Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

I'm feeling great, ed. Thanks.



This explains SO much.

Does, doesn't it?

 

[midwestyankee]

Does, doesn't it?

Indeed. Most women only glow during certain, ahem, very productive times in their lives.

And then there's that whole Godzilla-like behavior thing that so many of your friends are wary of mentioning.

 

[Saucyminx]

Indeed. Most women only glow during certain, ahem, very productive times in their lives.

And then there's that whole Godzilla-like behavior thing that so many of your friends are wary of mentioning.

No no no, Godzilla is my cat. I'm not nearly tall enough for a proper rampage.

 

[midwestyankee]

No no no, Godzilla is my cat. I'm not nearly tall enough for a proper rampage.

You're that little girl from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids all grown up, aren't you?

 

[Saucyminx]

You're that little girl from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids all grown up, aren't you?

I wish! Being a former child star I would have an excuse for all my bad behavior, alas, just slightly radiated lil old me.

 

[midwestyankee]

I wish! Being a former child star I would have an excuse for all my bad behavior, alas, just slightly radiated lil old me.

At least you save on night lights.

 

[Saucyminx]

At least you save on night lights.

Truly.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2BgwIiaZ1L._SY355_.jpg

 

[multitalentman]

Truly.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2BgwIiaZ1L._SY355_.jpg

Wait! You promised I was going to be the only one to see that pic of you!

 

[Saucyminx]

That's not me, that's my older sister. I have curly hair remember?

And I always keep my promises. Rainy, sometimes I even keep your promises.

 

[Saucyminx]

Someone has to. I'm a shit human.


Also, I can barely pull my own knickers up. Fuck. Too old to be this big.

Pffft. You are lovely, lovely.

I say go commando. One less thing to take off when it's time to have the birthin.

 

[multitalentman]

Now that would be a sight!

 

[Emerson40]

Someone has to. I'm a shit human.


Also, I can barely pull my own knickers up.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3966bd13d24b56a878970db07d991bd7/tumblr_nnlkbizZRs1saw6nmo1_500.jpg

Fuck. Too old to be this big.

Soon sweety, soon.

Hang in there.

 

[Saucyminx]

Rainy you are a delicate flower at all times. Ahem.

Babyminx and I just made tapas for her Spanish IV class. The teacher wanted authentic Spanish, the picky thing. He had no problem eating my Pozole any other time! Anyway, we just made Spanish chorizo stuffed medjool dates wrapped in bacon, puff pastry stuffed with serrano ham, manchego cheese, and fig preserves. (He can suck it on the puff pastry--I know that's not Spanish but too damn bad.) And we cut up a ton of fruit for mock Sangria. I will be making myself some real sangria.

 

[Que]

Indeed.

 

[Miles Long]

When did Rainshine start trimming her stomach hair?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I can't stop looking at that picture though, trying to figure out what the fuck happened.

Trapped wind? He sat on a bicycle pump?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I can't fathom it. Is it real? Surely it's not.

The only person I've ever encountered who posts more revolting pictures than you is Emerson. You two have a real gift.

 

[Saucyminx]

but it's so round. . . .

 

[Miles Long]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

 

[Saucyminx]

In this case, Buddha

 

[Emerson40]

The only person I've ever encountered who posts more revolting pictures than you is Emerson. You two have a real gift.

I am somewhat taken aback by this comment. The Lustrous One has sought out and shared graphic images of two-headed peni, and genitals garnished with metal work that have no business being near airport security wands.

I post the occasional shocking image, but please remember there are a great deal of haunting and disturbing things that have come across my desktop, but will never see the light of day by means of my 'submit' button. If only Rainy would exercise such restraint, our minds would not be subjected to horrors that can't be unseen.

You should ask our hairy, baby-bellied one to show you the gif that bears a remarkable physical likeness to you, only this young man is using a boxed, warmed pizza pocket to achieve masturbatory climax. Shocking, shocking stuff... Makes one wonder just what dark depths of the Internet this girl swims in.

Far out. Research confirms this is 99.9% likely to be real and 94% made from beer.

I present further similar specimens:

Figure 1.0
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/3/7/2/3/5/5/pregnant-man-40236068577.jpeg

Figure 2.0
Washing the beer made belly (yes I'm looking at you Miles Long)

Holy roll out the barrel! Looks almost full term, ready to drop any day.

I wonder, if one were to hammer a keg tap into that belly button, would sudsy, amber lager spritz out.

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh Emerson, my dear man, I believe you might be exercising a wee bit of denial on the frequency, and shock value of images you post. I don't hesitate when clicking on RS images, I haven't wanted eye bleach for her posts nearly as many times as I have for some of yours.

You on the other hand? Well, I hesitate--I always click the damn things-- but I do take a moment to gird my loins before doing so.

And am never disappointed.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh Emerson, my dear man, I believe you might be exercising a wee bit of denial on the frequency, and shock value of images you post. I don't hesitate when clicking on RS images, I haven't wanted eye bleach for her posts nearly as many times as I have for some of yours.

You on the other hand? Well, I hesitate--I always click the damn things-- but I do take a moment to gird my loins before doing so.

And am never disappointed.

You know what they say: pics, or it didn't happen.

 

[Emerson40]

Oh Emerson, my dear man, I believe you might be exercising a wee bit of denial on the frequency, and shock value of images you post. I don't hesitate when clicking on RS images, I haven't wanted eye bleach for her posts nearly as many times as I have for some of yours.

You on the other hand? Well, I hesitate--I always click the damn things-- but I do take a moment to gird my loins before doing so.


And am never disappointed.

The infamous Dirty Birdy Gird.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/omg-owl.gif

You know what they say: pics, or it didn't happen.

Seconded!

Oh I wish I still had that gif YOU sent me of Des pleasuring pizza, Em! He really ought to know there are such images of him floating about.

And thank you, saucy, for the defence against such slander! My images are always in the name of science and the never ending quest for knowledge and enlightenment. Some call me scholarly. They're wrong. I'm just a little depraved.

Defense?!? Girding of the loins!

I see you are already suffering the lapses in memory associated with pregnancy, but it is refreshing to see your depravity has not lost a beat.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh I wish I still had that gif YOU sent me of Des pleasuring pizza, Em! He really ought to know there are such images of him floating about.

And thank you, saucy, for the defence against such slander! My images are always in the name of science and the never ending quest for knowledge and enlightenment. Some call me scholarly. They're wrong. I'm just a little depraved.

Now I really want to see myself making sweet calzone. Does the thing still exist?