Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

*hides boots and considers how many vicious arm pinches Bijou deserves for her deliberate and apparent lack of understanding of the meaning of the word initials*

Oops. Outside voice again.

I have NO IDEA who SuperGeek is, nor the identity of her sidekick Geisha Grrrl, who can crush a villain's head using only her thigh muscles.

bj

 

[the Snood]

Is this some sort of geeky bat-signal, perhaps as a way to contact the SuperGeek, whose identity is a completely dark secret that nobody knows about at all although some speculate that her initials are S A R A C R E W E ?

Got those transparent boots yet?

bj

Perhaps. I am, after all, an Alpha Geek.

I'm a signatory (VERY far down the page) to the original TCP/IP specification, which changed ARPANET into the InterNet and permitted there to be a total of more than 255 computers in all connected to it.

In a very real sense, this very place exists due in part to my machinations.

Wow... am I not the shiz-it?

That said, I'm gratified to not bore my humble hostess or Sara.

Off to fix a tyre; back later.

Snood

 

[Sara Crewe]

Perhaps. I am, after all, an Alpha Geek.

I'm a signatory (VERY far down the page) to the original TCP/IP specification, which changed ARPANET into the InterNet and permitted there to be a total of more than 255 computers in all connected to it.

In a very real sense, this very place exists due in part to my machinations.

Wow... am I not the shiz-it?

That said, I'm gratified to not bore my humble hostess or Sara.

Off to fix a tyre; back later.

Snood

I think Snood needs a drink to dumb him down to a level at which he will stop hurting my brain. I mean good god! He just posted numbers and initials--together. That's illegal. Or it should be.


Make it a triple.

One for me too.

 

[sassynyc]

Wow... am I not the shiz-it?

Why yes, you are, but that's shiz-nit, with an n. See how the n makes it roll more fluidly off the tongue? Less disconnect, see.......shizznit.....like butter.

 

[the Snood]

As a Californian ex-pat living in the Fly-over, I defer to New Yawk sensibilities.

 

[Sara Crewe]

As a Californian ex-pat living in the Fly-over, I defer to New Yawk sensibilities.

Both expressions just make think of this:

http://www.saranair.com/images/others/shitsu6.jpg


Sorry.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Both expressions just make think of this:

http://www.saranair.com/images/others/shitsu6.jpg


Sorry.

I have one of those. Picks up dust off wood floors very efficiently. And gets into the corners well too. Very handy.

*quietly fixes Snood a triple vodka sour*

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I have one of those. Picks up dust off wood floors very efficiently. And gets into the corners well too. Very handy.

*quietly fixes Snood a triple vodka sour*

bj

They are cute. I had the biting version, lhasa apso at one point. You can still see the tiny scar on my nose where he chomped me once when I rolled onto a treat he had hidden in my bed while I was sleeping. I was pissed with him to say the least. Well, actually a weird combination of bleeding, pissed and hurt that me "The Grizzly Adams" of all animals had been bitten.

Keep them coming. It will take several before he will only be able to slur the numbers and be unable to do any calculations.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

They are cute. I had the biting version, lhasa apso at one point. You can still see the tiny scar on my nose where he chomped me once when I rolled onto a treat he had hidden in my bed while I was sleeping. I was pissed with him to say the least. Well, actually a weird combination of bleeding, pissed and hurt that me "The Grizzly Adams" of all animals had been bitten.

Keep them coming. It will take several before he will only be able to slur the numbers and be unable to do any calculations.

Perhaps the bistro has reached a new level of corruption, taking a brand new stranger and trying to get him 'faced at three in the afternoon. lawl.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Perhaps the bistro has reached a new level of corruption, taking a brand new stranger and trying to get him 'faced at three in the afternoon. lawl.

bj

Uhm, yeah sure.


It's new


First time.


Never done anything like that before. Yup.


And don't call The Snood strange to his face. 'Member we only do that in the backroom or when we bend down behind the bar.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Uhm, yeah sure.


It's new


First time.


Never done anything like that before. Yup.


And don't call The Snood strange to his face. 'Member we only do that in the backroom or when we bend down behind the bar.

Don't bend down too far.

Or that little floor mop will bite your nose again.

And some other stuff might happen too.

It is true that we have a reputation for being a bad influence. I accept that. I mean, we've already taught UYS about graham crackers and hushpuppies and bongs.

But I like to think that we're sort of a net positive.

*slips a roofie into Sara's coffee.*

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Don't bend down too far.

Or that little floor mop will bite your nose again.

And some other stuff might happen too.

