Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

[MathGirl]

Whose "wiwi" should we insert?

Dear Rumple,
Couldn't be BS's wiwi. That thing is far too big to get airborne without a Titan booster.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

I heard that Blacksnake's wiwi has become the man support of Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus.

When Blacksnake raises a tent, there is a large enough room under the "Big Top" for a huge audience, numberous enough to make the circus profitable, again.

And of course, one of the main attractions IS at centre ring.

 

[MathGirl]

My goodness. Reports of heroic deeds and marvelous achievements by BS's monumental wiwi just continue to pour in.

Anyone else have a wiwi sighting to report?
MG

 

[Guest]

Very Public Transit

¡Ay, dios mio!

My heart stopped for a second when I thought I saw the Snake on Geary Blvd. last night, but it was just a MUNI bus coming forward out of the fog.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Very Public Transit

Originally posted by perdita it was just a MUNI bus coming forward out of the fog.

Dear Perdita,
Perhaps you need new glasses, dear. A bus is MUCH smaller.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No more nor less than what it says. I have no idea what you will continue to do w/the Snake. P.

I'll continue to play with him when he stopd quoting National Geographic or Pimps R' Us to me.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

You know what else I just remembered about the 'Snake?

How sensitive he was.

He never seemed to be able to take a good-natured ribbing.

Especially if it was for *her* pleasure.

Mlle

 

[BlackSnake]

The weekend was fabulous! I hope everyone enjoyed it. The horrors of last week was washed away by numerous explosive releases. I'm a much happier camper now.

What was my lovely member used for last?

 

[Guest]

What was my lovely member used for last?

You tell us, Big guy. Glad you're in better spirits.

C'mon, don't you think some of these little stories were cool?

Perdita

 

[BlackSnake]

You tell us, Big guy. Glad you're in better spirits.

C'mon, don't you think some of these little stories were cool?

Perdita

They all, well most are very witty. I just had to try and start a fight after having lisitening to a group of blow hards tell me that wanted something that I told them they would need months ago during the analysis phase of a program I finished to their exact specifications. I just wanted to go home.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm a much happier camper now. BS

Sounds like you were suffering from one of those dreaded, SRH (SRH = Semen Retention Headache) conditions. Glad you got some relief.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackSnake]

It relieved all my tension.

The bright side is when I get to work I have snippets of the code I was working on that I was going to use, so it should be no big deal. Friday I wanted to tell them that they couldn't have the features they want now, because they didn't want to take them when I was trying to give it to them. Really pissed me off.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just like my "nephew" (my best friend's son, really). We were walking in the woods, him, me, and his mother. Me and M were talking, and he tried to interrupt us to tell us something, but M told him that he had to wait for his turn, coz she was talking to me now. When I had finished the sentence I had started on, she asked him what he had wished to say, but now he wouldn't tell us. He just pouted and looked away.
M just shrugged, and we went back to ignoring him and talking between ourselves.

 

[BlackSnake]

Jobs

The Fall semester starts on Monday. It seems like everyone has been putting things off until the last minute. I've been working through lunch, getting there early and leaving late.

If, at work, you are suddenly given a major project and the commity is made up of top executives, you can pretty much bet that you have been tossed into the fire.

I love what I do, but its really sucking right now. I don't think that I have written more code in a matter of days in my life.

Sorry, I haven't been more attentive, just been busy.

BlackSnake

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Jobs

Originally posted by BlackSnake Sorry, I haven't been more attentive, just been busy.

Dear BS,
We've been able to struggle along. Your magnificent wiwi has always been with us in spirit.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Jobs

Dear BS, We've been able to struggle along. Your magnificent wiwi has always been with us in spirit. MG

Not as high and upright spirits as we've been accustomed to though.

Perdita

p.s. *not* complaining

 

[MathGirl]

Haiku honor magnificent wiwi

BS has wiwi
One big ol' strapping johnson
Great awesome pecker

Object of worship
By BS and all who see
Behold great black snake

One eyed speedo trout
Hang half way to BS' knee
Biggest one in town

Too bad he so shy
Fans would love to see great snake
Please drop pants, BS

Need no Viagra
Wiwi conquer Niagara
Heroic pee pee

BS has no peer
Totes El Supremo in shorts
Wonderful wiwi

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LOL

*gives MG an applause*

 

[Guest]

*gives MG an applause*

Not me, now he just might bring back those old AVs.

Harumph! (old enough to harumph),

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fine by me. Together with my panties going up between my cheeks, that's as close as I get to getting laid right now...

 

[MathGirl]

Harumph! (old enough to harumph)

Dear Perdita,
I think setting an age floor on harumphing is unfair. Oh, I'll admit that a harumph in the wrong hands can ge disastrous, but my grandpa taught me well.
MG
Ps. Harumph
Pps. Thank you, Svenska.

 

[Guest]

Dear Perdita, I think setting an age floor on harumphing is unfair. Oh, I'll admit that a harumph in the wrong hands can ge disastrous, but my grandpa taught me well. MG

MG: I wasn't sure the harumph issue had been settled, that is why I stated I was old enough.

I of course defer to your gramps and accord you, at least on my own behalf, harumph privileges (but I can't speak for others). If there is any query or protest we can always start a new thread and bring semiotics and censorship into the fray.

Your ally, Perdita

 

[champagne1982]

Of feral dogs and Genghis Khan...

Once, I used Blacksnake's dick to fend off an encroaching mongrel horde.

There were Genghis on his pony holding his black iron sword and the Mongol Horde battling the hordes of mongrels and failing to reach Mlle. The Black Snake stood up like an amazing onyx obelisk and with a mighty stroke managed to turn back all the dogs and the Mongolians who were striving to devour the lady. She, of course, remarked on the size of the pony and the sword; The Black Snake, of course, remarked that they had nothing on HIS mammoth proportions.

 

[BlackSnake]

More...more....

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Yeah, I'm getting hot

Hey, Snake- are we cool? You read my comments about this being a strictly *affectionate* thread, right?

mlle (in your debt for vanquishing the horde)