria. Here's the link--

The Carousel

visited by the lingerie fairy. thanks for the link NJ
wouldn't it be lucky if Dan had a brother who liked to sponsor shopping excursions in my neck of the woods?

Darlin, gouging you is the part of medical play that I provide free of charge

well then....i s'pose i could cough up a few extra bucks
turns out, under Lit's medical plan, there's a pretty reasonable co-pay.

 

[Homburg]

well then....i s'pose i could cough up a few extra bucks
turns out, under Lit's medical plan, there's a pretty reasonable co-pay.

Sounds like a plan. Make with the copay and I will make with the sexy.

 

[Homburg]

By the way, wow, I love this place.

Poet chicks rock.

 

[sassynyc]

*$$$$$ ~ cha chiiiing*