It is true that we have a reputation for being a bad influence. I accept that. I mean, we've already taught UYS about graham crackers and hushpuppies and bongs.

But I like to think that we're sort of a net positive.

*slips a roofie into Sara's coffee.*

bj

No.No. No.

Okay now the playing field is uneven again.


T. S. (The Snood) needs two roofies now.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

No.No. No.

Okay now the playing field is uneven again.


T. S. (The Snood) needs two roofies now.

I don't know enough about his physiology yet. He does look... hairy. Always a sign of high tolerance, as far as I can tell.

besides, you're going to be busy back here with me. Someone else will have to entertain the Snood.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Perhaps the bistro has reached a new level of corruption, taking a brand new stranger and trying to get him 'faced at three in the afternoon. lawl.

bj

That is most certainly not corrupt. Merely hospitable. It's the same courtesy extended to all patrons, old and new. 'Sides, it's the middle of the afternoon....he's probably got a couple solid meals in him by now.

 

[the Snood]

Never (HIC!) before heard of a vodka sour. May I next have a Midori martini?

Snood

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

my stripper name

You know that old saying that your stripper name is the name of your first pet in front of the name of the first street you lived on?

Mine: Nikki Railroad

Yes, folks, it's Nikki Railroad, the hobo stripper!

 

[darkmaas]

You know that old saying that your stripper name is the name of your first pet in front of the name of the first street you lived on?

Mine: Nikki Railroad

Yes, folks, it's Nikki Railroad, the hobo stripper!

I guess that makes me Sugar Joyce. Scuse me while I wipe down the pole.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That makes me Whiskey Waxham sounds like a drunk in charge of your brazilian

My sister used to have a cross between a poodle and a shitzu making it a pooshitz sorry but that does happen to be true!!

Do you realise The Snood is an anagram of sent hoot/shoot den/host done/toon shed

 

[sassynyc]

You know that old saying that your stripper name is the name of your first pet in front of the name of the first street you lived on?

Mine: Nikki Railroad

Yes, folks, it's Nikki Railroad, the hobo stripper!

LOLZ! (trains immediately come to mind)
I always heard that formula used for drag names, but never the stripper thing before. Mine would be Wanda Cherry. I know.... all too convenient.

 

[darkmaas]

That makes me Whiskey Waxham sounds like a drunk in charge of your brazilian

Well Miss W. Make mine a double. I'll bet in England it's pronounced Waggem or something like that.

No thanks ... I just had a trim ... but it is very sweet of you to describe it with such a nice meaty metaphor.

 

[sassynyc]

I guess that makes me Sugar Joyce. Scuse me while I wipe down the pole.

You travel with your own wet wipes too? Sanitation is very important.
Collapsible poles are even better. Y'know........for us girls on the go.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That is most certainly not corrupt. Merely hospitable. It's the same courtesy extended to all patrons, old and new. 'Sides, it's the middle of the afternoon....he's probably got a couple solid meals in him by now.

I love how you think. Whatcha drinkin?

Never (HIC!) before heard of a vodka sour. May I next have a Midori martini?

Snood

Lemme get that right up for ya, darlin'.
I'm thinking it would be better not to get him too drunk. He's part of that crazy bunch that gets all of Tzara's jokes.

I guess that makes me Sugar Joyce. Scuse me while I wipe down the pole.

Welcome, darkmaas! Thanks for getting that - I meant to polish the pole last night but I got distracted, and then it was in use for several hours and I couldn't get to it.

That makes me Whiskey Waxham sounds like a drunk in charge of your brazilian

My sister used to have a cross between a poodle and a shitzu making it a pooshitz sorry but that does happen to be true!!

Do you realise The Snood is an anagram of sent hoot/shoot den/host done/toon shed

A drunk in charge of your brazilian LAWL! That would be way dangerous.

In porn, I would be Tinkerbelle Traver. Nice ring to it. Watch for my hot girl-on-girl action scenes!

And darlin', that anagram stuff is way too clever. I suspect we need to be getting you stronger drinks too.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No that one is as it sounds but you could try working out Wymondham or Happisburg

We're having a heat wave a tropical heatwave ...... I've stripped down to the bare essentials and I am still melting

 

[sassynyc]

I love how you think. Whatcha drinkin?


bj

The dirtiest martini you have...lotsa olives

 

[the Snood]

Hmmm... I was raised a commie, so we all had communal pets.

I guess it'd have to be the kitten I rescued and which would let noone else near him, so that makes me:

Lucky Tollhouse.

Hmmm... lemme just change into a Speedo.

Snood