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Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

The two most common phrases BS ever hears are:

"Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing!"

and

"Careful! You could poke someone's eye out!"
 
Take dis!

Svenskaflicka said:
The two most common phrases BS ever hears are:
"Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing!"
and
"Careful! You could poke someone's eye out!"
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Dear Svenska,
One more: "Wanna take my picture?"
MG
 
Do you people realize that if you keep adding to the topic at this rate, by early December, this thread - laid end to end - will be nearly as long as BS's wiwi? :eek:
 
Once back in '52 when we were all on an archaelogical expedition in the Congo, led by Professor Biff "Smutty" Walters, we came across a chasm over a waterfall where the rope bridge had rotted away.

The Professor was worried, but the 'snake just said "Shit, Indiana Jones. I can swing that." And he flung himself across, wrapping seven times around a tree on the opposite bank, just to be sure it held!

Blacksnake's majestic cock proved its mettle that day, my friend!
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
Yeah, I'm getting hot :nana:

Hey, Snake- are we cool? You read my comments about this being a strictly *affectionate* thread, right?

mlle (in your debt for vanquishing the horde)
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Nope, I didn't see your comments. Point me too it. We're cool. I just wanted to shoot somebody, and this thread seem like a justification. The wife kept calling me and promising me a great weekend because I was pissed with work.

BTW, she delivered in a big way. I also noticed something that I missed before. I thought her desire for the snake was to please me, but I figured it out. It's for her. I just happened to notice that she seemed to be in another world, fucking with total abandon. I'm loving it, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with me, just my dick. :confused:
 
Anyone see the show "Search for the Gaint Anaconda" on A&E? Average size of those mature snakes are 15 feet.
 
Res dermatologica

Dear BS,
I think it's absolutely incredible that a person with your endowments can be so humble. Intelligent, beautiful, erudite ..... and, of course, the WHOPPER. <sigh>
MG
Ps. The lady in your .gif appears to have a nasty case of dermatitis.
 
BlackSnake said:
This is for the curious:
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I'm not going to look at that link. Every time you wave a link in front of me, it turns out to be a pic of some woman waving her behind in my face. *yuk*
 
Svenskaflicka said:
I'm not going to look at that link. Every time you wave a link in front of me, it turns out to be a pic of some woman waving her behind in my face. *yuk*
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Maybe, but you will never see this one uncovered ;)
 
Nice lady Snake...

Ya gotta love that blond hair.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man
 
Re: Nice lady Snake...

Dirt Man said:
Ya gotta love that blond hair.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man
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Ya know, I always thought that I was partial to brunettes, but it just haven't worked out that way.
 
Q: Do you know why BS always brings a mobile phone to bed?


A: So he can call his wife, who's on the other side of the village, giving him a blowjob, to tell her how she's doing.
:p
 
Flicka-mou: science should study your brain, that's a compliment.

Perdy :)
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Q: Do you know why BS always brings a mobile phone to bed?


A: So he can call his wife, who's on the other side of the village, giving him a blowjob, to tell her how she's doing.
:p
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You mean that a cup on the other end won't work :confused:
 
I hope you're talking about a metal or plastic bucket, because could you just imagine the splinters from a wooden one?

:cool:
 
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