Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

Hi Vixey!

Just for grins and to do some shameless self-promotion, I'll remind everyone that if you go to the first post of the Bistro thread you'll find links to surveys and other silly things you can do to get to know everyone here.

I'm thinking of making a link to Tzara's now-famous dance number. Haven't gotten around to that yet, but soon.

*yawns, staggers*

another late night. What was I thinking?

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Afternoon all. Who's pourin'?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Afternoon all. Who's pourin'?

What'll ya have, dollface? I'm behind the bar for at least a couple of hours.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Chocolate martini please. Thanks

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Chocolate martini please. Thanks

oo good choice.

I've gotten in deep trouble over a few of those myself.

Cold and frothy, that's the thing for a nice steamy afternoon like this.

So when are YOU doin' a 30 in 30?


bj

 

[sassynyc]

oo good choice.

I've gotten in deep trouble over a few of those myself.

Cold and frothy, that's the thing for a nice steamy afternoon like this.

So when are YOU doin' a 30 in 30?


bj

Ha! You and Champie will not shame me into that torture. (Yes, I was one of the lurkers,pointing and giggling in the corner) I haven't had that many martinis yet.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

So when are YOU doin' a 30 in 30?


bj

I know that question wasn't directed towards me, but I'd like to do a 30 in 30. How do you post the poems? What is the format for the subject line?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I know that question wasn't directed towards me, but I'd like to do a 30 in 30. H

How do you post the poems? What is the format for the subject line?

Well it's to everybody. I'm indulging in a few days of Smug cause I managed the ordeal.

In the subject line, the convention (which I disobeyed cause I can't remember how many times I've done this now) is to put which attempt it is, and which number in the series. Since this is your first try, your first poem would be 1 - 1, the next would be 1 - 2 and so on. Next time you do it, it will be 2 - 1, 2-2 and like that.

As to putting them in, it's just like doing a regular post. And as long as there's one up within each vaguely 24 hour period, you're set.

And as Tz has so wisely said,

Just dive in. And don't be afraid to suck.

*pours another very strong martini for Sassy.*

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

And as Tz has so wisely said,

Just dive in. And don't be afraid to suck.


bj

Oh, I am never afraid to suck! It's pretty much my claim to fame...

 

[champagne1982]

LadynS, just read neo's first post on the 30 in 30 thread. By the end of the 1st page, you'll have a pretty good understanding. Just be honest to yourself. 30 poems, 1 a day and if you miss a day, start all over again. I look forward to watching you happen .

 

[sassynyc]

*pours another very strong martini for Sassy.*

bj

That is just wrong.

I love the bats, btw. Champ, that av is hawt!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh, I am never afraid to suck! It's pretty much my claim to fame...

I sucked today and took one or two interesting pics that I will try to make into avs

I love the bats, btw. Champ, that av is hawt![/QUOTE]

What's bats got to do with stand up oral?

 

[sassynyc]

What's bats got to do with stand up oral?

LOL. No, the bats comment was about BJ's necklace. Champ's av is a separate matter.

But, if you can find a way to link them, I'd be impressed.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ahah he's going at it like a bat out of hell?

 

[sassynyc]

Ahah he's going at it like a bat out of hell?

A worthy attempt. I'm looking at it closer. He actually looks closer to her belly button. Like he's on his way, but not quite there yet.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No no more the top of her right thigh

 

[sassynyc]

I like the route he's taking, howerever he gets there.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Hope she don't come to hard she could do him a nasty with those thighs or indeed to herself if she slips off his shoulders and down the wall ........ now that we have had a full discussion on that Av can you tell me on earth is on Eve's signature? Preferable though it is to her flat man that gave me the shivers

 

[sassynyc]

Beats me. I think we're gonna have to call her in on this. Hey Eve, we're analyzing pics. Please explain the one in your sig. We're lost.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

At last he had got her alone
away from Mom and Dad,
he felt a tingle in his groin
at all the fun to be had.
He picked her up at nine o'clock
and ravished her with his eyes,
the throbbing growing louder
as he revelled at her thighs.
They snuggled in the back seat
but in his maddened rush
she squealed at him to slow down
her breasts caught in his crush.
He reached behind to unclip
the barrier to his lust
but in his haste his fingers slipped
the catch was twisted bust.
He turned it and he pulled it
he even used his teeth
till one fell out and hung there
akimbo underneath.
He cursed it and reversed it
he shoved it and he swore
he fumbled in the darkness
till the dainty lacework tore.
At last two globes unfolded
standing proud of all the rest
and he gratefully pronounced them
to be the very best.
Then getting down to business
he approached the black lace thong
but a bang came on the window
and a voice said, "Move along"!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

well, i posted 1-1 of my 30 in 30. I thought I might s well get "suck" out of the way. LOL

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well you certainly made a powerful start!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Well you certainly made a powerful start!

Thank you!
... if that's directed to me. LOL

I'm a bit out of it. I just got over a migraine and I'm not quite with it yet.

 

[Vixey_Rose]

*Snickers* Well well, such a warm welcome. And I'll have an ameretto sour double. I can suck those down all night baby *licks lips slowly, almost sensually* And thanks Bijou dear, I'll have to look through the links at all the tastey goodness. Went by the shop today but I guess you decided to close early. Anywho I'll see you tomorrow for sure!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*Snickers* Well well, such a warm welcome. And I'll have an ameretto sour double. I can suck those down all night baby *licks lips slowly, almost sensually* And thanks Bijou dear, I'll have to look through the links at all the tastey goodness. Went by the shop today but I guess you decided to close early. Anywho I'll see you tomorrow for sure!

Well that blows your cover all to hell, darlin'. Now everyone will know that you're under a very bad influence.... But well, I think everyone suspected anyway.

I'm out now. Where you at?


bj