Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[NippleMuncher]

The baby! And the hair, but mostly the boobies!!!!

I couldn't agree more!

 

[imemkay]

I couldn't agree more!

OMG! You're such a goof! Don't you have an email to send, mister?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Well, yeAH-uh!

 

[imemkay]

Well, yeAH-uh!

Well then, chop chop!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh, Rainy knows what to do!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Is there anything more amusing than a passive-aggressive How-To thread on Lit?

(not this one, of course.. but Holy Toledo!)

 

[Emerson40]

Baby poo under the freshly manicured fingernails. So glamorous.

On the next episode of Real Housewives of Kangaroo Hills.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Bwahahhaa you should read my travel journal!

"Twas the night before Boxing Day, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except Rainy streaking through the house!"

Read it, RIVETING!

 

[Saucyminx]

http://d3ijwnwl8te7na.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/07/in-the-face.gif?68045d

And so the hotdog fest began. . .

 

[Cumference]

http://d3ijwnwl8te7na.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/07/in-the-face.gif?68045d

And so the hotdog fest began. . .

I am sure there is a deep symbolism in this!

 

[Emerson40]

http://d3ijwnwl8te7na.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/07/in-the-face.gif?68045d

And so the hotdog fest began. . .

Your milkshake brings all the weenies to the yard.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmtgbqPWiJ1qza249o1_500.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

People, people, people...everyone knows that hot dogs only become real (see Rabbit, Velveteen) with mustard.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/20091007-mustard-yellows_zpscdytkuwo.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

People, people, people...everyone knows that hot dogs only become real (see Rabbit, Velveteen) with mustard. [/URL]

Don't you mean condom . . . ments?

 

[imemkay]

People, people, people...everyone knows that hot dogs only become real (see Rabbit, Velveteen) with mustard.

This is the absolute truth!

Don't you mean condom . . . ments?

That made me chuckle!

 

[Emerson40]

People, people, people...everyone knows that hot dogs only become real (see Rabbit, Velveteen) with mustard.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/20091007-mustard-yellows_zpscdytkuwo.jpg

Indeed. And with some fine, yellow ballpark, there is the added benefit of the squart (Mr G thread bump imminent) not tasting like hotdog water. Blech!


https://soaringdragons.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/selling-mustard.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blurt: I so want to beat the shit out of something. *sigh*

 

[Emerson40]

Blurt: I so want to beat the shit out of something. *sigh*

Although not as satisfying as a deft recumbentibus, perhaps some soccer could help cool your jets.

Bend it like Beckham girlfriend!

 

[Emerson40]

Indeed. And with some fine, yellow ballpark, there is the added benefit of the squart (Mr G thread bump imminent) not tasting like hotdog water. Blech!

Like a sunflower follows the sun.

This guy must have a wee, red phone at S.Q.U.A.R.T. headquarters that flashes every time squart, g-spot, or 'gasm is typed on the LIT site.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Although not as satisfying as a deft recumbentibus, perhaps some soccer could help cool your jets.

Bend it like Beckham girlfriend!

Em, you read my mind.

 

[Eilan]

http://d3ijwnwl8te7na.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/07/in-the-face.gif?68045d

And so the hotdog fest began. . .

I stole this to post on a FB friend's status.

 

[NippleMuncher]

That made me chuckle!

Clearly, you know a zesty sauce when you see one.

 

[Eilan]

......

 

[Emerson40]

I just ate a bowl of Frosted Flakes and I am shaking from the sugar high.

It has been twenty-five years or more since I last had this and man oh man, this shit is like drugs.

Waiting on the crash, and I'm sure my pee will smell like diabetes later.

I will never give this crack dessert - cause it ain't 'cereal' - to my kids.

Buzzin'. I'm buzzin' from the sugar in my veins.

 

[OTCurve]

People, people, people...everyone knows that hot dogs only become real (see Rabbit, Velveteen) with mustard.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/20091007-mustard-yellows_zpscdytkuwo.jpg

No ketchup/catsup?

 

[imemkay]

No ketchup/catsup?

Save the ketchup for fries, it doesn't belong on hot dogs.