Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

[BlackSnake]

BS, little one, I only seem big to you because you don't have what it takes to fill me up...

Don't worry about that babe, I've been dreaming about eating you out all week and I'm getting really hungry. I just slid the snake up the backend once I've had my fill of your sweet juices.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You fuck your wife and dream about eating me?

There's something about that picture that bothers me...

 

[BlackSnake]

...

There's something about that picture that bothers me...

It's shouldn't bother you that many guys dream about being with you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, I'm quite used to that, but WHILE they're fucking their women?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Does anyone have an extra pair of hip boots or maybe a life vest? Thanks to Svenskaflicka and Blacksnake, it's getting real deep around here. In the immortal words of Johnny Cash, "Six foot high and risin'."

Rumple "stroking toward shore" Foreskin

ps: en re buckets for condoms: the female member of that equation would probably need to be a wide receiver. Tight ends need not apply.

 

[champagne1982]

I hope you're talking about a metal or plastic bucket, because could you just imagine the splinters from a wooden one?

Kinda puts a whole new twist to the old song There's a hole n my bucket, dear Lisa, dear Lisa......... One can only wonder if a straw is going to be adequate for plugging it.

 

[BlackSnake]

I really got sideways on this one....